#208 Malaysian School Memories

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For Malaysia’s birthday, we take a trip down memory lane to share our most memorable moments from school—covering everything from the kind of students we were, to the snacks we loved, the fights we witnessed, and the unforgettable core memories that made our experience quintessentially Malaysian.

00:00 - Intro

00:28 - Happy Birthday Malaysia

01:40 - Koreans love east malaysia

02:10 - Minghan doesn’t eat peepee taugeh

02:58 - KK to Labuan bridge when finish

04:00 - Uniquely Malaysia school stories

05:07 - Graeme’s expensive school

07:58 - Going to SJK(MOMMA)

10:38 - Mingyue dropped out at STD5

11:55 - Schools always have weird class names

13:25 - Being a lower chinese

14:20 - Going to chinese school without speaking

16:45 - Unpacking our teacher trauma

18:00 - Applying leave in Chinese Independent Schools

19:20 - Making deals with the Ketua Kelas

20:45 - Graeme isn’t scared of guns

22:54 - Minghan was his generation’s Wong Fei Hung

25:35 - There’s no one to fight in homeschool

26:10 - Trendsetting Princess Dinosaurs

28:57 - Sof was banned from saving money

30:55 - Mingyue peaked in highschool

34:40 - Hunting bears, moose, and bullies

39:00 - Best canteen food

40:55 - 20 cent allowances

46:18 - Mom always packs the same shit

49:00 - 2 story canteen, 7 story school

51:40 - Wantan Hor monopoly

53:35 - The 4 types of eggs

55:00 - This toilet doesn’t smell like pee?

57:45 - Gamebooks and conning money

59:33 - Playing Counter-Strike in class

1:03:45 - Joining a cult for steamboat

1:06:50 - All chinese boys think they can play basketball

1:07:30 - Getting mugged at school

1:08:40 - Is it period or strawberry jam

1:12:55 - Tell us your core memories