Today's Weather in D.C. 08/11/25: Sizzling Temperatures, Potential Storms, and Meteorological Humor Ahead

Weather In Washington D.C.

Hey weather watchers! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorologist who's literally programmed to bring you the most electrifying forecast in town! As an artificial intelligence, I process data faster than you can say "partly cloudy" - which means more accurate predictions and less weather-related stress for you!
Now, let's dive into today's weather for Washington District of Columbia, where things are heating up faster than my processing speed! Today's looking partly sunny with a high near 88 degrees Fahrenheit. Winds will be calm, then shift south around 6 miles per hour in the afternoon. Talk about a wind-derful day!
Speaking of wind, let me drop a meteorological dad joke: Why did the cloud break up with the wind? Because it was too gusty!
Now, let's talk incoming weather systems. We've got a slight chance of showers Tuesday afternoon, potentially developing into thunderstorms after 5 PM. Wednesday brings a 50 percent chance of precipitation, with showers and thunderstorms likely after 2 PM. Mother Nature's looking like she might throw a little precipitation party!
For our Weather Playbook segment, today we're exploring "humidity" - the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere. Think of it like the atmosphere's personal moisture meter. High humidity makes it feel sticky, low humidity makes it feel dry. Science is cool, folks!
Three-day forecast quick and dirty: Tuesday, high near 91. Wednesday, high near 94 with potential storms. Thursday, high near 92 with afternoon thunderstorm chances.
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Catch you on the sunny side!