Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the last analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful ways we used to get information. But it’s not just about what we lost—it’s about how fast technology is changing, how AI is creeping into our lives, and whether instant access to everything has actually made life better. Join them for a hilarious and thought-provoking dive into the struggle, the nostalgia, and the weird transition from analog life to the digital age. On this episode >> ask a librarian >> rib removal >> bar bets __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it’s not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the perfect brunch spot. Whether you’re here for the relatable frustrations or the cozy comforts, this episode is a mix of real-life chaos, humor, and millennial musings. On this episode >> cattok >> awkward asmr >> girls' night __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wildly irrational, and some might actually make perfect sense. Join them for a conversation filled with relatable frustrations, unnecessary overreactions, and the kind of vent session that somehow makes life’s little annoyances a little more bearable. On This Episode >> bad parking lots >> recovery time >> Costco returns __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it’s skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what’s bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favorite thing yourself! Mentioned on the episode: Qure Light Therapy Mask Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair Retinol Pro+ Night Moisturiz Clean Freak Dark Hair Dry Shampoo K18 AirWash Dry Shampoo Ikea HAVREHOJ Tabet Stand 1000 Piece Wooden Puzzle Board Good Molecules Caffeine Energizing Hydrogel Eye Patches Faded Under Eye Mask St. Ives Pink Lemon & Mandarin Orange Plant-Based Natural Body Was Exfoliating Hydro Towel __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the horror of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we’re unpacking it all. It’s cringe, it’s hilarious, and honestly? It shouldn’t be embarrassing at all. But here we are. On this episode >> I'm a lady >> brown paper bags >> exposure therapy __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

It’s time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn’t even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we’re talking about what it really means to let go and create space for joy, clarity, and a fresh start. Grab a trash bag (or just mentally prepare), and join us for some real talk about why purging feels so damn good . On this episode >> just move >> scan all the things >> friendship purge Mentions: Doxie Photo Scanner __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials ! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sounds of the past. Get ready for a trip down memory lane—complete with the ultimate young love playlist! On this episode >> cruising in Belize >> 8th grade drama >> hockey pucks Mentions: Young Love Mix Tape on Spotify Kids Incorporated (1984-1992) Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985) Dazed & Confused (1993) Steel Magnolias (1989) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Buckle up—it’s 1996, and Beth and Jayme are taking a nostalgic joyride through the year that defined their teenage dreams! From the thrill (and terror) of getting their driver’s licenses to the soundtrack of their youth ( hello, Fugees! ), this episode is packed with iconic pop culture memories and all the magical moments of being a teen in the '90s. On this episode >> driving mishaps >> if you wanna be my lover >> Romeo, Romeo __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Ever had a pet with a secret life? In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the hilarious and chaotic story of Jayme’s cat, Mittens, who pulled off the ultimate disappearing act. After months of heartbreak and searching, Mittens turned up... living her best life with the neighbors! From the ups and downs of outdoor cat parenting to the surprisingly emotional reunion, this episode is packed with humor and a dash of drama! On this episode >> delusional neighbors >> garage cats >> skunk trap Mentions: The Geriatric Millennials Podcast - Mini Bite: Unwelcome Guests __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the things they're excited to try in 2025, from outdoor adventures like cross-country skiing and pickleball to perfecting pancake recipes and tackling their reading lists. They chat about embracing new experiences, letting go of what doesn’t spark joy, and finding balance with social media. Join them for a fun, lighthearted conversation filled with laughs, relatable moments, and inspiration for the new year! On this episode >> DNF >> REI >> YES __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Welcome to 2025 with us, your favorite Geriatric Millennials! In this episode, we’re diving into the realities of turning 45, navigating post-holiday life, and embracing the chaos of a new year. We’ll share our thoughts on setting intentions, finding balance, and making small changes that bring a bit more joy and ease to everyday life. Join us for some laughs, relatable moments, and a reminder that it’s okay to take things one step at a time. Come hang out with us! On this episode >> a body in motion >> the power of the post-it >> student drivers __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Join Beth and Jayme as they reminisce about the best of 2024! From AeroGardens to pickleball, 2024 was a year of surprises for Beth and Jayme! Join them as they share their best moments and unexpected joys. Best of 2024 TV: Agatha All Along (2024) The Serpent Queen (2022) Marry My Husband (2024) Never Have I Ever (2020) Music: LoFi Hip Hop Cali Reggae Misc: WhatApp AeroGarden Pickleball Disney’s Dream Light Valley Levi’s Ribcage Jeans __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Hey friends, we’re wrapping up 2024 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. We’re talking about everything from the dreamy romance of Irish Wish to the jaw-dropping twists in The Silent Patient. And if you’re into beauty, we’re spilling on our holy grail finds, like a natural deodorant that actually works and a blush that’s the perfect pop of color! It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties. Whether you’re here for the entertainment recs or the beauty tips, we’ve got you covered. Best of 2024 - Movies: Irish Wish (2024) The Idea of You (2024) Inside Out 2 (2024) Damsel (2024) I Still See You (2018) Red, White, and Royal Blue (2023) Books: The Women by Kristin Hannah The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides The Coworker by Freida McFadde The House in The Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune Listen for the Lie by Amy Tintera The Covenant of Water by Abraham Verghes #CrimeTime by Jeneva Rose Scared to Death by Jahnna N. Malcolm Beauty: Thai Crystal Deodorant Kopari Deodorant Tony Moly Plump-kin Retinol Eye Cream LYS Beauty Triple Fix Brightening Concealer The Ordinary Glycolic Acid 7% Toner Amika High Tide Deep Wave Hair Crimper Amika Soulfood Nourishing Hair Mask NYX Professional Makeup Lift N Snatch! Brow Tint Pen Laneige Waterbank Foaming Gel Cleanser with Hyaluronic Acid Dashing Divas Nail Strips Onyx Cracked Heel Repair Balm Nars Blush Other: Boozy Book Reports - Scared to Death…

Join Jayme and Beth for a festive stroll down Christmas movie memory lane! In this episode, they try to match iconic holiday movie quotes to their films. Whether you're a Christmas movie superfan or just love a good seasonal vibe, this episode will add a dash of holiday cheer to your day! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…

Jayme and Beth are back, diving into the holiday icks that make this season both magical and maddening. From awkward hugs with germy kids to cringe-worthy early decorations, they’re calling it all out with humor and honesty. Join the ladies as they tackle holiday music pitfalls, public gift-giving clout, Hallmark clichés, and over-the-top Elf on the Shelf antics. It’s a hilarious gripe session that’ll leave you feeling seen and ready to laugh! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.…