NOG 08: Bucket of DRM

Nation of Gamers

By opening this bag of NoGgits NoG Brand Corn Chips, you agree to the terms and conditions of the EULA. All NoGgits are protected by state of the art Digital Rights Management even though the chips are a physical product. The bag must be connected to the Internet at all times while the chips are being consumed so that you may enjoy entertaining NoGgits infomercials. In addition, a series of unique product ID codes are printed inside every bag. Before eating a chip, first input the chip’s ID code. Failure to do so is a violation of the EULA and may result in less than satisfactory flavor. Sharing NoGgits is specifically prohibited by the EULA; tell your friends to buy their own bags. Uploading NoGgits to the Internet is also strictly prohibited, in addition to impossible due to our amazing NoGgits Cloud Service, to which you must be connected at all times while enjoying NoGgits. Disconnection from the NoGgits Cloud Service will interrupt munching and may cause stomach cancer. Rumors that NoGgits have already been cracked and are available on pirate torrent trackers are completely false. Enjoy your NoGgits!

The four hosts just won’t shut the crap up! Is there a perfect DRM? Does it involve prairie dogs? Find out on this week’s exciting episode of NoG!

• NoG Blog: The Perfect DRM?
• Ubisoft’s new DRM
• TickTechBoom’s Youtube channel
• [GAME] Robot Unicorn Attack
• [GAME] GeoDefense Swarm
• [GAME] Warstorm
• [GAME] Blur
• Episode graphic by defectivebydesign.org