FOTS 68 – @2Saddington (Hayley + Paddington)

Friends of the Show

This week’s Friend is a very funny tweeter who has memed some great memes, and this person also loves Paddington Bear. I am so very happy that she’s on the podcast this week, it’s Hayley! Welcome!

THE MEMES!

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1570603-cultural-impact

Questions from Twitter!

Hello I’m Timmy! New year, old friend of the show.
My question is: What is something that you started, but haven’t finished, and why?
Also, what is the best flavor of gum?

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) January 3, 2020

What made you buy a subaru

— Kevin (hello) (@Kevaclysm) January 3, 2020

fuck marry kill me tom shane

— Kevin (hello) (@Kevaclysm) January 3, 2020

Marry, fuck, kill… Kirby, Yoshi, and Pikachu.

— meanmuggeddaily (@meanmuggeddaily) January 4, 2020

– Is your love of paddigton sexual or platonic?
– Have you ever purified yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka?
– Please discuss THE Kirby picture
– Remember when you rejected my Kool-Aid man riff?

— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 3, 2020

what's Daisy's story

— Kevin (hello) (@Kevaclysm) January 4, 2020

-were you bitten by a radioactive comedic genius and that’s how you become so funny? Please tell us your twitter superhero origin story.
-name 3 anthropomorphic cartoons you’re sexually attracted to
-what’s a beverage you consume every day
-will you be queen of my bounce castle

— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) January 3, 2020

hello! Did you eat the chocolatey cowboy kiss?

— taffy bennington ◬ (@singwithTaffy) January 3, 2020

if paddington switched from marmalade to hunny would you still love him the same
follow up: would you be willing to get surgery to become a bear who chugs marmalade from mason jars
follow follow up: if i paid for it would you legally change your name to saddington
ilu
-linc

— linc denver (@lincnotfound) January 4, 2020

what adam sandler movie do you hate the most
if we were in a musical gang what is our theme song
ps ilu

— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) January 4, 2020

What's your favorite skill in old school RuneScape?

— 'Choose Username' (@SwagWithWheels) January 3, 2020

what was one of your favorite moments from 2019
how is paddington not a diabetic w all that marmalade

— aaron (@CanIGetSumHead) January 3, 2020

1) Where is the gold?
2) Did you think I wouldn’t notice?
3) If a turtle the size of a KFC slowly approached you and offered the combined knowledge of every animal in the ocean but you would have to eat the turtle to get it, would you do it?

— Jeff is Tall (@JeffisTallguy) January 3, 2020

has paddington undergone some sort of genetic treatment to calm his natural bear urges and modify his vocal cords for human speech or is he an alien from the bear planet? i'll take my answer off the air.

— blank (@mister_blank) January 3, 2020

What’s your Fursona?

— meanmuggeddaily (@meanmuggeddaily) January 4, 2020

Would you rather lick Shrek’s big toe or the inside of Yoda’s ear?

— tater twat hot dish (@charliabartl) January 3, 2020

Do you love fashion??

— Sierra (@sierrajudy16) January 3, 2020

Which Pokémon do you think would taste better: ditto or tangela?

— tater twat hot dish (@charliabartl) January 3, 2020

are u a virgin be honest

— CapriCornyCaitlin (@CapriCornyCait) January 4, 2020

I LOVE HAYLEY HI HAYLEY
My question is who could beat Paddington in a fight. I want names and the moves they would use.
Also shoutout to skinner, I love that guy

— Jeb (@LlamaInaTux) January 4, 2020

FROM THE DM’s!

Hayley/Nephew, What is your favorite tweet of all time (If you don’t tell her who it’s from but include the nephew, she’ll know)

What do you think about people who have Amazon Wish Lists in their Bio? Follow up – what’s the weirdest thing you currently have on there, what’s the biggest ticket item someone has purchased?

Shoutout to House _ Feminist buying you the teeth magnets

Thanks so much to Hayley for being on the podcast this week!