#77 - The Golden Bone

Don't Be An Idiom

Episode 77: “Bark bark! Woof woof! Baaaaaah! Yipe yipe yipe!” It’s a goddamn zoo down at DBAI headquarters! Someone really screwed the pooch and let all the damn dogs out. Then the dogs unlocked the barn and all the friggin’ sheep got out! Now the sheep are nipping at your boys’ ankles as they try their damnedest to climb Boo Radley’s apple tree to freedom. What a scene! But let’s get serious for a second, folks. Is the daily grind grinding you down? Did you wolf a whole pack of hotdogs and then complain for an hour about how the buns were stale and THAT’S why you did it? Does your family always introduce you as “our little black sheep” when they let you out of the crawl space for your biweekly piss-walk? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, just know you’re in good company. If you ever need a place to screw up, scrub down, and let your freak flag fly, just remember there’s always room at the Don’t Be An Idi-INN! HBO INN every room! Magic fingers beds available. (You wake up in a field with a room key in your pocket. The keychain reads “Episode 77” in bold, white letters. Your money is gone.)