The Beastmaster: Deep Thoughts About Storytelling Conventions, Covert Blood Libel, and Marc Singer's Glistening...Line Delivery

Deep Thoughts About Stupid Sh*t: A Pop-Culture Podcast

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I have my eyes... I have my cunning... and I have my strength.

This obscure sword-and-sorcery fantasy film from the early 1980s was a staple of the Guy sisters' formative pop culture years because it was on regular rotation on HBO (which people jokingly claimed stood for "Hey! Beastmaster's on!"). This week, Tracie delves back into the bizarre five act storytelling choices that animate the journey of Marc Singer's Dar, a prince stolen from his mother's womb by an evil priest--played by Rip Torn in a prosthetic nose--who is telepathically connected to animals.

The Guy girls remembered Dar's animal companions with fondness, especially his little ferret friends, and the over-the-top level of male nudity (it was a lot even for the early 1980s) was certainly, ahem, interesting in ways Tracie and Emily couldn't articulate as small children, but the movie offers some ugly cultural commentary about race, women, romance, consent, and sexuality, not to mention the film's covert reference to blood libel in Rip Torn's big-nosed child-sacrificing religious leader. The Beastmaster also weirdly subverts storytelling expectations by continuing past the third act, making a relatively short film feel way too long. Still, there are many pretty people, cool animals, and fascinating storytelling details to admire in this forgotten 80s cult favorite.

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This episode was edited by Resonate Recordings.

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Fejezetek

1. Introduction to Beastmaster (00:00:00)

2. Childhood Memories of the Film (00:09:10)

3. The Film's Plot Begins (00:16:22)

4. Dar's Journey and Animal Companions (00:27:39)

5. Meeting Seth, Tal, and Kiri (00:37:43)

6. The Final Battle and Five Acts (00:45:53)

7. Analysis of Gender and Sexuality (00:53:47)