This week Syd and Marie are joined by their dear friend Alex English! They recount a recent trip, debate the trials of roommates and unreliable coworkers, and tackle social media virality. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepod@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/list…

Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages! Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepod@gmail.com, or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listen…

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Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Exper…

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expe…

SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on th…

Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- F…

Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login. ---- List…

We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpod…

Chris Gethard joins the pod this week as our New Jersey Expert! Chris talks about a typical day in the life as a new dad, his past living it up in New York, and the best foods you can find in NJ. Plus, Sydnee talks about the recent heatwave in NY and we all recap our pride weekends. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: …

Big tea this week, sweetie! Listener, Molly (who's messaged the Unofficial Expert to become the unpaid assistant), is on the pod this week to be interviewed by Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew. We unearth her past, ask what it means to be suffocatingly Jewish, and ask her to write the opening scene of Sydnee and Marie's sitcom. Listen to find out if she g…

Jo Firestone joins us on this week's episode as our Spiraling Expert! Jo tells us what it means to spiral, how she stops herself from spiraling out of control, and of course what Winnie the Pooh character she relates most with. Plus, Sydnee elaborates further on her birth and Marie talks about a bad experience on set. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unof…

It's just Sydnee and Marie this week! They're talking about their review of "Cruella," a review of the podcast, and feeling gratitude during this weird time. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-p…

Garrick Bernard joins us as the Immigrant Parent Expert on this week's episode! Garrick talks about being a first generation immigrant growing up in LA, whether or not he got allowance, and how his family felt about him dropping out of school. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about a very hot party they recently attended. ---- Listen to The Unofficial E…

Sydnee is giving major auntie vibes on this week's solo episode of the Unofficial Expert! Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew talk poly relationships, Sydnee's messy refrigerator, and Summer Walker's baby. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www…

Sydnee and Marie are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about their recent trip to NOLA and Sydnee shares some very exciting news. Plus, our Drag Expert, Miz Cracker, joins us to talk how she gets inspired for different fits, her most expensive lewks, and the weirdest gifts she's received from fans. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on…

Big things are happening on this week's Unofficial Expert! Marie is BACK from her European exxxcursion and is telling us all about the dick she saw while abroad, and Sydnee reveals a surprising shift in her relationship! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT …

On this week's episode, Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew discuss owning exotic pets, Bill's Gates' divorce, and Sydnee's review of "Catfish." Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLL…

Sydnee is back from LA! And in this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie are discussing being twin souls, secret listeners, thinking you're dying, working through jokes, and so much more! Plus, they respond to listener questions and give their own advice on how to cope with breakup. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Do…

Sydnee and Marie are looking at this past week through a beige lens beech! In this week's solo episode, we discuss choosing to do projects for the check instead of passion, doing nude scenes, and Sydnee potentially going to jail. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UN…

It's just the two of us again this week! Sydnee and Marie talk about trips to the DMV, respond to some listener questions, and ask each other some very personal questions. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/th…

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee talks about her recent vacation to Jamaica with Ari Lennox and Marie reveals some huge news. Plus, we talk about the new Lil Nas X song, Derrick Jaxn, and who Destiny is of Destiny's Child. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EX…

No complaints about our Complaining Expert, Jared Goldstein! Long-time listener, first-time guest, Jared complains about weddings, children's birthdays, and explains the difference between complaining and venting. Plus, Sydnee and Marie got their cooches waxed and Sydnee is in a new discreet location. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on…

Sydnee and Marie are back for another solo episode this week! They talk about having sex to Alicia Keys' albums, Sydnee's bad shopping habit, and gen z versus millennials. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/th…

We're making history on this week's episode, Larry Owens joins us for the third time as our The Unofficial Expert Expert! Larry talks about his favorite episodes, guests, and on-air fights we've listened to in the past four years. Plus, Larry goes in on his current feud with Sydnee while staying at her house. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad…