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Ya know, I had to clarify some things, cuz they needed clarifying. (Recorded April 27, 2023)

Yeaup. Rope. Since I give sooo much of it, I figured i’d explain why. (Recorded April 22, 2023)

Yeaup. That’s it. I’m the issue. Nothing else. (Recorded April 8, 2023)

Soo, we back, and I had the [messy] pleasure of having one of my biggest podcast supporters on the joint. HOWEVER, he was only present for the mess. Smh. LOL (Recorded March 8, 2023)

So, this joint was a long time coming. Like, we was supposed to record before COVID. Yet, life be lifing. Ryan was in town, and pulled up. I hope ya’ll enjoy the laughs, cuz we did for sure! (Recorded February 2, 2023)

It’s 2023, and that means it’s EVERYBODY’S JORDAN YEAR!! We all gonna win, dammit! (Recorded January, 18, 2023)

Look here, if you built for it, or can’t handle it, I don’t recommend. You gotta stay, and I mean STAY on the same page the whole time, regardless. Otherwise……..(Recorded Dec. 12, 2022)

Soooo, I had a birthday a month ago. A friend inquired about doing my podcast, whilst under influences, and…well…here we are. (Recorded October 27, 2022)

Sooo, Spelhouse homecoming was live, and it really brough folks out. One if these folks was an old pal of mines, Steven! I was excited to see the good sir, and we scheduled time to catch up. Why not record it, right? (Recorded October 25, 2022)

Sooooo, it’s homecoming season, SPECIFICALLY HBCU HOMECOMING SEASON! Why not talk about college? I had fun! (Recorded October 24, 2022)

So, I had some company, and the company was the Paynes! They were on a roadtrip and decided to pull up on ya boy for a good ol’ time. We’re clearing talking about nothing, BUT the vibes were vibin. (Recorded September 27, 2022)

My current season is ending, and a new season is getting ready to start. I can feel it, and i’m ready for it. (Recorded August 31, 2022)

I love Autumn, and all her honesty, and she be honest. She’s also the inspiration of this here podcast. My dog. (Recorded July 11, 2022)

Amember me? Yea…I kno. I just…been…..well…….I mean….you know….here ya go! (Recorded June 10, 2022)

Sooo, what better way to come back than with a CELEBRITY!! I got to kick it with my guy Mr. Murph, whilst in New York, and it was a good time! (Recorded May 16, 2022)

It’s amazing how things happen. Here we were, having a conversation about stuff, and I decided to record it. Shout out to the lovely @daniellewritesit for the conversation! (Recorded March 29, 2022)

I meeeeeeeeeean, do what you do, ya know. It’s your business, just don’t be upset when you get caught. Should’ve listened to Donell…(Recorded March 3, 2022)

Aye, shout out to ya’ll. I got a hundred of these joints, and ya’ll be listening to em all. Thanks. (Recorded March 1, 2022)

I just be minding my business, and….well…smh (Recorded February 4, 2022)

Everybody wanna be, or think that they, the highly coveted “prize”. Sure. Why not? Men and womenfolk. Go crazy. (Recorded January 20, 2022)

Sooooooo, i’m sayin…why come the break up can’t never be loud as when ya’ll got together? (Recorded January 11, 2022)

Sooo, I’m in line at Chipotle, and buddy walks in, on speakerphone, LOUD AS HELL. (Recorded January, 3, 2022)

New year. New me, but also the same me. I also apologize for the delay. I got a new phone, and have been transferring data and sounds and shit. (Recorded January 1, 2022)

Things are looking up! Like, foreal! (Recorded November 27, 2021)

Ok. Your task, Torrance, is to talk about sex, BUT make it tasteful. You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS!! (Recorded October 17, 2021)

“This ain’t your parent’s 37…” (Recorded October 26, 2021)

I’ll tell ya what, the “law” ain’t got NOTHIN on society, word to Bill Cosby. (Recorded September 27, 2021)

Bruh! I done been payin’ a mortgage for one whole complete ass year!! (Recorded September 2, 2021)

In short, stop expecting you from everybody else. (Recorded August 15, 2021)

Nobody asked about a new episode, so either ya’ll have realized i’m tryflin, OR ya’ll just ain’t studdin me no mores. EITHER WAY….(Recorded August 7, 2021)

Well, this was inevitable. Summer is here, and so are vaccines. That means folk are back outside, and in full force. I hate it. (Recorded June 13, 2021)

I recorded this two months ago, but didn’t post it cuz it was some random money thoughts, and didn’t flow with anything. Here it is though. (Recorded March 25, 2021)

Soooooo, some of ya’ll are messy, and wanted to know how them dates went. So, why not indulge ya’ll? (Recorded May 12, 2021)

I finally did it. I broke down, and joined the millions of folks that are swiping left, and right. (Recorded May 2, 2021)

“To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.” - Nietzsche (Recorded April 12, 2021)

Welp, here we are. Still in a pandemic, and it’s been a whole ass year. (Recorded March 11, 2021)

I’m back, and i’m better! I tell you what, that damn rona petty cuz I still can BARELY smell body odor. I can smell everything else, practically, except my damn self. Smh (Recorded February 25, 2021)

I did everything I was supposed to be doing, and still caught the bug. (Recoded January 30, 2021)

Welp, out with the old, and in with the new, right? It just.....umm....don’t feel so new, do it? (Recorded January 12, 2020)

I have soooooooo much to do, with NOTHING to do, at all. (Recorded December 2, 2020)

Cues up “It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday”. (Recorded October 25, 2020)

Sooooooooo, I bought a house, annnnnd time hasn’t been quite as inexpensive as it once was, BUT i’m back! For now, maybe...we gon see. (Recorded October 16, 2020)

Something wrong. I hold my head. Chadwick gone. Our [redacted] dead! We gon miss you, bruh. (Recorded August 29, 2020)

Well, I was sitting there, watching this cartoon called “Infinity Train”, and felt compelled to talk about how the brain functions. Also, do ya’ll even read these descriptions? (Recorded August 18, 2020)

Soooo, I THOUGHT I was bout to have a fun summer. I THOUGHT that. (Recorded August 13, 2020) Correction: Lamorne Morris

First, RIP John Lewis. Second, I mean, dating is one thing, BUT let us mix it with a pandemic, and then what?! (Recorded August 1, 2020)

Ya know, why not talk about something else? How bout the summer of 2015, when I decided to do something crazy. Folks at work had me in a prayer circle. (Recorded July 15, 2020)

Why are folks wearing them in the car, alone? I saw a guy driving, wearing a mask, with the windows down. I chuckled. Also, my mana sellin masks for $8, fyi. (Recorded July 12, 2020)

July 4th! Turn up! Naw.....just another day off, that falls on a Saturday. (Recorded July 4, 2020)

Ya know, ever since TI fixed his lips to call Atlanta “Wakanda”, that has been all but proven correct. Smh (Recorded June 18, 2020)