On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […] The post The Girl With t…

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00 Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14 Introduction 03:02:06 Kitchen Reno Woe…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: Plus: sponsor-an-episode plugs, Patreon and lifetime upgrade shilling, and Tim once again reminding you that supporting DV is way less humiliating than peeing yourself in a French job interview. The post True Crime: Baby-Talking Murderer Exposed in Court Audio – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00 The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13 Introduction 01:57:00 Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22 MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08 Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05 How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09 Allergic To V…

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the s…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- Tim wraps up Black Friday with plumbing disasters, cursed crotches, deranged TikTokers, a racist Campbell’s exec, and an AI that really wants beef jerky. Cold Open / Believer-Size Workout Thanksgiving at Home & The Money Pit Kitchen DV Store / Help Fund Tim’s Kitchen TikTok Trash Fire: Rachel Gerster Update Burning […] The post …

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […] …

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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01 Introduction 02:55:13 Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04 Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02 Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14 Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07 White Supremacist At …

🎙️ On Today’s Show: • The Nazi Streamer Who Got GroundedRiz Society—a 22-year-old unemployed racist streaming from his childhood bedroom—gets kicked out by his fed-up parents. Mom’s crying, dad’s screaming, doors are slamming, and the future Führer flees the house while whining about “preserving his people.” DV breaks down the delicious family dram…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […] The …

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow horrors include: Plus: 🔒 Support the Show / Sideshow InfoThis episode is a Distorted View Sideshow exclusive. Want in on the filth? All this plus listener voicemails, Tim’s ongoing beef with rental car companies, and the comforting diagnosis that we’re all suffering from a terminal case of n-word-ism for […] The…

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:07 Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13 A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14 Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good W…

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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded: dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion. In today’s episode: Plus: TikTok doctors who tell [……

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On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed D…

On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The…

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Di…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: 🧻 Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. 👠 Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl 🧦 Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer 🧘‍♂️ […] The post Tropi…