An expecting couple meet a highly recommended midwife who is actually brimming with personal issues. A woman on a first date ignores an immense set of red flags from a deeply problematic man. A Multilevel marketing (MLM) salesman convinces a couple to try a new A.I. large language model ( LLM) named S.A.G.D.E.L.E.N.E, the world's first MLM-LLM! Sup…

Someone at a dog park has an Emotional Support Animal and another person has an Emotional Abuse Animal, The Garlic Bulb Restaurant has an all-you-can-eat special that turns apocalyptic, Two friends decide to commit to each-other in a Trad Bromance relationship, and Scooters is the restaurant where the steaks aren’t the only aged meat on the table. …

A new company claims to interrupt the hair greying process through prayer. A meeting of alien abductees deals with their complicated feelings. A conspiracy based internet news channel interviews possible news anchors. Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/Instan…

A professional musician is promoted to second chair flugelhorn yet is relentlessly bullied by the first-chair flugelhorn player. An school aged junior detective is joined by a hard-nosed professional. A woman draws portraits of people on the subway with strange results. Two guys explore all the little hole in the wall places in town. Check out our …

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A Furry night club called "Whiskers" has an extensively complicated menu on beaver night. Pasolini's Subs and Pizza is a Pizza restaurant with Subs serving Doms. A real gangster rapper winds up dead after a fake studio gangster writes a diss track about him. Bonus: The unaired original Dickie Dupree's school of driving commercial. Check out our Pat…

A company that sells subscription services pitches new ideas, an anti-energy drink company called Buzzkill is on the market, and a group of conspiracy theorists meet at a bar to talk about ozempic. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuz…

A new moving company has a strange resemblance to a pizzeria. Two hunter-gatherers emerge from the woods only to face a hard sales pitch from a team of very profitable farmers in 5000 B.C. A tax paying couple calls the police in an effort to film them wasting their tax dollars. Support the showInstant Microwave Fuzz által

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A couple is accosted on the street by the FBI (Facebook Investigators), a retirement center is having a tech tutorial day -specifically sexy emojis, in the Baracuda Bin entrepreneurs pitch their ideas including Gym Shart Leggings, and a. gentleman’s club is having a gimmick night with some peculiar dancers. Support the show…

A strange woman barges into an office and pitches her self-recorded audio book to some publishing execs. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ins…

A man gets a ticket for indecent exposure, meanwhile his much more naked girlfriend gets a pat on the back for her decent exposure. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitt…

A gang of friends find a magical item that gives them power to control the elements, which is great for everyone…except the wind elemental. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfma…

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A Taxicab driver is also a priest who can practice exorcisms. Next stop; hell Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instagram: https:/…

A trio of treehouse friends swear they’ll be friends forever - but forever isn’t as great as it sounds… Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/Inst…

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A new start up app tries to take over the ride share market. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instagram: https://www.instagram.co…

A morning nighttime show has an extreme animal survivalist guest- Clive Clare, with Attack the Wild. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/Instant…

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A man has freak reaction to gluten at a work party. Hide your cake! Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instagram: https://www.insta…

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On this weeks episode of “Sidebar” on the Paw & Crime network, Jesse Webfoot discusses the Walt Diddy case. Never-before-seen bodycam footage of Mikey Mouse, an interview with a princess, and somewhat expert commentary. Walt Diddy… or did he? #Diddy #jessewebber #sidebar Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https:/…

An old man has been making new, drastic life choices. His adult children visit him to discuss his three-quarter life crisis. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: htt…

A misunderstanding at a work party leads to a jokester being in hot water over joking about him, too. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/Instan…

Two parents consult the PRE K COGS to see what their son’s future grades are going to be. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instag…

A man gets the works when he goes in to get body work from an in-acupuncturist. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instagram: https…

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Two guys walk into a fancy gift shop, expecting fancy gifts, but it turns out only the shop is fancy- the gifts are not. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https:/…

A guy goes to an adult book shop to buy a joke doll- buy the shop employee isn't laughing, a girl and her magician boyfriend find out that they're expecting and he tries to disappear, and a hot new product from Bingo Emporium hits the market. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicro…

The final little league Jai Alai game is disturbed by the personal lives of the color commentators announcing the game. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://…

This week, we visit a courtroom show of only sexy people, we listen to history's first prank phone call, it's pizza Wednesday at a Clone Company, and a chill new pharmaceutical drug helps you digest life's terrors. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://in…

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This week a couple dine at a cafe for psychics, a soap opera is centered around organ harvesting, and a group of cool aliens pick up what THEY THINK is a very cool guy. Didn't see that coming... Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.b…

A married couple has different definitions of what "Cheat Day" means, a kids gets in over his head on a loan from the tooth fairy, and a man works from home on creating his own brand of bespoke pharmaceuticals. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instan…

An old west telegraph operator seems to be faking it until he makes it. A new A.I. Bookie never loses. A retro sales pitch wows a new customer. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/i…

A reality show features 3 chefs trying their hand at a finicky death row inmate's last meal. An alternative landscaping company is fired. Mario Plumber is in Kourt to answer for his crimes on the rainbow road. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instant…

This week we visit an advertisement agency and hear several of its new campaigns including.... > Deadbeat Dad Energy Drink - the drink to lift your spirits and wash away the shame. > Jetbaby Airlines - an airline company for exclusively babies > Abandonmints - minty fresh strips, to help with the sour taste in your mouth from being left behind. > S…

The long awaited boomer die off gets a jump start with an Olympic style Decathlon for seniors designed to kill. A couple trying to conceive goes to a coven of Instagram witches for Help. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprou…

A sub-par pizza restaurant undercuts it's neighbor, a family man wins a sweepstakes that his family can't know about. A fart sniffing dog is deployed on a flight. New dead ass Christmas carols. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.bu…

This week we visit "Pepper Insults" (a restaurant where the waitstaff harasses its customers), the Elves at the North Pole want to unionize, and Santa visits an internet troll farm to find new hires. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrowavef…

This week, we find out what accessories nudists wear to a Wacky Wednesday party, a Primary Care Physician prescribes exclusively PCP, someone proselytizing for the Mormon Church encounters a couple of ladies who represent the Lessmen Church, and a therapist harbors her own subconscious tendencies. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and per…

A new restaurant chain sells cultural Marxism to the masses. A competitive eater questions his identity when he realizes his parents are exploiting him. A child thinks he's part of a political revolution. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicro…

A juror tells a reporter what he really heard during deliberation. A new show premieres called flip this table. A Restaurant gives out free samples. A livestock supply company takes a new marketing tact. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantmicrow…

A telemarketer has an especially enticing pitch. A new Sherriff comes to town and realizes he needs more intel. A mugging turns into something more. Identity theft changes one man's life in an unexpected way. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our patrons: https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Website: https://instantm…

On Halloween night, three teenagers encounter Madame Zabra, a unique fortune teller and social medium. A couple shows renovations professionals around their haunted mid-century, mid-Atlantic home on a new episode of, "Cruci-Fix This Old House". Spooky secrets are revealed on trash TV. Check out our Patreon! We have amazing swag and perks for our pa…

Webster's dictionary recruits some of the most popular websites to help decide the new words inducted into the dictionary for 2023. Two guys connect on Insta-slam and meet at a strange restaurant. A couple fights over what really happened in their relationship as the Mandela Effect cycles them through alternate realities. Check out our Patreon! We …