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SRE LIVE is an interview series of creators who stand out. From video producers to YouTubers and journalists. You’ll understand what makes their style unique, how they think, how they produce. You'll get to observe their mindset...and that is much more than a conventional “how to” advice.
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For those who may want the audiobook from the previous episode, here is Ross Skyrmes first adventure. The Case of the Exploding Anuses. More to come! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The A.I. Episode 2: Fast Cars: Fat Women
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Welcome back to the second part of the AI episode. This time Simon discovers a detective book called Ross Skyrme PI and also finds the audiobook. Simon makes a mistake trying to make an episode cover. Ross also tells of his trip to the theatre. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast…
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The A.I. Episode: Part 1
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Hello and welcome to a one of special in two parts. This week Simon has been experimenting with AI and using some jingles and some of our conversations in AI to turn them into songs. It;s all a bit silly and there's some classic tunes in there. Hope you enjoy Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. S…
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Welcome back to the final compilation of our guest episodes and the Who Are You? section. This week we have: Lloyd, Owen, Nathan, Ian and The Mighty Stu. We're preparing for our next batch of episodes, which may be a few weeks, so enjoy the Summer and we'll see you soon! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted…
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Welcome back to the great episode section called Who Are You? This week we have: Gage, Anders, Connor, Nathan, and Tessa Join us next week for part 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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While we prepare the next few episodes, we go back to our guest episodes and the now infamous Who Are You section. This week we have: Graham, Lewis, Michaela, Fatima, Frank and Liam. Hear the panic of an over produced jingle and Clip art video being played at them in anger! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/th…
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Welcome back to our countdown of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...but do! We finally get into our top songs of songs we shouldn't like. We discuss Ross's photo shoot and his funny joke. Ross rocks Simon to his very core with his choices Would you do Cher or Madonna? Are five sexier than Martine Mcutchin? Join us next time when we won't be talkin…
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The Fun is in the Thumbing
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Welcome back to the fourth episode of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like but do. Is the fun in the thumbing? Also, a surprise return of a classic guest at the end. See you next time for the final episode in these special. Till then....Bwuce Wiwis! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/…
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Half Jelly Half Meat
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This week we take a break from our top five crap songs we like and go to a festival. In STOCKPORT! Yes we went to the Rockstock festival in Stockport, with headliner Rammstein. We barely made it after a start in the delights of Stockport pubs, but got there eventually. The sound quality in parts is shocking, so much so I had to use an AI software t…
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Welcome back as we continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like but do. We thought we might get through it by now, but no, we didn't See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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That's Bad...But we'll allow it!
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This week, week continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like, but do. This time Ross only plays with is Bass for a bit, but we do have a new bass rundown for punctuating jokes or ridiculous statements. Next week we will continue through the list. See you then Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on…
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Should I Have an Erection?
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Welcome back to what should have been a one-off, but most likely be much more. We start to discuss the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...But do! An awful lot of pre-amble, but we do eventually get round to start talking about our first few choices. Also an awful lot of Ross finding excuses to get out his new bass, sadly not a euphemism! See you next …
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This week, while we get busy recoding new episodes, here is a bit of a reminder of some of our jingles and songs. Most of your favourites are there, including: Who are you? What meats? Spider meats? Gaseous Gaseous etc... We'll be back very soon Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p…
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Munching It's Way Through the Epididymis
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Welcome back to episode 2, the second half of our catch up episode. This time there's a lot of talk about Netflix's physical 100 and how flustered they all get. This was a bit of trial to see we could still do this, and we decided we can, so more eps will come at some point. Looking like we'll start doing guests again, Look forward to so familiar v…
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Welcome back, we managed to get together for a maybe one off episode (that we've split into two) maybe be the start of some more, maybe not. Ross talks about being a new father and all that entails. Part 2 will be out soon, when we discuss the new series of Physical 100....really cool! Would you inject Colostrum for a quick pick me up? Become a mem…
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One of last years Christmas episodes, that was only available on Spotify, now edited for the podcast (Removing the songs mainly) and available in the normal feed. Simon tries to have a discussion about Christmas Songs, which inevitabily leads to Ross talking about Clutch and Rammstein ;-) Hope you enjoy, for those who didn't catch it on Spotify. Se…
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The Whiff of Tuna
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Welcome back to the Simon and Ross Podcast Christmas 2023. Yes I know we've not been around as much this year and it's probably going to even less next year sadly. But for good reason, which is covered in the podcast. Simon and Ross join together to talk Christmas again, this time with Fatima in the background, but piping up to correct Simon on occ…
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Elton John Specials: Part 3 - 1 x 1 Chicken Piece: Our Elton top ten Part 2
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Welcome back to our countdown, where we get to our top 5 and finally our number 1 Elton songs. Mostly stay on track for this, except at the end. The music has been edited out for copyright reasons, but the episode will be available on Spotify with music in the future. Thanks for joining us for this "Powerful" top ten! Become a member at https://plu…
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Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1
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Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1 This week we continue our journey through Elton John, this time we start discussing out top ten Elton songs and then talk about hymns (the songs not the tablets). The music is edited out here due to copyright reasons, but if you go to: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5P1AdX5ZNqtVVoHdgnsBFf?si…
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Elton John Specials: Ep1 - Going For A Bod!
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Welcome back to series 4, after a little prep and a bit of a delay we are back, going through the life, music, film and book of Elton John. Naturally the conversation goes to Ross's itchy erect penis, but you know how it goes. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…
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Welcome back and firstly an apology for the sound quality on this one. We tried something out and we won't be again. Sadly there was some issues with recording so Simon's sound is terrible, thankfully it gets better later on. This time: - Ross tells a "funny joke" - Simon's brush with the law - Danny Robins bingo - Southport Simon - Pedro Pascals d…
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We're back for series 4. In this first episode we catch up on the last few months since we recorded last, topics include: Stupid dubbing on programs Is Pedro Pascal everywhere at the moment? Red wine..Tis nice? Remember you can join us on patreon at patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast and sign up for the acast premium to get longer episodes and extra e…
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#90 Behind the Scenes of “How Crime Works” Show - Nazar Risafi, Insider
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Episode Notes Nazar Risafi takes us backstage and behind the scenes of “How Crime Works” by Insider. This is a show revealing the inner workings of organised crime. It uncovers the business of crime, the structure supporting it, and the policies needed to stop the cycle.Nazar reveals how the show is built, secrets to having high profile guests answ…
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Try not to block me Ross: Best of Part 2
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People of Leeds Christmas Movies A school shooters fringe with Anders Christmas with Wadey Simon's Stent Removal Ball Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror Episode Ross's Dream: The Fire A Chicken in a can with Ben Smith 100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton Baptiste Hey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil …
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Play it again: Best of Part 1
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I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet. A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books. Featuring: The Adventures of Barry Salad Ross's Deam: The Digital Shitter Game of thr…
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Chasing the Manga Fanny
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Hello and welcome to the patreon special Christmas Day episode, hopefully you've enjoyed the audio book we released yesterday. This is some edited out bits from the record, mostly Simon being unable to read and then another discussion on: Seasons of shit Trying to touch Jean Valjean's black nub and the reasons for George RR Martins final book being…
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Charles Dickens: The Signalman - Audiobook
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Merry Christmas one and all! This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman. A festive special. Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special. A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series. We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4. If you'd like to join us get in co…
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Stuart: The Swinging Bratwurst
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This time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food. He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film. Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. Se…
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Finger That! - Simon and Ross Christmas 2022
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You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on. There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food. A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife Charlotte More Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast…
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That Last Scene IS Carnage though: Tarantino Specials - Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
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Hello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Did Ross enjoy it? Has Simon changed his mind about it? How Old is Patrick Stewart? All these questions are sort of answered and more. Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the st…
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Ross and Fatima's Wedding
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Part 2 (only available on patreon) of our Wedding episode. This time you join us after the ceremony and then walking to the pub after drinking Port like it was wine. Simon is very annoying in this episode, Ross leads the way through fields where Ross is afraid of Raptors fingering him. Hope you enjoy! ps Simon hasn't drunk port since Become a membe…
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Ross and Fatima's Wedding Part 1
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Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjo…
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Nuns! - Tarantino Specials: The Hateful 8
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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa…
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Is It Ears? Tarantino Specials: Django Unchained Pt. 2
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This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-si…
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The Horses are out of the Stalls! - Tarantino Specials: Django Unchained Part 1
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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name. Part 2 nex…
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You’re Father Jizzmas! - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 2
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Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…
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He came hard into my sphere - Tarantino Specials: Inglorious Basterds - Part 1
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Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…
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Pesky Peston’s Spiritual Spunk - The Best of Patreon Episodes: Vol.5
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Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. Also Simon has to p…
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A Ribbed Nub? - The Best of the Patreon Episodes: Vol.4
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Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights. This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey. Is Ross longer than he is wide? What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plat…
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Bag of Teste’s-Full Stop-Faceplant-Full Stop
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Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof. Does a ball bag have a root? Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq? Would a decomposing penis put you off? We may not answer th…
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How sexy is Kurt Russell?
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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound! Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror? Se…
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This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised Cunt? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What…
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Don't Forget Your Flute
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Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-…
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Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-s…
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There’s the silhouette of a juicy man
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This week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown. What’s intimacy? What’s a druids temple? What’s a foley? What’s the process of playing a wizard? Would you go to France with Pam Grier? Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson? See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Aca…
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A Tasty Plasticine Halibut
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This week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you p…
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I'm Not Here To Talk About Titchmarsh
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Welcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films. This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject. Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe? See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://p…
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A Pile of Turds and One Bacon Rasher
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Welcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based! He also discusses performing at Kendal calling. Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on…
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The Best of the guest patreon section
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Welcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Lloyd * Nathan * Stuart * …
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The Best of the guest patreon section
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Welcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Liam * Owen * Vicki * Ben * Ian * Tess…
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