We're back! Someone wrote Mike a mean email asking where the next episode is and then he yelled at me to stop dicking around and put it up already. It turns out we are incredibly susceptible to bullying! This episode continues to dive into Rose's fledgling steps as a Seer of Light, while also introducing GallowsCallibrator, the troll Seer of Mind. …

After a, what, 6 month break? Dang. Anyway, Mike and I are back! John continues to explore the Land of Wind and Shade while Rose takes her first steps into a land of her own and Dave and Jade struggle through the opening parts of SBURB, and the Peregrine Mendicant executes the final stages of a time-twisting quest to recover John's birthday present…

Act 4 is upon us. Mike and I descend to the land beneath the clouds, a world soaked in oil, with the fireflies trapped in the overcast skies overhead and friendly salamanders glubbin' all over the place about their desecrated frog monuments. This is a land... IN NEED OF A HERO! But to ascend, we must first Descend. Also draw a picture of Charles Du…

It's a double-sized episode this week as we dive into the webcomic-within-a-webcomic, The Midnight Crew! Mike and I boggle vacantly at their shenanigans as Spades Slick and his crew take on the nefarious Felt. Y'know, we never actually did see Lord English during any of that... Bahhhh I'm sure it's not important. Nothing that happened in this itner…

Mike and I return from a brief 2 week break to finish out Act 3. We did it you guys! THREE ACTS DOWN, THREE TO GO. THAT MEANS WE'RE HALF WAY DONE, RIGHT? Music used in this episode: dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIRS, from Alternia Tomahawk Head from The Wanderers (not available for online streaming) Terezi's Theme from Alterniabound A Taste for Adventure fro…

Mike and I continue to plow through Act 3. Jade checks on John's sleeping dream-self while the Aimless Renegade showers the other exiles in bullets. John founds the holiday of Gristmas, and Dave and Rose reminisce on the heartfelt letters he sent them for their birthdays. Songs used in the Episode: The Beginning of Something Really Execellent, from…

WE'RE BACK. After over a year of deep slumber, our dreamselves have at last awoken on our Quest Beds, ready to dive back into Homestuck. Mike and I get reacquainted with the world of HS Jade explores a golden dreamscape, John gets down to Serious Business, Rose works to escape the encroaching forest fire, and WV keeps being the best mayor there eve…

John's dad isn't all that into clowns! Betty Crocker owns Gushers! Jade's grandfather is dead and her dog is some kind of crazy devilbeast! Rose's mother is a scientist that's been trying to time-clone her dead cat! Abooooouut 75% of stuff you remember from Act 3 happens in this episode, and I flagrantly abuse that record scratch sound effect. Musi…

We wake up from a six week nap to watch Bro lay the smackdown on Dave, some ogres lay the smackdown on John, John and Nanna lay a retaliatory smackdown on the ogres, PM lay the smackdown on a worm robot, and carcinoGeneticist lay the first of many, many verbal smackdowns to come. Music used in this episode: Gardener, Explore Remix, Beatdown (Stride…

As we enter a new Act in LMTYAHS, we gain a new member on our podcast: Faith! She'll be handling the female characters' dialogue from now on, sparing us from Mike's awful Jade voice. Speaking of female characters, we finally start getting acquainted with Jade as Faith and I tell Mike all about rambunctious fruit, Green Slime Ghosts, Squiddles, and …

Get outta the way Dave, Mike's got a new Homestuck BFF. I give Mike a tour of the Mayor's resplendent municipality, and then we take a few moments to reflect on our progress so far. Music used in this episode: Years in the Future, Raggy Looking Dance, We Walk, Nightmare, and Mayor Maynot from The Wanderers Can Town from Homestuck Volume 5 Vagabounc…

John's furniture levels up, we learn a little more about Dave's fucked up home life than any of us really wanted to, and mike and I get taught some important lessons on the mechanics of punch card alchemy, courtesy of Mike Caveny. Music used in this episode: Carefree Victory, Hardlyquin, John Sleeps/Skaian Magicant, and Upward Movement (Dave Owns) …

Dave begins to face some harsh truths about his brother's... interests, while John grinds out some more imps and Mike begins to realize that I wasn't joking when I said that literally everything in Homestuck is simultaneously foreshadowing and a callback. Music used in this episode: Rainbow Valley, Lazybones, and Friendship Aneurysm from Squiddles!…

Nannasprite gives us the lowdown on what this crazy game's all about, while Rose gives us some insight into her fucked up relationship with her mother. Meanwhile Mike and I show off our voice acting chops. No, we didn't get some girls to voice Jade and Nanna; that's all us baby. Songs used in this episode: Aggrieve (Violin Refrain), Aggrieve, Showt…

Rose begins to make her way through the house to get to her emergency back-up generator, while I introduce Mike to his webcomic soulmate. Also, Mike and I have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of Paradox Space. Songs featured in this episode: Space Prankster, Pumpkin Cravings, and Phantasmagoric Waltz from Homestuck Volume 5; Anbroids V2.0 …

Do you know what is great for the health of a burgeoning podcast? A two week break. Mike and I come back from sick leave so that I can introduce him to Rose Lalonde as she works to save John from a meteor the size of Texas (or maybe just Rhode Island), sending him to a strange new world where he's pestered constantly by a voice in his head. This ep…

Mike and I continue to descend into the screaming void of Homestuck. John STRIFEs with his father, puts a bunny back in the box, and starts playing SBURB with his internet friend tentacleTherapist, while Mike comes down with his first case of The Homestucks. This episode features the songs Harlequin, Showtime (Original Mix), and Sburban Jungle from…

So a whole lotta chumps on the internet seem pretty into this Homestuck thing. But normal people, with lives and rich interpersonal relationships? They can't be bothered with bullshit like this: I mean, what the fuck am I even looking at here? A bunch of god damn nonsense, that's what. Well, okay. That's not true. I know exactly what I'm looking at…