In our last public episode we tell stories about missing wedding money, demanding too much of your wedding party and wedding start times . . . who is right - Lisa or Rebecca? It’s official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretl…

This week we hear about terrible families and the coining of our now FAVOURITE phrase: “The Dress Needs To Fit My Body, Not The Other Way Around!” It’s official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your …

One of our fave listeners is back this week with more nightmare bride stories! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $…

This week we hear about crappy bachelorette parties, a couple who ended up leaving their own wedding and a listener calls in with an hilarious story about a Scottish wedding shocker for the bride! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional …

Who doesn’t love manatees? The dude who’s trying to propose, dammit! Also Lisa hates fish, stop trying to make her like them . . . and more! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-fr…

An uncle that just gets up in everyone’s business. A sister who is completely wacko, and a woman who should never be allowed to date. Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main…

It’s our petty party divorce spectacular! Hear about the world’s pettiest and most contentious divorces we could find this week on The Secret Life of Weddings podcast! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreo…

Costume weddings . . . what if you showed up and you were the only ones dressed up? Would you just die or just roll with it and take photos for money? Also a fake elopement that lasts for YEARS until they’re outted like it’s no big deal . . . ummm wtf? Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo …

A woman who insisted on a ridiculous dress code for her Hawaiian weddings is PISSED OFF when he request goes viral. But this woman is so crazy she actually holds a polygraph party just to out the snitch! Also, just because a wedding dress is on-sale doesn’t meant you should wear it to my wedding . . . RIGHT MIL?! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life o…

A woman gets accused of using too much toilet paper during her divorce… okay. And what happens when you combine divorce lawyers and big beefy men? Find out today on The Secret Life of Weddings! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bon…

This week on The Secret Life of Weddings - crazy mothers are running wild! We also have some fun & fast wedding stories this week that will make you LOL. We also help a Squeem with urgent advice about her videographer who she just discovered has only terrible reviews! Should she cancel? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus ea…

A crap venue full of old folks, a groom who has no boundaries, a Double D’s update featuring Jessie and Maya - it’s a GOOD one! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To sh…

Our super cool listener & wedding dress designer Paul writes in with some killer Do’s and Don’ts you should know when having a custom wedding gown designed by a professional. We hear some happy news from a couple we formerly featured on the show, as well as lots more wild weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early r…

It’s our holiday 2020 special! A listener elf tells us what it’s like to deal with total idiots while helping take Santa photos. Another Squeem tells us a nightmarish Christmas tale about her husband and a major injury that happened in the stupidest way ever! And lots more holiday hilarity! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plu…

We talk old men and young women - why’s it a thing? A listener who got Covid has a photographer who apparently doesn’t believe that Covid is REAL! Should she fire the photographer ahead of her postponed wedding date? A Squeem tells us how she got a crazy surprise when she was walking down the aisle, and we hear about the most messed up Thanksgiving…

A listener asks if she should ditch her wedding party because the bridesmaids are fighting. A bride tells us about her horror show of a wedding, from the bad father of the bride speech to the obnoxious family member who takes off his shirt at the reception (barf). Two sets of friends deal with duelling wedding dates due to Covid complications and a…

Halloween may have been this past weekend but this week a listener tells us about her wedding night and how a ghostly solider came to visit! Is a “teeny weeny peeny’ a deal breaker? Find out why it’s not for one couple, and then discover why nothing says true love quite like having puke socks. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! …

Things get spooky this week on the Secret Life of Weddings! It’s Halloween, and we get to hear all about super creeptastic ancient wedding traditions. We chat Halloween / haunted weddings - great idea or terrible idea? A listener writes in with an absolutely terrifying tale about a Ghost Groom who attacked her for years and we even hear about Rebec…

Is it acceptable to pay your wife for sex if you’re getting what you want? A woman’s Fiance takes her dress to show his mom and sister, but what happens next will make you SO angry! A listener asks for advice on how she can politely discourage her step-dad from attending her wedding. A mom plays matchmaker for her daughter and when she runs into he…

A Squeem writes in for advice because her sister chose someone else as her maid of honour - should she confront her about it? A best man doesn’t live up to his title when he repeatedly calls the bride by the ex-wife’s name! A wedding photographer tells us about when she was a newbie and asked her friend to second shoot for her, which quickly ends i…

A naked (and apparently well-known musician!) crashed a wedding ceremony and gives the bride & groom a little something extra . . . A bride’s family has a very unique tradition where the groom dates her mom and even rent a hotel room together - and the groom is NOT down with this . . . And a terrible bridesmaid posts a photo of her friend’s wedding…

A guest replies with their RSVP, and adds 20 additional people to their +1 invitation?! This week we tackle questions and advice requests from listeners including someone whose Maid of Honour decides she can’t attend the wedding and then cancels the Air BNB which is the wedding venue! A Squeem writes in to enlighten us about dating is like during a…

A listener asks us to list our top 5 ways to avoid becoming a dreaded Bridezilla! A Squeem writes into the Am I The Douche Canoe segment with the question about whether she’s at fault in her friendship which is imploding due to overlapping wedding dates, and we hear about the most INSANE mother-in-law story in the history of our show! And sure, you…

A bride’s mom gets super jealous over grandma making a handmade lace garter for her daughter, the bride - so she demands the elderly grandma make one for her too! Uh, weird. We hear some terrible wedding speeches (always a fun time) and tons more terrible wedding stories including one about a photo booth groper! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episode…

A listener writes in to ask what to do . . . her husband cheated and the woman will be at a family wedding! Should she attend? A sexy red dress makes wedding news this week - is it fair to the bride for a guest to wear it to a wedding? And we flashback to a listener’s wedding . . . did she stay with her husband after everything that happened? And f…