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“We don't want Idaho to have a bad reputation. This is our home state. We love our home state. It's beautiful. We pride ourselves on our nature. We pride ourselves on our wildlife. And instead, we are continuing to do things that are… that are sickening.” - Ella Driever In 1995, wolves were reintroduced to central Idaho, and in 2003 a Boise High school called Timberline officially adopted a local wolf pack. Throughout the 2000, students went on wolf tracking trips and in their wolf packs range. But in 2021, Idaho's legislature passed Senate Bill 1211, 1211 allows Idaho hunters to obtain an unlimited number of wolf tags, and it also allows Idaho's Department of Fish and Game to use taxpayer dollars to pay private contractors to kill wolves. That means bounties on wolves, including on public lands. And in 2021, the Idaho Fish and Game Commission expanded the wolf hunting season and hunting and trapping methods. So it's not too surprising to learn that also in 2021, the Timberline pack disappeared. The students, the ones that cared about wolves, at least, were devastated. Last summer I went to D.C. with some of the Species Unite team for a wolf rally on Capitol Hill. While I was there, two young women gave a talk about what happened at Timberline in 2021. Their names are Ella Driver and Sneha Sharma. They both graduated from Timberline High School and were there when their wolf pack disappeared. Please, listen and share.…
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A tartalmat a Cookie Mobst3r biztosítja. Az összes podcast-tartalmat, beleértve az epizódokat, grafikákat és podcast-leírásokat, közvetlenül a Cookie Mobst3r vagy a podcast platform partnere tölti fel és biztosítja. Ha úgy gondolja, hogy valaki az Ön engedélye nélkül használja fel a szerzői joggal védett művét, kövesse az itt leírt folyamatot https://hu.player.fm/legal.
Definition of Branch Out(intr, adverb often foll by into) to expand or extend one's interests. Some Upstate 518 Talk Therapy for a Quick Drive
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Definition of Branch Out(intr, adverb often foll by into) to expand or extend one's interests. Some Upstate 518 Talk Therapy for a Quick Drive
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×In today’s episode, we dive into the wild world of America’s current state, tackling some truly unbelievable moments. Is the U.S. turning into The Handmaid’s Tale? Why is “Scott” struggling to explain his take on the Elon “salute”? And did Mississippi really try to pass that bill? But it’s not all doom and gloom—we lighten things up with a TIFU story, a debate on what actually counts as “spicing up the bedroom,” and, of course, some hilariously bad choices. Grab a drink, settle in, and join us for laughs, unfiltered commentary, and the BS of America. Timestamps: 3:53 – America is imitating The Handmaid’s Tale? 13:15 – Stuttering Scott Scared To Salute 19:06 – The Mississippi bill that has us shaking our heads 26:39 – TIFU: Today I F’d Up 31:57 – What does “spicing up the bedroom” really mean? 40:28 – Bad choices & questionable decisions Tune in, laugh with us (or at us), and let’s break it all down together! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
On this episode we return after missing a week to explain like we always do, Adulting just means you gotta be out and about when you don't even want to. We discuss plans to do some live episodes in the near future. Also is reverse body dysmorphia a thing? Like a Jonah Hill affect. Whats the deal with these green eyed actors getting all this love like every 7 years? We go over our youngest son practicing for a spelling bee and these new words that must've came with New Math in schools. Timestamps: 01:24 - Intro 05:06 - Look'n Back on the Past Post and Beef w/Ozempic 12:52 - Lightskinned British Bastards: Aaron Pierre 18:55 - Family BabyShower Beef 24:32 - Spelling Bee Training 35:38 - Problems with Perfection Tune in this episode for some laughs and to let us know if you got the dictionary update with your Adult OS. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
In this episode, we’re tackling some big questions—like what draws people to church and what drives them away. We also unpack some wild religious practices, including an Apostolic church making women apologize for being pregnant. Yes, really. Ever wonder who decides what gets a national “day”? We do too, and we’re talking about that…along with the concept of a national day of mourning for Jimmy Carter. Oh, and did you know there’s incest in the Bible? Yeah, we went there. Finally, what are “d-ckbeaters”? We’re just as confused as you, but we’ll try to figure it out together. Time Stamps: 1:09 - Intro 2:40 - Church going & religion 7:39 - Women apologizing for pregnancy? 13:40 - National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter 20:59 - Incest in the Bible 26:43 - Armed & Podding 32:52 - The mystery of “d-ckbeaters” Brace yourself for laughs, deep dives, and plenty of WTF moments in today’s episode! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
In today’s episode, we’re diving into our latest binge obsession: The Ultimatum—who’s staying together, who’s calling it quits, and all the drama in between. Then, we’re sharing our current audiobook listens, and is 1.75x speed too fast? But wait…what’s a “fearection”? Ryan spills on his bizarre fear response and a newly discovered phobia that has us waiting for day light savings to be over. Plus, we’re talking self-driving cars, Squid Game lies, and why too many cooks in the kitchen might just be the scariest thing of all. Time Stamps: 3:36 - The Ultimatum binge breakdown 14:18 - Audiobook recommendations 19:14 - What’s a “fearection”? 22:25 - Ryan’s new fear unlocked 27:32 - Too many chefs in the kitchen 32:45 - Self-driving car and Squid Game fact or fiction Tune in for laughs, confessions, and a few things that might just give you a fearection too! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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We know we’ve been gone for a minute, but here’s the long (and short) version of what’s kept us away. From Vegas drama to the middle child enigma, we’re catching you up on everything that’s been happening. • 1:11- Intro: Did we mention that We’re back? • 3:31 - Back to Vegas: Middle Child Girl Problems • 17:37 - Middle Child Enigma: We got school beef • 31:01- Project: Observation In-Law(s) It’s been a journey—tune in for all the stories, laughs, and reflections!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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We’re back—this time for real, for real! Life has been lifing, but we’re here to catch you up on everything. From making it back home after Vegas to holiday woes, we’re diving into it all. • Intro: We’re back at it! 3:17 • Vegas Recap: Finally home! 4:18 • Back to Business: Lysha B Creative 23:36 • Election Talk: 30:15 • Holiday Woes: It’s that time of year… 32:34 • The Jones’iNtroverts: 36:30 Join us for a mix of laughs, reflections, and real talk in this episode!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to American Airlines. Don't worry we discuss EVERYTHING about that, and Ryan isn't done, not until some sort of compensation. Timestamps: 0:37 - Intro 2:19 - Vegas Traveling, The Airline from hell 9:45 - What we've seen on the trip 19:15 - Who Gets Sick during the Summer...and a Heatwave 25:48 - Lysha's Experience: Dinner and the Strip 33:07 - Let's get back to this Airline from Hell 47:44 - We got more but We Gotta Get back home. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests and don’t get Ryan started about the “jello”. New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we’re still working on the name) and talked about Alysha sleeping her way to the top and asked Ryan if his friendliness has ever been misinterpreted. Listen to the full episode to hear our take. TIME STAMPS 2:19 Middle child is girlfriend obsessed 7:35 Branch binging- inside out and Beverly Hills Axel F 12:15 4th of July crazies 16:45 Are we big backed or big headed? 22:56 Ryan will never look at jello the same 25:04 Branch bad choices Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Britannica Dictionary definition of PATHOLOGICAL. 1. : extreme in a way that is not normal or that shows an illness or mental problem In this episode, we BRANCH binging!!!! (Maybe we’ll see) to discuss "Dark Matter" and the "Tell Them You Love Me" doc on Netflix. We also discuss pathological liars and incriminating child neglect videos AND YOU POSTED THIS on social media? Finally we talk with Ryan about his lifetime grudge and how his 16 year old self reacts at the sight of one person. TIME STAMPS 3:24 Branch binging is back 4:10 Dark Matter -Tell them you love me 16:01 Pathological liars 23:10 Parental neglect on social media 27:00 Is holding grudges over 30 healthy? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets and something gotta GIIIIVE!!! Also, let's get something straight...if you live in the countryside, just lock ya doors okay. Timestamps: 3:27- Family Reunions, they for everybody...Right? 11:28 - Chime these Grandparents FOR THE KIDS!!! 15:28 - Roblox Money 23:02 - The Walk of Love, how do you swerve it as Parents? 28:15 - Why is it Always the Bee's Man!!! 36:20 - Just....Lock Them Doors, Please!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an employee and customer, I swear foh gawd they ask for my receipt one more time. Can we get into these freaky ass laws we have in this country...based on a fake love story. Apologies for the audio issues the previous episodes, we didn't test the audio beforehand. Timestamps: 3:27 -Man vs Bear 10:26- Graduation 18:20 - Hogwarts and Honorary Doctorate foolery 25:21-Romeo and Juliet Laws 32:34 - "I'm the Employee now" Walmart hiring us Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like Kanye. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:34 -Things Alysha doesn't know (I mean who knew California had a whole forest?) 9:11 -Ryan's sketchy trail walk 15:42 -Why Ryan will never chaperone another field trip 25:34 -Jersey Driving, skydiving, go kart racing and BEAR sighting? 41:40 -Next trip is to Vegas and Alysha's already acting like a bird. 47:10 -Doom Scrolling Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies. Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! TIME STAMPS 2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGGG ASSSS hiatus 8:16 -Knee Squeeze and women always gravitating to Ryan 17:35 -No more work for Ryan (for now), Cause F*** that job 20:34 -People frustrations: Why does everyone have a dog and insist taking it EVERYWHERE Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed) 0:00 Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps 13:51 Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion 23:27 Random Kids and Rain Woes 29:56 Breaking Habits, Changing Lives 34:05 Rambling Discussion on Various Topics (Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!) With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying to buy our kids costumes and seeing nothing but dicks in the store...are we sure this was the spirit halloween store? IG influencers who just need to pump the brakes on influencing AND discuss how Ly got caught on camera being a NASTY. Timestamps: 01:41 Intro 04:45 Sneaky Sneaky Ly 08:37 Branch Binging Abc's of Death Grimcutty Scary stories to be told in the dark 23:22 Halloween Shenanigans 32:02 Daycare Halloween Scare, gone too far 39:40 Brittney Renner must be stopped! 45:23 Nap Time/Personal Time at Work needs to be Global We said we were gon stop with the visuals...then I remembered how much I spent on this gear LOL, Visuals will be back on our youtube channel Monday! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life. I really don't understand that analogy if we ain't talkin about the long line waits, the butterflies in ya guts because you seen a grown ass man cry getting off a ride. It's just a punk ass "up and down" fuckouttahere wit that noise. Sorry I been binging lately and my NY was showing LUL. Anyways it's a short spicy pod tonight and ya know what, I said what I said *Gemini Super Kanye Shrug* Timestamps: Just listen to the episode becuz I write nor did I edit anything Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pissed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes, Timestamps: 01:31 - Intro 07:01 - Branch Binging: Uncharted M3GAN Trailer 12:32 - Hitting Puberty back in the day 21:09 - Outrage Marketing 30:31 - Nike's Or Paw Patrol? 36:14 - We don't know this Jones! Alex Jones owe Billi?! 42:20 - Who Set this Slime on "Get Out of my Diner! -circa 1955" on Katy Perry? Visuals will be available over on our Youtube Channel on Monday, Be sure to Subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this weekend, speaking of...one of us takes up therapy and come to find out that Get what you Give in sessions. We close out talking about seeing old friends or classmates out in public.... somebody wants to be in public with the FuckItz... Lets Get into it. Timestamps 01:48 - Intro 4:34 - Branch Binging: Hocus Pocus 2 Review Movie Trailer Talk- Black Panther 2, Mario, Barney Documentary 18:54 - Weekend Shenanigans 30:02 - First Therapy Sessions 37:18 - The Shade Given to Old Friends. Forgot to Edit and Upload previous episode but we'll be back to the routine next week. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain't right! How many times has your REAL self showed up at work and phrases start to slip? It's the most hilarious and "cringey" (lowkey hate that word) scenario to deal with. Tuh at 33, I thought Salt and Vinegar chips were wild of a scent... I can't imagine the smell opening up a Bag of Pussy potato chips tho.... talk about memory lane. Timestamps: 01:27 - Intro/Return of Alysha! 04:19 - Branch Binging: Schitt's Creek (Netflix) Dahmer (Netflix) 13:05 - Memory Lane/ New Old School 19:23 - Kids Don't Keep NOTHIN Private 24:19 - Professionalism and Code Switching At Work 33:58 - Food News: The Got Bag Of Pussy Potato Chips Ya'll!! (They are shaped like them too) Visuals will be a little late this week, Going out of town for a funeral so expect a Tuesday Release! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL. Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping the week again, but then I had other ideas. Maybe go solo and see how well this goes. Besides a few "Um's" it's like streaming again on Twitch...talking to myself lol. Still kept with the format and has some NEWS to discuss with my co-host as well so we'll see how this turns out from today. Timestamps: 01:30 Intro 4:25 - Branch Binging Cyberpunk Edgerunners Arrested Development Moonfall 9:05 - F*Ck It, We'll Go LIVE!! (Almost Went Live This Episode, Next time?) 10:56 - Nah I'm Pretty sure we Discussed This NyQuil Chicken Shit before 14:38 - Umma Do ME!.... Respectfully Of Course 21:06 - Sneaky Links At The Gym Is CRAZY!! Visuals for the latest episode will be Available on Monday over on our YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja Warrior course. We get into our Branch Binging Bag of course and then take skip down memory lane with First day of school memories. With the Fall season here, out comes the heathens and their eyeballs lookin for grey sweatpants and Ryan's tired of his body being policed and Ly is sore from bedroom shenanigans. Lets get into it. Timestamps: 01:34 - Intro 2:46 - Ninja Lab Birthday Pain/Back 2 School 9:00 - Branch Binging The Way Down (HBO Max) HTGAWM (Netflix) Echoes (Netflix) 22:45 - First Day Of School Memories 29:23 - SweatPants Season Is Upon Us 32:10 - Manhandling Problems 35:36 - Hickies Have Been and Will always be Weird and Childish 39:16 - Husband/Wife Using 17,000 From joint account Visuals will Hopefully be returning this week, Head over to our Youtube channel to subscribe and leave a comment, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Art Teacher that got more curves than a box of crayons. We discuss the importance of separating Career from Personal life on social media. Always we discuss another marriage pod and the translation of "Awake Vagina". Lets' get into the episode Timestamps: 01:31 - Intro/ Back 2 School is Coming! 04:38 - Branch Binging: Love Life (HBO Max) Caught In the Act: Unfaithful (VH1) Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist (Netflix) World News 20:04 - AirDrop That Cock to The CockPit 24:03 - Florida Woman Goes Ocean 2 at Dollar Tree with Her son 31:45 - Explain This Awake Vagina? Not This one But the Term 36:30 - Influencer Vs Role Model: Curvy Ass Art Teacher Sorry the last episode didn't get posted but we back to it for Next Monday, Make sure to check out the Youtube Channel for the visuals. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest thing to bring into a relationship...besides kids, are insecurities. Feeling a way about ya self that affects ya partner always is slippery slope. I really don't know how we got on the topic of pegging and freaky partners Sexploring but here we are. Timestamps: 01:23 - Intro 07:14 - Branch Binging Prey (Hulu) Old (Hbo Max) NOPE 19:02 - YouTube Channel Ideas 21:58 - Insecurities in Marriage 32:05 - Masturbation and Performing in Front of Partner Visuals for the latest episode will be available on our Youtube Channel over at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why is that? Also why is it that none of ya'll told me the audio was crazy sounding the last few episodes? Felt like a one man show on the audio version but besides that we get into these topics today and on why women hold that double standard against men so aggressively. Another weird dysfunctional news week so we head back over to reddit for a TIFU story and we also discuss men shutting down BBL's to get their own PPL (Penile Procedure...Lift Idk) Timestamps: 01:20 - Intro/Passing ships marriage lifestyle 04:23 - Branch Binging: I Am Groot shorts (Disney +) She-Hulk (Disney+) Prey (Hulu/HBOMax) 9:05 - ShoveGate 14:27 - Judgement from Men saying No in the room 21:49 - Double Standard Bi-Curious Comments 31:55 - Permanent Penis Pumping from the Dick Doc On TikTok 35:03 - TIFU Giving a BJ Check out the visuals available every Monday over on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
EDIT: SOOOO I ain't know I uploaded the edited version for the video portion that I was still editing, therefore Ly's mic was off on the previous upload but now both audio channels are on. Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah. Anxiety washed over in me in a state of Funk because plans got canceled. So due to that change of plans... this is light episode. News is getting crazy again so we decided to discuss some topics like Dad's flaking on you (had to call moms up), TikTok Pranking your children and Receiving compliments feels weird. Let's get into it. Timestamps: 01:30 - Intro 3:20 - Deep Sea Daddy Issues 06:23 - Branch Binging Project Power (Netflix) 21 Bridges (Netflix) 15:57 - Halloween Here Already?? 21:33 - Please Don't Compliment Me/ Sitcom Dating Flashback 29:52 - TIFU Buying my wife the wrong Bra Size Check out the visuals Every Monday over On Our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Either this heatwave the past few days got some of us buggin or it's just Too HAWT for Love right now. So much toxicity going on and everybody is just trying to go around to get a nut. We would've never thought the man who has practically been penning our love songs in our dating life would be involved in some filth like this Hea! Then we got the BlueFace and his girl just going about it non-stop on Social media. I just wanna know one thing.... ok maybe two....Do ya'll use incognito mode to browse the P-Hub and about how many tabs you got open? Timestamps: 01:22 - Intro 2:25 - Best Pick up line I ever heard!/Toothless confessions 7:34 - Branch Binging: Baddies South TOO MUCH DISPLAY OF Toxicity 11:10 - Blueface vs Chrisean 17:26- Ne-yo vs Crystal 31:07 - Porn tabs and Regret 36:29 - Nah This Ain't Kink Shaming I Don't Care Check out the visuals Every Monday over on our YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It's one thing for certain and two things for sure...when we record after 10Pm. It's bout to get WEIRD during the Pod. Drinks got the flowing early and we had to finish our Branch Binging shows but we got to the episode. We recap our wedding adventures and talk about the moments there and then we hop on over to an important discussion on Cheating (Thanks DVSN). We then finish up the pod discussing some viral social media moments from the NYC Jussie Smollett to some Hot nasty, Pink ranch water milk idk what to label it. Timestamps: 01:16 - Intro/Wedding Stories 11:56 - Branch Binging: Rap Sh!t (Hbo MAX) Caught in the Act: Unfaithful (Hulu/Vh1) 23:34 - So Set this Straight on Cheating...If we were in Vegas 32:22 - Viral Tings Pink Sauce - Some of Ya'll just love Trend Following NYC Bishop Robbed - Nah this is smelling like Insurance Fraud/Jussie Smollett Visuals will be available on Monday over on Our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ya know.... I don't know what got over me the last time I posted a Episode update a few weeks back but... I do Enjoy this process. Apparently a little break was needed to restore the feeling. A family vacation was def needed to break the mundane tasks and over that time, some tings have been going down. This episode we get into our lil trip with the family and then we get into with the Sesame Place story happening lately. Also what's going on with the creep stories lately, from Elon Musk Sr. to Ricky Martin....c'mon son! We know dabbing is a dead trend...but have ya'll heard of "Vabbing" oh you bout to learn TODAY. Timestamps: 01:34 - Intro 10:44 - Branch Binging 22:37 - Al Sharpton better get to knocking at 123 Sesame Street ASAP!!! 30:48 - Ricky Martin and his Nephew getting Weird? 42:17 - The "Secret" to getting a man /s Check out the visuals for the latest episode every Monday over on Our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Yup, phoning it in again on the artwork this episode.... I ain't even gon hold you. This episode was one of those lackluster ones, I'm sorry. The motivation to do an episode every week be there...but then the day comes and it feels like work. This episode got a little personal but you know what, facades are overrated and used too much. We recap the holi- that 4th day of July that gets celebrated (stop playin wit me).... We either rocking with Juneteenth or 4th of July... I ain't rocking with a holiday that started from "Founding Fathers" straight up. Point blank, this episode is about learning the whole truth on matters and watching that shine and luster just fade away. From Submissive woman that are proud to speak on it, to crazy sibling tattoos, lets get into it. Timestamps: 01:13 - Intro 02:40 - Branch Binging: Umbrella Academy: Preparing for Season 3 Master Chef Junior Star Wars 10:16 - Some old festivity was celebrated on the 4th day of July 16:00 - Ray J's new tattoo / Face tattoo's are weird 22:16 - Jazzy Brown Interview about being Submissive (Got a lil personally) 38:43 - Closing Check out the visuals over on our youtube channel and the Latest episode is posted every Monday: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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There was a whole different title for this episode originally, however we discovered something by the end of this episode that we had to change it up. Also why the episode artwork this week is lazy as hell is because we recorded this one a lil later than usual. As we like to do on this show, get away from the distractions in society, we also gotta think about these dumb ass "Society Rules" in place. Labor Day for one... do ya googles on why they say you can't wear white after the holiday. Nonsense! Just like the drama coming McDonald's and a scorn Mother of 4. We also recap the Verzuz battle that we left off on last episode. Timestamps: 01:17- Intro 06:45 - Branch Binging: Bad Boys of LA: Finale (Zeus) Baddies South (Zeus) Baymax(Disney +) 16:15 - Tampons for Ya Girl 19:30 - VerZuz Recap: Omarion Vs Mario 23:05 - "Fries For Four MuhFvcka!" McDonald's Drama 35:00 - The Truth About Labor Day is Dumb as Hell Check out the visuals on Monday over on Our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Issa another episode!! Where once again, we're on the lookout for the Summer cuz it's been about 48 hours into the Summer season and if this No Daylight Savings is messing with the temp/weather then say that then. Where's the sun? The Heat? Have ya'll ever thought about, if you was butt A$$ naked in the woods somewhere... in fact keep your clothes but just be stuck in the woods for 14 or 21 days. I don't know how this show became addictive but the jokes in the house have been hilarious. Technology is being creepy and it's getting harder and harder to bring ya GF/BF home to your parents. Also, have you ever felt yourself becoming a "Couch therapist" dissecting your Social media friends ... Let's get into it! Timestamps: 01:10 - Intro/ Summer Woes 06:59 - Branch Binging: My Digital Addiction (A&E/Hulu) Naked & Afraid (Discovery/Hulu) 17:36 - "Hey Alexa, creep me out with my Grandma Betsy's voice please" Tech is getting Spooky 22:54 - Dee Ray Davis Vlad Interview 29:38 - Meeting Parents for the First Time Fail 39:04 - VerZuZ Restoring the Feeling: Omarion Vs Mario Visuals will be available on Monday over on the Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
New Week, same challenges with the English language!!!! We back with another episode before Father's Day this week. We kick things off with discussing a Father who really said "Fug Dem Kids", you may know him as Brian McKnight. Then we hop on to the topic revolving around Lizzo and her new song lyrics that apparently needed to be altered because the terminology is different in another country. Speaking off terminology, I don't know who authorized an author to make the term "Slang" into a mouthful of acronym. Lets get into it the Timestamps: 01:17 - Intro 02:09 - Catastrophe in the Househould 06:01 - Branch Binging: Dragon Ball Super: SuperHero (Subtitles, Japan release) Morbius (10:04) In Time(15:48) 17:33 - Brian "F**k Dem Kids" McKnight and Social Media relationships 23:52 - Lizzo Lyric Change Causing a Uproar 32:18 - I ain't ever hear of AAVE, I had to find the Man who made this Acronym 38:17 - Healthy Cake Recipes from Tiktok Visuals will be available on our Youtube Channel On Monday: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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What in Tarnation is going on with this season of Summer? It's hot one minute, cold the next, one day somebody is a whole man-child and then BOOM a birthday hits the this man is wearing dockers and a pocket protector! 33 done hit Ryan differently, from the attitude to the fit...is this True Gemini form? Other than that we got a glimpse of Lysha's future Boy mom persona with protecting their oldest with dating. Just a lot of identifying oneself in this episode. Also it wouldn't be an J2BO episode if Alysha wasn't trying to dig into Ryan's past to traumatize him. Timestamps: 01:31 - Intro/ This Is 33! Learn Ya Damn Acronyms 7:10 - Branch Binging: The Boys (Amazon Prime) Movie Releases 16:51 - Multiverse Boy Mom 24:02 - Zachary and Brandon from Yacht Club been Hoochie Daddy's 29:01 - Would you date your siblings Ex? 38:01 - That Lizard (Geico) can stop STD's? Check out the Goofy visuals on Monday for a better perspective on what 33 yr old Maturity looks like. Subscribe to our Youtube page, Episodes posted every Monday. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
We back with another, some what short episode this week. With the country/world still feeling like it's off the hinges with tings. We get into a story of Ryan at the gas station this week that led to an interesting discussion. Being an asshole, is it a button thing or do you gotta have that asshole bone in you that you just not her for the funny ish. How about when you're out shopping? We get into a discussion about Lysha being an asshole while in line. Timestamps 1:26- Intro 4:10 - Branch Binging: Bad Boys of LA Marriage Boot Camp Sonic 2 15:14 - Gas Station Scammers 21:50 - Asshole Battery/ Cutting In Line 35:28 - Bisexual Men Dating Women Double standard You can see the visuals for the latest episode on our YouTube Channel Every Monday https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Issa Another ONE!!! This episode is a "short type, straight to it " this week. Just getting right into the silliness starting with first tattoo stories. No matter who you go to, the first tattoo story is always crazy. Then we get into our usual Branch Binging and this one is full of SPOILERS, you'll either thank us or go have to see for yourself to believe it. Then we get into the topic of this episode because, who would've thought eating healthy or trying to eat right would come with so much judgement. Timestamps: 1:20 - Intro 5:52- Branch Binging: Our Father(Netflix) Karen(AllBlk) 23:43 - Why is You In My Mouf? 30:57 - Birthdays Hit Different after 28 36:30 - TIFU from Reddit, Sleeping Naked in Bed Can Ruin a Marriage Visuals for the Episode will be available on Monday on our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Oh laaaawd where do I begin on this episode!! Where do we begin on this episode? Well let's just start off by saying that this is a milestone for us celebrating 10 years of marriage together and 15 years together. We have learned a lot about each other in that 15 years... I just never discussed our future with a house of boys and the growth that they will face. We also discuss breaking the generational curses that we have seen in our upbringing. Lot of admiration in this episode so we apologize for that. The acronym in this title means "Trust the Process" something we took a way from one of the Branch Binging shows. Life and love is all about the process and growth that is experienced during the journey of marriage. Timestamps: 1:22 - Intro 2:23 - Branch Binging : Deep Water (Hulu) Marriage Boot Camp: Hip-Hop Edition (AllBlk) Karen : Oh this is really movie!? 18:35 - 10 Year Anniversary: Learning about Each Other 29:12 - Future Problems with Boys 35:54 - I ain't Trying to have " THAT Talk " yet (Birds and The Bee's) 43:24 - Breaking Matrimony Curses This week The visual episode will be available on Monday on our Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Hit the Like button, leave a comment or even hit Subscribe Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
WHAT'S GOOD, WHAT'S GREAT, Issa nother Episode!!! This one has some stories!!! One connected to a topic that we're gonna get into when it comes to teaching a young man how to respect women. Ly's face expression would've been priceless for the pod when the phone call was made. How many of ya'll out here tend to drive and eat? Ya'll know that's on Final Destination levels of dangerous right???? Enough with the ranting, lets get to the episode. Timestamps: 01:24 - Intro 04:57 - Branch Binging: Falcon and The Winter Soldier: Finally finished it! (Disney+) Moon Knight (Disney+) Dr.Strange: Multiverse of Madness (SPOILER FREE) 12:23 - Drive - In Experience 17:27 - Eating & Driving Is Dangerous as Hell 22:00 - Mom Takes Son on Date, Twitter Ridicules: Ryan shares his past 32:21 - Parking Lot Pimpin Playground Parents be Pissing Us Off!! 41: 21 - "What in the H-E Double Hockey Sticks" Cussing and Parenting You gotta check out all the visual content from this episode, Every Saturday on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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I really don't know where to start with this episode this week. Ya'll know we be trying our best to avoid the divisive topics so let's just call this episode a "loosie". Real quick, how many times have you heard your favorite artists label themselves as "The Greatest" now think about all those lyrics in their songs. Some of those lyrics are questionable but nobody gets judged when ya title shuts down all logic. Would you consider yourself a decent human being? If you said Yes, Do you ALWAYS return your shopping cart when your done shopping? We get into the "Shopping Cart Theory" also FB stories that we would rather wait until the Trilogy series concludes before we hear everything. Timestamps: 01:38 - Intro 3:57 - Branch Binging: Unraveled Doc 11:02 - Heard/Depp and Blac Chyna/Kardashian trials 18:56 - Future's Is NOT The Greatest Rapper 25:15 - Shopping Cart Theory 32:14 - Episodic Drama 40:16 - Tropicana Crunch Cereal Check out our Youtube Channel and see the visuals with Extra Content on Saturday https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ooooo buddy..... The Men is looking like they need some Free Hugs lately. This whole Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard case has been very interesting these past few weeks if we do say so. Ryan discusses his problems with being back in the gym after 2 years has created a problem now. Gift giving... does the long language affect how one receives/gives gifts. Twitter beef with no Twitter and this Funny ass News Report from Inside Edition. (Do I gotta explain the Episode Artwork inspiration Everytime?) Ever see Enough? Timestamps: 1:40 - Intro 3:27 Branch Binging: The Batman (HBO Max) Throwback : Demolition Man (Hulu) Ultimatum Finale (Netflix) 18:18 - Gym Fo FREE!! 26:31 - Enough Is Enough: Johnny vs Amber 33:41 - The Art of Gifting 39:54 - Twitter Rant 47:47- Inside Edition Neighbor Situation (Peep it on the Youtube Video Saturday) Like and Subscribe to the Youtube Channel to see the visuals on Saturday: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Nah But for real tho? Who gonna own up to that wet spot if one of us ain't hittin climax levels?? Oh man! What way to come back, sorry about that quick break. Between work and trying to study...mind been on overload. However, ya'll been hearing the talks about this well known DJ in NY and his wife coming out with a book. Well they share a lot of details, faking a orgasm happens to be one of them, and for 20+ years at that. That's cWaZy Let's talk tho!! You can See the Latest Episode Visuals on Our Youtube Channel Every Saturday: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Timestamps: 01:20 - Intro 02:55 - Branch Binging: Bel-Air 11:26 The Ultimatum ...So far (4 Episodes in) 19:15 The Batman (Next Episode) 19:42 - Barber Cheating is A Thing 24:54 - The Beer Pong concept is Just NASTY 28:54 - Faking Orgasms, Squirting sounds too messy 36:41 - Bring a Mike to a Gun Fight but not a drunk on the plane 42:47 - Leech A$$ "Friends" 47:36 - IS IT REALLY....Too late to say Sorry *Prayer hands* Come To Our Friday Fright Night Stream on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Nah ain't nothing go down over the weekend, but the way this Smith Saga continues...and that funeral went viral DC... it's like some things just don't want to be buried...*Ok I'll leave* It has been a discombobulated week lately and we're just tired of hearing the same news in the past 2 weeks. That sounds low key morbid but nevermind that, when gathered our scrapped topics from a few weeks back and this episode just became a mess of laughs at some point. Visuals for the Episode will be available Saturday on Our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Timestamps: 01:25 - Intro 03:18 - Branch Binging: Grammy's (missed it) Wrestlemania 38 (Too Old) Bad Boys of LA 11:56 - What's A Virgin? Movies from our childhood 16:20 - Funeral, Going UP, On a Tuesday 21:52 - Men got the ugliest "Cry face", Men who cry 28:50 - Sex Toys for Men/ A Toy Story 34:51 - Will and Jada: The Saga continues Check out our Friday Fright Night on Twitch at 10:30PM EST https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Ya'll ever see the show, The Slap? Nevermind lol, you got NFT's, Crypto's and we all stuck with FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Well most of us, we not doing that over here baby. You're probably thinking (or maybe not) What is FAFO, I think we all seen Sunday night what happens when one F***s Around, and Finds Out when it comes to ones wife. We ain't here to give takes on what happens in that marriage (Kind of) how about these two people and a some what timeline from the internet. Timestamps: 01:26 - Intro 03:00 - Ryan in the booth? 03:11 - Branch Binging: One Mo Chance [5:20] Atlanta Season 3 [9:26] Black Market with Michael K. Williams [12:00] 13:11 - We really out here gassing up these NFT's and Cryptocurrency huh? FOMO 21:14 - (Alysha was half-sleep doing the list) I'm throwing hands like Will! Breakdown of what the Internet knows leading to The Slap. Check out the Visuals, available on our YouTube Channel Saturday. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Friday Fright Night Stream on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This whole episode feels like we needed Neil DeGrasse Tyson here with us. We start things off discussing the Male version of Bad Girls Club and the men on there showcasing some interesting...interests? Discuss how Gen Z kids just feel the need to run to social media instead of calling a cab. Lysha's anger with Daylight savings continues after hearing the guesstimate new times and name brand clothing, are we really buying clothes because of the name in the stitch? Check out the visuals for this episode and previous ones on our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Come To Twitch Every Friday for our Friday Fright Night Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Timestamps: 01:30 - Intro 02:42 - Branch Binging: My Killer Body [3:15] Bad Boys of LA [9:47] 15:20 - DL Men can't hide between the lines 25:40 - Gen Z Woman runs to Twitter before DUI accident 31:43 - DayLight Savings Permanent times for the US got Ly in a Tizzy 37:12 - Signature Scents 43:04 - Fashion is a Big ol Social Experiment Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Not in this house tho!!! That's a type clickbait-y title, my fault. The story concluding this episode pertains to that part and it's a interesting one straight from Reddit. St. Patrick's Day can kick rocks like most of these pagan holidays now a days. You got a time to give up something for Lent in the month and then the option to DRINK heavily weeks later...Huh? You askin a lot from some Christians lol speaking of Christians... how bout them (Kan)Ye IG rants over the past few days? Ryan found some Gems in those rants of course, let's get into it. Check out our YouTube Channel, Episode Visuals posted every Saturday. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Come Thru For Friday F(unny)right Night on Twitch for some Game Streams with us: https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Time Stamps: 01:24 Intro 02:26 Branch Binging: (3:33) The Boys:Diaboloical (6:07) Joseline's Caberet Recap before the Reunion 11:38 Ayo Ain't nobody celebrating This Cahtolic Alcoholic Holiday 16:15 Daylight Savings No More?? *Fingers Crossed* 20:28 Ye Parenting: Ignore the rants and Listen to the Parenting, Kids on Social Media 26:29 Women's clothing can break bones? How Sway?!? 31:54 TIFU Story from Reddit: Adultery discovered by Roomba Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Granted we started this pod doing two episodes a week, we here now! 100 episodes and we didn't even do anything special... LOL. Maybe we'll try for that at 200 I don't know I aint making no more promises on this pod 😂😂. This episode...Ryan decided to take it EaZy (Ye Voice) and let Ly take the lead... a very source filled lead to make up for the past two episodes I guess *shrug* . Timestamps 01:30 Intro 3:05 Branch Binging: Love Is Blind [13:48 Worst Roommate Ever (ep.1 & 2)] 20:40 Gas Prices feeling like '08 again 26:15 Florida ALWAYS GON Florida! 30:22 WTF is that Food?? Ya'll ever had Ass-sagna? 37:04 Amazon is Wild'n with Privilege 42:15 Men coming Up? Kelly Clarkson's divorce Episode visuals every Saturday on the Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Check out Our Friday Fright Night streams every Friday night at 10:30PM https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Oooo we apologize for the random week off but, it was a busy/rough week at home/and work. Now we back as per usual, and idk if it's because of the "release of" Donda 2 and Ryan watching Jeen-Yuhs...but he was ready for smoke! Gemini Energy at 80% at this point LOL. We had some fun like we always do doing these episodes and this one has some nostalgia throughout. Timestamps: 01:30 - Intro 5:00 - Branch Binging: Adults Adopting Adults…Canceled! Adults Adopting Adults - 5:05 Raising Kanan DONE- 8:23 Jeen - Yuhs - 10:11 16:41 - Who's Yo Celebrity Idol?? Remember seeing MJ fans faint? 22:14 - Mukbang Videos need to GOOOOO!!! 28:18 - Gentle Robbery Story 31:28 - My kids won't let me be free/Gemini Energy showing from Ryan! 38:07 - Jock life wasn't for everybody, Ryan's Varsity Night from the past. 43:13 - Why we so fragile as human's? You landed on yo ankle B?/ Pod Update Check out the Twitch every Friday for Friday Fright Night: https://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Subscribe to the Youtube Page, visuals posted Saturdays: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
AYO!!! Didn't I tell ya'll in the past how Ly be attacking Ryan...WELP!! Got it on video LOL. Who would've thought it would've happened from a topic from Branch Binging. It's been a fun little week lately but of course we gotta find some negatives in the fun. On this episode we talk about the innovative scammers of our time LOL but nah how is social media always on this damn docket of things to discuss? Well because it's been detrimental to society in the past 10 years that's why...but I digress Timestamps: 01:25 - Intro 02:25 - Birthday Shenanigans pt.2 09:25 - Branch Binging: Suicide Squad(HBO Max), Forgot I watched this last week 12:01 The Woman With The Karen Haircut who sits in her window looking for Drama... or Something like that (NetFlix) 15:53 Power Book III: Raising Kanan and Power Book IV: Force 19:43 - Tinder Swindler; We Aint Even see it but this is our opinions from what the Internet has told us so far 25:12 - The OG Scammer: Miss Cleo has a Documentary coming soon and we can't wait 28:54 - Why my Algorithm so Lusty? Also have ya'll heard of TTUD? Tik-Tok Usage Depression 35:50 - Controlling the Narrative on Social Media with too much information 44:51 - Superbowl Recap.... mainly the halftime show 49:45 - Winter Olympics... Who is watching it? Have ya'll thought about these events? How about these crashes tho??? 56:40 - Outro Make sure you Subscribe to the Youtube channel for extra content or just context on things, Episode visuals are uploaded on Saturdays https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Now...hear us out... it's not that we don't like people. It's just that we have a limit of how much can we tolerate of society before we check out. Eventful past weekend here in the Branch home and although we forgot ONE detail after the Ice storm we had Upstate. We just would rather stay inside and avoid the stress of shopping, birthday parties and sometimes just talking on the phone. So this episode comes off a lil toxic and anti-social for us but hey, that's just who we are. Timestamps: 01:50 - Intro 03:00 - Branch Binging: 911 Power: Book II Ghosts Season 1 and 2 11:40 - Do as I say, Not As I Do... Out in Public 17:04 - Birthday Party Non-Sense 26:38 - Who Is Giving Out My Numbah?? 32:50 - Commercials ARE still Out of Pocket, Pregnancy Test ads 38:31 - Back in my day... Ya Age Is showing with Car Woes 49:34 - Nelly's Dilemma, Women and their Male body shamming 58:00 - Power Skit/ Outro Like and Subscribe to the Youtube Page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.96 Nah This IS Season 2 Right? 1:02:38
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1:02:38Maaaaan if ya'll haven't subscribed to the YouTube channel by now, this may explain the adjusted Season 2. There isn't an official Season 2 of course but we got hit with a copyright strike for our outro song NOW! So I had to last min scramble and change our outro literally 15 min before recording. Show must go on right? We got a lil ice storm dropping down in Upstate NY at the moment so we found the time to discuss some things. Like dislike of names, food facts from Ly, and Valentine's disdain!! Timestamps: 01:30 - Intro 02:25 - In Honor Of Black History Month 07:50 - Valentine's Day and Women's Month? C'mon Son/Irate Ryan 09:55 - Branch Binging The Eternals 10:38 Joselyn's Cabaret Season 3 22:42 25:10 - DON'T Call Out My Name 33:50 - EMoHtIoNaL DaHmAgE 42:10 - You Tried It With this Food Fact Ly! 49:05 - No Nicotine Soon, MY Resolution is MY Resolution on MY Time 55:45 - Girl Scout Cookies and Parents Not Minding Their business 1:01:12 - New Outro Song Because of YouTube Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Is this how we kickin things off for a "Season 2"? In fact this a unofficial one, Ryan just wanted to debut that new intro badly. Have ya'll ever heard of the term incel? Like we was sure that it meant a whole different thing back in the 2000's 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♀️. Anyways, a lot of men been out here waving their entitlement flags lately. How often do you see women hold doors for men or pull chairs out, open doors....not often huh. What is the true nature of chivalry........I'll tell ya, too try and break that barrier around that P.....not that 🅿 01:49 Intro 02:51 Branch Binging Power Book II Bohemian Rhapsody 10:19 Songs Stuck In Ya Head 16:07 Age Ain't Nothin but a number, but Fallin down after 50 Brings back pain 23:53 Sulking A$$ Facebook Parents 28:15 M&M Marketing Woes 34:59 Incel Talk from Kevin Samuels 44:21 P-Powers Activated!!! or Chivalry Truths Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Had to put a lil bougie on that title. I mean I really shouldn't cause this all started from a little dream that Alysha had. Some women wake up from dreams and be ready to fight their other half...why? Ya'll ever dabble or stick ya toe in the double-life? Ya know having a committed relationship at A and then being a whole different person with the side piece at B. Ish sounds exhausting, but we delve into that topic because Ryan has had a past like during High school. Let's get into Timestamps: 01:15 - Intro 03:42 - Being A Reference 11:42 - Antics of our youngest son 19:06 - Catfish on Games 23:06 - VR/Meta Surrogates or Life imitating Art 32:28 - Who is Gassing these trends? 39:56 - Double Life, Double Wife 47:54 - When Do You Gon Stop Being A Ho? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Oooo the segue game is slacking this episode ya'll. These naps gotta stop happening before we record, should be using the time to formulate topics but the eyes be heavy. Anyways, this is a Freaky Friendship episode I guess cause I don't know how somehow of the topics diverted to story telling in porn...but it got there. The visuals have been working for the most part....but I may have jinxed it during recording tonight so fingers crossed Ryan can upload it by Saturday afternoon. Friday Fright Night will be happening over on the facebook page Friday night at 10pm EST. They gotta finish this co-op game to head back to the horror games frfr. Timestamps: 01:20 Intro 02:47 Branch Binging: 04:30 The Woman Who Wasn't There(Prime Video) 08:05 Reboots/Remakes Bel-Air Trailer reaction (Peacock) 19:01 OnlyFans Have Gone Too Far? 26:42 Nelly The Fred Flinstone of Bowling?? Why you got 300k With You? 32:53 Reddit Story #1 Lying to Your Wife for 13 years 37:30 Friendship Outside of Work 49:49 Reddit Story #2 Trying to find GF's Prostate Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.92 Oh! So You Do! Kiss Your Mother With That Mouf? 1:03:39
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1:03:39Listen!! We did not intend our first 2022 episode to start like this....but here it goes. Happy 2022 everybody! As we all try to do our best to pop n lock away from this Omarion strain out there in the streets. We stayed indoors and let the internet and our thoughts get the topics going. I ain't really got much for the details this episode but, the years get stranger and stranger and relationships just get weirder and weirder is the moral of the pod today. Timestamps: 01:29 Intro 02:10 Branch Binging: Lorena (Amazon Prime Documentary) 09:24 ShondaVerse Strikes Again: Returning back to HTGAWM for Ly 14:19 Misha and The Wolves (Netflix) 20:35 Father and Daughter wedding problems 28:36 Being Married Young ain't for Everybody 37:40 Jim Jones (No relation) Learned too much from Ma Duke! 46:37 Cramping After 25 52:23 At Home Working out Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.91 New Year's Passion 1:03:10
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1:03:10HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE YA'LL!! Hope ya'll gonna be safe and responsible tonight. If you plan on proposing tonight, make sure he or she isn't still mad at you for flaking on Christmas day at the parents lol. Alysha and Ryan been tackling that Branch Binging list and catching up on some flicks. Discussion on how exhausting Holiday gatherings can be and talk on sleepovers as kids... which lead up to some freaky (shameful) tings from the past come up. Apologize on the last post of last week's episode on the YouTube channel but tried to recover the corrupt video but it is what it is. We found the solution. Timestamps: 01:20 Intro 02:15 Branch Binging: Finished The Matrix Resurrections, Ryan ended up down a rabbit hole 10:02 Black Widow 12:00 Clickbait 17:28 Christmas Wrap-Up 23:43 Stop Refrigerating Yo Hot Sauce 27:00 Alysha's Food Facts 29:50 Tom Brady Kiss 35:09 Kids Sleepovers Getting Weird At Church Sleepovers 43:21 Hiding A Friend 46:05 TikTok'r Money 52:32 New Year's Eve Plans...or lack of 55:17 Reddit Relationship Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This week wraps up Christmas, finally and we end it off with a bunch of movies to Binge about. Also to complain about as well, like some of these MCU movies is getting too long. Then again the man James Cameron wants to make a 6 hour long movie sooo there's that near future. The title stays that Cheating could be useful...but lemme explain. Actually it's explained in the beginning but there's gotta be some usefulness to come from che- yea nevermind that lol it's only useful for movies OKAY! Timestamps 01:14 Intro 02:10 Branch Binging: Shang-Chi 3:00 Spider-Man: No Way Home 6:12 The Matrix: Resurrections sample 9:30 13:22 Holiday Traffic is draining as hell 14:40 ONE MORE TING about Shang-Chi, Knife Tussles 17:39 Theater vs Home Streaming, yo Dawg ya'll better turn this volume up! 23:10 Christmas Workshops for Kids, THAT'S DEFINITELY my Child 31:05 Shorthand Speech is Something ELSE!!! 36:30 Finalizing The Dad Facial Hair Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.89 Is Accountability illegal or something? 1:02:33
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1:02:33Iight ya'll we had to go back to our old laptop ways.... but we think we got the visuals set up again. No CAP. As late as I want to stay up and get the editing. Studying is on the docket first. Yes, I know... "what the hell is going on?" Relax it's for work, it just reminds me why school feels impossible in life. Other than that, Let's get to this episode. Timestamps: 01:18 Intro 02:13 Branch Binging...changes again, Laundry-scale 07:48 Men In Pink, since somebody can't roll with alterations 11:43 Going Back to school is waaaay too stressful, teachers grade with so much aggression 19:25 Sounds of our voices, - "Professional" voices and weird voices 26:04 It's too warm to be realizing it's the holiday seasons, Family Photo Holiday card hate 35:45 Resolution's sound nice but, can we just do some goals? Is a New Year technically your Birthday? 🤔 41:21 Terrible Moms flaunting on social media (Excuse the jumping around, YouTube Channel, Playback for the full video/reaction) -No Parenting handbook, Discussing dem Generational Curses again, Juding other parenting Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.88 Vaccine Incentives for the H**ny 1:03:09
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1:03:09I think "WE DID IT JOE" for the visuals ya'll but if you watch it on youtube, excuse the hosts focus lol. Having a monitor in the corner now is a distraction. I swear Ly's ADD is rubbing off on Ryan lately to the point that their Branch Bringing Backlog is collecting dust. QUICK! somebody make a list of movies they still need to watch. With all these new laws for this vaccine herd immunity, I know some people would rather live in Vienna, Austria besides NYC, I'm just sayin. Christmas Decorations... what's the duration you keep them up in your and many other topics they discuss this episode. EDIT: Yea its a dub on that visual, we'll try option 2 next week. Timestamps: 01:23 Intro 02:20 Branch Binging -Neighborhood wars - Airline (Southwest Airline Series from 2004) -Malfunction: Janet Jackson Undressing (Ok went back to acting in 2007, so 3 year Blackballing) 12:40 Hulu Commercials are getting Out of Pocket!! Double Entendre, Don't ask Me How 18:40 NYC and the New Vaccine Laws, Ya'll can have that! 20:31 Vaccine Incentives for the Horny 23:10 It's getting slippery out here already, bad driving stories 28:38 Black Christmas trees just look Burnt, Alt Color trees give Grandma Vibes. 31:47 What's The Ideal Time To Take Down Your Christmas Decorations? -Type to decorate house every holiday overkill? 40:23 No Matter How Annoying Christmas Songs Are, They will get stuck in your head for 60 days+ and That's it -Alysha's has Privilege Ears With Music. 48:11 Larry Hoover Concert, "Who dat now?" Kanye and Drake Concert discussion for next week, We've heard worse crimes btw and less sentences given. 55:18 Interview Preview for 2022 future episodes!!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I'm bout getting sick and tired of trying to get these visuals for this pod ya'll lol. We promised it and it worked and now...nothing...Dookie PC, so I know what I need to ask Santa for this year...Ol Phony a$$ fat dude. I tell ya, I ain't giving that man no thunder next year. How many hours he work in 2021? Anyways with the holidays coming up, the wave of traditions and memories start popping up and it got us thinking. I'm all over the place with this description cuz the thought of Santa getting props got me HOT bruh! TimeStamps: 01:25 Intro 02:16 Branch Binging : Hawkeye Christmas Movie Marathon Red Notice 08:51 Elf Troubles, Between the Elf on the shelf and Santa and all these other imaginary holiday mascots... ya'll can SMD for taking credit. 16:45 Real or Fake trees? (Visual L!!) 25:08 Talkin on the phone is boring AF now, millennials have never suffered with waiting for VHS, Call waiting, or Snail Mail so patience is thin as hell 32:25 Where would we be if..... 40:31 Find your Toxic trait to know what sets you off Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Happy Holiday Season everybody!!! We was a little late with posting and yes we know Thanksgiving is on Thursday but these Holidays are flying by just as quick as the year. Can you believe it's almost 2022?! We gonna talk about some changes coming next year, but save some for the next episode. Timestamps: 01:33 Intro 04:15 Binge Or Nah? Still got a backlog but we bring up a interesting idea later in the episode 06:05 Ly has never seen the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, and STILL hasn't due to Philidelphia parade 11:28 Dodged Black Friday Like a Matador, How we got Black Friday starting on a Monday? The name needs to be changed! 14:15 Branch Binge Backlog idea 18:28 Speaking of name change, Key and Peele said it best but Black Ice, get rid of the name as well. 21:35 More weird food facts from Ly, direct the smoke her way and bring Corn Flakes for Ryan 26:33 We need to work on these segues for real, for real 27:21 Zac Stacy should be under the jail and people in the comments need to have they wifi turned off. 34:25 Ay dawg, the best thing to do, is leave but also, leave Find My location On 37:33 How many 🚩🚩🚩🚩 are needed before you can report it to somebody in a relationship, while you're on the outside looking in Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.85 Nothing but Assumptions!...Allegations!...ACCUSATIONS afoot! 1:07:53
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1:07:53Maaaaan, What's the weirdest thing you've been woken up to? Car getting towed cause you didn't move it on street cleaning day? Missed your alarm for work and now you're late? How bout being accused of being a dry humper??!?!? Been rockin Ryan's mind all damn day after he heard that from Ly... but besides that. Let's get into what everybody has been talking about lately, DaBaby and DaniLeigh, heard a lot of opinons on this drama, here's our take. Oh and the visuals messed up...AGAIN! so this upload and last week's will be on the Youtube page, but just audio of course. Subscribe to the YouTube Channel for the Video portion and Friday Fright Night Highlights https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Timestamps: 01:14 Intro 02:03 Branch Binging: We bout done with DopeSick but got a backlog of movies to watch 11:48 Living in The Shadows of Family Members 21:55 Freaky Friday: Pillow Humping/Leg Humping, Couldn't be me!! 25:30 You Never Truly "Grow Up" 29:50 Ly can't comprehend ASMR (Moment we lost visuals😢) 35:05 Don't be eating no Subway My Boi! (Off-Topic Tangent) Scolding Hot Shower Water! 44:05 Instant Gratification has been spoiling us as a Society 52:20 Da Debacle of D's!: Breakdown of DaBaby and DaniLeigh IG Live Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.84 Gemini Energy Is Strong 1:07:41
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1:07:41AHHHH!! Forgive me for this one, but the visuals this week is a DUB! Crashed as we finished recording so...lesson learned from that. The pod must go on and with all the music industry being the talk lately, we focused that on the man formally know as Kanye West, Ye. Two different perspectives from that Part 1. Also Holiday season is here so it means to stop buying tings for ya self and start thinking of others... Who's ready?? Timestamps: 01:31 Intro 03:45 Branch Binging: Dopesick, great series to see the rise of Oxy in the country Crime Of the Century Doc on HBO Max and Baby God something good to watch. 18:40 Official Home Owners have taught me to appreciate the Bop It toy in my youth. 22:50 Breaking down the Gemini Energy from the Ye Interview 39:35 Holiday Season is the time of Selflessness and people already done with their shopping already. 45:03 New Goals before the Resolution deadline; Explaining marijuana to a young Boomer. 52:05 Celebrity Scorn? Role Models when you're young. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.83 This One for the YouTubez!! 1:06:55
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1:06:55Look at that!!! Granted the first episode was on the 6th. Here we are a whole year later still knocking out episodes! I didn't think we could do it, yes we shifted our whole format, probably should've made it a 2nd season with the weekly uploads but...we'll do one better. Come Saturday you can be sure to find a link or some sort of post on our FB/IG. WE GOT VISUALS!!! Bare with us that one of us looks like we're on a "ZoomTime" call but Ryan only bought one expensive ass camera for streaming. 😅😂 Timestamps: 01:32 Intro 4:04 Branch Binging: Discussing old movies like Halloween and Final Destination 8:30 We Really out here scared of Chucky? (12:22) Spiral SPOILER REVIEW 19:30 Somehow we get on Hoarders 22:20 Halloween Festivities with the Kiddies 29:00 It's been about a year since we started the pod, and Ly is worried about having some Thanksgiving Turkey already 39:50 Becoming a podder over time...True Crime pods are where it's at. 44:45 Bringing up Ly's Business all on the pod (Them DM's) and thoughts for Season 2 51:20 NoShaveNovember or NoFapNovember, Choose One? 52:02 Our take on Jada's latest Hot Take about Will. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.82 Air-rrors of Traveling...No? 1:01:43
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1:01:43I was really reaching for that play on words with Air Travel smh. WE BACK!!!! at this point I feel like I type that every other week. Nah we finally completed our Florida vacation that we cancelled back in 2021 and it wasn't so bad. Expected the floridians to look at us sideways wearing our masks everywhere, but they was too busy trying to talk to our people's kids n ish at the pool....we'll get to that soon. Timestamps: 01:16- Intro 07:00 Branch Binging: Maid and To Catch A Smuggler 07:51 Airport Travels For First Time as Parents is a mess 15:50 Florida Shenanigans begin, Seaworld Trip 25:20 Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, CBD and Haunted Houses is a bad mix! -Tall people always feel short and insecure around taller people. 35:00 Stranger Danger At the pool 42:05 Drinking around family and playing card games. Playing Cards against Humanity around parents 47:08 Dem Jones rallied up like Leonitus and Spartans when it comes to catering their significant others. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.81 An "Uncreditable" Heaux 1:14:07
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1:14:07Honestly I don't know where the mind was on this intro. Also that "word" is put into "quotes" because I feel like air quoting is the best sarcasm with things lately. As finalize things to prepare for this trip that we cancelled last year. Let's discuss some things. Timestamps: 01:15 Intr-Ho 02:30 Branch Binging: Injustice Animated movie....uhhh I'd rather play the game for a good story Dave Chappelle stand up special: She's gotta watch the other specials now 15:05 Trying to explain Twitter to Alysha like she's a 65 yr old lady 17:40 True Crime: Side chick's will ruin an alibi REAL quick! Hate Unsolved Mysteries 27:35 Celebrating our oldest kids birthday at a Monster Truck show aka Expensive Boonies Met Gala 44:20 Last Minute vacation preparation woes! 48:06 Stealthing is illegal now but can woman really feel the difference? 54:15 This a whole SVU block of topics? Thong cases 1:01:15 Psychological warfare with sexual touching and Vacation Sex is like Shower Sex, Overrated Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ya'll ever just feel like you know some things because of the time you was raised. Then you find out a whoooole bunch of missing information once you put a documentary on. That was Ryan this week watching a bunch of docs which stemmed a conversation (that I wish would wait till the mics are on) about the audacity of some men and women. What wave of confidence hit these people to move so brazen in the streets? Also does the term "settled down" make ya eyes roll? Same Timestamps: 01:30 Intro, slept too damn long 03:25 Branch Binging: Squid Games...prob the best binge so far. Worth it for the moral compass story. 11:55 Daddy Doc(umentary) Vibes, Got the whole run down of the Clinton Affair and this man was a whole whore in the oval office. 20:40 The Audacity of men and women 28:55 Levels of Intimacy 34:55 What does "Settling/Settled down" mean to you? 41:30 Facebook/Instagram lookin real SuS after this whistleblower. 49:50 Never seen a closeted entrepeanur before Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
2021 has been weird so far for the past 9 months and here we are, 3/4 away from 2022 and still fearing the worse with this pandie going on. We had plans for a different type of episode but that was kind of last min so we're aiming for that before Florida soon. HOWEVER! We been keeping up with our binging and just noticing trends going on in the day to day world. Timestamps: (Yes I used a timestamp for a title, FIGHT ME! These Clubtails hit too damn hard) 01:21 Intro yes we ain't on the screen yet...after Florida I swear 02:40 Branch Binging: Baddies ATL: Reunion was pointless as hell, Sidney and Judi a whole mess. 08:26 Squid Games is something different so far 14:25 Drive Thru Overdraft fears 18:30 Some parents just don't want you to go...or they just don't hang up 23:18 Why are all the shelves empty already??? 26:22 Paying for dinner on first date is offensive towards men when women pay? Since when? 36:10 Yo don't test my Guy Code my G! 41:15 The clubs really weren't our thing...but house parties however 45:40 You fear God or the BTS Army more? 52:00 Friday Fright Night Is Back!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.78 Excuse The Employment Gym-nasties 1:02:35
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1:02:35See it was either take a hiatus when we go to Florida or take a break now from being a lil burnt out dealing with society again? I mean we think we gonna do lil Road trip pod but we gonna work on that....just like the visuals I keep mentioning I know, doing my research now. Anyways we back! Finished some Branch Binging and realized some things along the way and let's talk about this weird thing with missing woman and social media. TimeStamps: 0:55 Intro: We Back, Hungry and High with Sunbutter issues. Discussing the hiatus, back to employment is working me! 03:00 Branch Binge: Best $5 I spent on reality TV! Finished Joseline Cabaret and The Reunion barely started on Part 1. Baddies ATL AkA "This Can't be real!?!" and Sarah vs Seven and Sidneyy vs Judi 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♀️ 25:00 Training Connections, So ya'll ain't ever choke on something (No Freaky) and legit could've died? Learned some tings or power moves with cpr 31:08 Writing words without Autocorrect Woes...Ay ya'll ever try to pinch to zoom some paper? 33:25 Freaky Friday: At what age did you discover adult videos 40:07 Couples who watch adult videos together...How about the ones who make their own? 44:30 Who asked for this reference?!? NASTY SEGUE ALERT!!! 46:46 We didn't say it but CNN did, "Missing White Woman Syndrome" is a real thing and it's wild Racial Disparities brought to light in social media. 56:45 Tables have turned in this employment realm 1:02:00 No Friday Fright Night Cuz of Work Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
School season is back in effect in the house hold, with that we decided to get some family time before then. There was like 3 fairs going on in our area and thought it was a good idea to go to the nearest one. TUH! September is real the Halloween rev up so with a lot of movies coming out soon we discuss some Branch Binging ideas and. Men's public bathrooms got some weird society rules with em. Timestamps: 01:32 Intro 03:20 Branch Binging: Finishing the Breast of Joseline's show, started Baddies of ATL too: Bad Girls Club All-Star Show? 11:15 Oh I see the difference between Walmart and Target now. 17:15 A Fair of events for a Family Birthday Outing/Parking Lot PTSD 28:45 Ryan's first road kill incident happened... 30:34 Donda vs. Certified Lover Boy showdown 41:15 Men's Public Bathroom Rules don't make no sense! 46:16 9/11 20th Anniversary got a whole album roll out/ Remembering it as the Twin Towers 53:30 Movie Sequels and October Branch Binging Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.76 We're Not Mad, Just Disappointed 1:01:22
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1:01:22That title just hurts the soul when somebody says those words to you, Respectfully lol. A lot of Arthur Fist moments happened when we did this one. I mean one of us is mad that there isn't equality for nipples, meanwhile the other is mad that the crate challenge has come to an end. Blaming all the "woke" post that were going around on FB but in reality it's just tech companies looking out for "safety" yeah iight. Time stamps: 01:10 Issa Shwired Intro 03:25 Branch Binging: Zeus Tv Network and Joseline's Cabaret Marvel What If...Speedrun'n 16:18 Free Agency Is Over, back at work and Melatonin is a Bih! 20:40 NEW ALLITERATION ALERT: Truly Talk Thirsty Thursday, I don't know where we going with this but, I had to explain this *Smooch* Chef's Kiss 25:00 Waking up as the opposite Sex...what is the first thing you would do? 29:30 Nipple Equality 34:15 This Anti-Abortion law in Texas is Madness 39:25 Art imitating life too much, Apple Privacy (Minority Report) New York getting flooded (Day After Tomorrow) 41:57 My Body is ready for Fall, but buttnaked sleeping? Hope ya'll change ya sheets DAILY!! 47:20 School starting back up for the kids!!! We back to wearing Mask out in public again. 55:20 THEY ENDED CRATE CHALLENGES??? Ain't No Way...Ain't No Way... Youtube and Twitch got some weird policies lately. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I don't know what woman was scorned by a man Beardfishing, but I promise you. This beard ain't a lacefront, it's not held on by magnetic magic none of that. We always get in this debate at home and I think this may be the 2nd time it came up on the pod. You should never debate after fasting for more than 20 hrs tho. Besides that, we watched some old Wife swap episodes and watching these dads, felt personal cause none of them knew how to express emotions and it's because it was never presented to them from their fathers...Ish hit home for me. Cue the THEME SONG!!! Timestamps 02:06 Pre-debate/Intro 04:00 Branch Binging: Zeus TV, just racking up the ratchet TV, Watching Wife Swap in 2021 is TRIGGERING!!! 9:45 Hurt people Hurt people, This goes for the Fathers out there... Time to break this emotionless cycle. 15:55 Materialistic Parents and Name Brand Bullying in School 20:40 Beard vs Make-up Round 55Hunnind Boooooy, she had me HAWT on this discussion. 30:30 DEM ROBOTS COMING!! I will Body slam a damn tesla robot with a cup of water. 33:10 This Hurricane Henri is SUS especially with the foolery going on in Dubai. 40:10 Friday Fright Night and Florida Man Challenge!! 44:08 Hood Olympics is a no for me Dawg, just waiting to see bones break. 49:05 Working on the visuals this week, want to do a Reaction channel as a couple. 54:15 Name plate belts back in the day...and insults on Donda Day pt.3 Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.74 We Reject Your Society, and Substitute Some New Sh!t 1:13:15
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1:13:15DISCLAIMER: I forgot to adjust our mics from our Friday Fright Night, apologies on the volume WE BYKE!!! Oh boy. It's been a rough week. With free agency ending as of today for Ryan, he felt the need to go off on the topic of Facades or putting on an act to make others feel comfortable. Then, you ever just think about these "rules" we have as human beings to be proper...who made this stuff up? It don't sit right with us to be just following these ways of "forefathers" they ain't our dads...and I'm pretty sure things weren't going well for our race during that time so why follow this way? Also PJ Washington...keep ya head up My G! Wypipo...Wash yo ass!! Timestamps: 01:20 We gonna keep doing the Intro's until I get these cameras and angles set up. 02:35 Branch Binging: Space Jam:Dookie Legacy, the wait wasn't worth it...wasn't a fan. Makes me aprreciate the OG but not really. 9:42 Bad Girls Club, I thought I was done with this series...but Naaaaah Season 15 is lit!! 15:55 Putting on a Facade is exhausting AF!!! I'm bout sick of it! 33:30 Society Standards are Eurocentric and it's about time some changes happen. 40:31 This whole Britney Renner and Pj Washington situation is hella unacceptable, like on some Tyga and Kylie Jenner Weird levels. 56:45 FREAKY FRIDAY!!! Ya'll men really out here on all fours getting sucked from behind? 1:00:50 Speaking of Cow Milking...Breastfeeding and Dirty Celebrities. Freaky Friday Night on Twitch www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Come by for some laughs and scares with us. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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1 Ep.73 Does the First Amendment got a "Shut Up" DLC? 1:00:44
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1:00:44Why is that the Summer heat wants to show up in the LAST month. Between the 90 degree heat and crazy rainfall. I'm content with staying in the house for a few more weeks, especially the way the media is hyping up this, what...Gamma Beta Delta Variant Covid whatever DLC version released. I'll mask back up, I'm just not ready to deal with people who just can't mind their business. Everybody ready to throw that 1st amendment meanwhile I'm ready to throw hands. Timestamps: 1:00 Intro 2:15 Friday Fright Night, every Friday on Twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r COME THRU and watch us get scared 3:15 Branch Binging: We not discussing movies we haven't watched but what about movies from the year time forgot, 2020 Greenland- Another end of the world movie where people with certain skills, survive The Hunt- Hunger Games with No Main Character until 40 min into the movie. 30:00 Only at Walmart would you see some advertising on a Escalade called Accomplished Parent Services, The Angi's list of parenting 33:00 McDonald's giving another celebrity endorsement for nasty meal combo's. First Travis Scott, now Saweetie. 36:40 Did ya'll know that The Powerpuff Girls are making a live action series. Bruh This Script was written by Gen Z Instagrammers 41:45 Creepy Cuomo No Mo!! Mans folded during his investigation and decided to just resign. Like now you EXTRA guilty My G! 50:45 "If you don't have nothing nice to say....Flex your 1st amendment because this is Merica"...FOH!! How bout STFU!!! Judging celebrity kids for their clothing choices. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Sorry ya'll, I got caught up waiting for this Donda to drop. NO YE SLANDER SHALL PROSPER THIS WAY...well to 1/2 of us. Days of Free Agency are coming to an end and the Summer is just about done. We had some time to catch up on some shows and have a house of silence for a few days. In that time... One of us had to recover from a movie for 2 days, you'll hear about it if you don't mind Spoilers. But Trust, we doing you a service with our "quick" review. Timestamps: 01:18 Intro 02:25 Branch Binging:(SPOILERS) F9...F-That whoooole movie. Skip to 21:00 if you're into avoiding spoilers F-Boy Island, it's like the bachelorette plus a choker chain and case of Herpes 30:29 WHAT ARE THESE NAMES BRUH!!! That sounds like the Wifi passowrd My Guy! 36:43 Bored In the House cause We In the House Kid-less 38:30 Did NY just forget about Creepy Cuomo? Mans has cases against him and just been low in the media lately. 46:00 Don't call me with a textable answer, On gawd Imma be mad on this phone call if I answer. Never had to deal with "harassment" from job hunting before 52:55 AND WE STILL NOT DONE SLANDERING F9!! 55:10 Ok we done: Outro!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Our week was going nice and lovely, until these music festivals started jumpin...or bussin bussin. So lemme just apologize now...for my rant(Ryan). Opinions are like buttholes right...we all got em, BUT! (no pun intended) some opinions smell like straight dookie and shouldn't be presented to the public unless you can talk to the slander that comes with it. Why can't we go ONE year without hearing that men are just being nasty nasties? A whole gaming company/division that focuses on MMO games, getting harassment charges against. Bunch of horny nerds with money. TimeStamps: 01:20 Intro: I think? 02:23 Branch Binging: We still got a backlog of movies and shows to finish, until then we came across some nasty homes, Filthy Fighters is Hoarders without the baby steps. I ain't ever see Hoarders turn into Love & Hip-hop (which we didn't watch yet) The Encore is finally getting to the end and the Girl Group still don't have one song done. 13:15 Marriage gonna give you some Monogamy... Keeping the man/woman monogamous however is the hard part if intimacy is a chore. Got a lil personal in these 2 topics. 23:30 You leave ya phone face down or face up around you're other half? What if you wake up and your phone isn't the way you left it. How does your trust feel?. 28:55 If we get a shutdown going again in the US or North America at that, I'm blaming these big ol 3 day long concerts going on. Mass crowds just all huddle together. 31:14 DaBaby/TI has got to be the epitome of like heterosexual masculine ego that holds the world back from progressing on equality...so they can kick rocks. (Excuse my rapid response...ish got me HAWT) Nasty Ass Nerds at Activision 39:19 Cancel culture in Realtime, in the span of like 3 days Alysha watched the unifying of a community come together to tell a man he was wrong for embarrassing a woman for her attire. 48:01 Never thought I would see the movie "Junior" come to reality. TLC has a show with a trans-couple dealing with pregnancy. Imagine being a male accused of shoplifting clothes under your shirt but you're actually 8 months pregnant. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
(Title reference: No More Parties In LA, It Is Ye season) We back with another long one, had a interesting week...or a dull interesting week idk. We've practically watched the Summer go by with all these random rainy days that's been happening the past few weeks. Got us feeling like we live in the UK it's been so gloomy. Timestamps 01:30 Sinkholes and Intros 3:15 Branch Binging, Typical slacking from us. We got movies to watch still but yet we still watch reruns consistently. The Encore saved all the drama and fights for the final episodes. My Wife and Kids pretty much was my fatherhood/husband role as we were dating. 13:15 Divorce Simulator 2021, Kids split up into two different households is weird and I wouldn't be ready for it. 17:18 Oh we painting nails up in here? I can't imagine how this conversation would've been if I asked my dad this. 22:59 Are we cancelling this Summer too? Got Spring droppin hella Tropical Storm Series mixtapes, and Covid out here getting Gamma blast from Bruce Banner and all that. Let's just stay inside....again. 28:30 Facebook and social media in general can get you caught up in your hive mind. Sharing insensitive post without any remorse or ground to stand on is instant unfriend for me. 38:31 Kicking Ourselves for missing out on episode 69 but hearing stories from sex workers just sounds, exhausting lol. Ya'll ever hear of Pegging? 48:26 If you were to start over witha new relationship, could you deal with holding off sex until marriage? Cuz we can go right down to city hall my G. 57:25 Made it this far? No Well here's what you missed, Friday Fright Night on Twitch. We'll be playing some Blair Witch horror game, the link is: http://www.twitch.tv/cookiemobst3r Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
The title isn't mean't to be some deep thinking s#$%. Just think about the last commercial you seen exaggerating some food or cleaning product. Reality tv shows...you them thangs is lightly scripted to follow some what of story right. Life be extra sometimes...not extra enough for some infidelity tho.. better use that incognito mode and go somewhere private. Timestamps: 01:20 Intro 02:41 Branch Binging Cramming...yeah I didn't want to write BBC. We gonna watch Black Widow soon due to password sharing, Reality TV show recaps: The Encore and Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta, Who is thinking these commercials is real life scenarios? 28:20 Talk shows from our parents, compared to our trash talk shows now...them joints was weak. We old now? 37:50 Sadly our cheating level only is on High school level so this is was from "some" research between stats and some friends. 41:30: Don't be out here cheating with co-workers now, That's a whole different territory Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
How was everybody's 4th Celebrating this "Independence" day? Nobody lost fingers? Burnt ya eyebrows, lacefronts or houses right? Cool, cool I tell you what tho... We bout done with these loud M-1000's going off in our neighborhood every 45 min. We aint that old to hate fireworks but nah ya'll handling Call of Duty explosives on that side. Anyways Timestamps: 01:35 Intro 06:10 Branch Binging, where do we start? From the Twins showing they Gemini signs on The Encore, or all the mature cast members on the new season of Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta... or how about couples who move their ex's in with them? 25:03 Are we growing up now? Just had our first house cookout/gathering for the 4th of July. 28:30 Now I know we joke and say we old, but now we feel old talking about we tired of these fireworks. They started like June 20th 10am and still going on every 45 min practically. 32:10 You ever have somebody watch fire and be all cool, calm and collective...that was my dad watching me panic as I was grilling. 38:40 Random Thought but...Celebrity arguments gotta be weird AF Bro. How can you be Jay-Z and the words "I'm arguing with Beyonce" come out of your mouf?? 46:08 Tiger King out here catcalling Straight men for a bachelor-esque series....Fam don't be whispering in my ear, smelling good trying to swoon my Mojo! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Well Summer is here officially and the hot and humid days is keeping everybody inside to stay cool even with outside being back opened. I mean I'm only speaking from our perspective but for real though, kids ain't trying to play outside with the game time available all day. Things may change after the Fourth of July who knows. We did some binging this week and actually SOME is kind of a understatement. The nostalgic vibes from this week has been real but It's also funny how the universe works in mysterious ways. Timestamps: 03:45 Verzuz Battle hit us in the nostalgia feels, Bow wow Vs SouljaBoy. 07:50 Branch Binging and we did some binging. Starting from BET "The Encore" To stressing out from Cheap people. 18:12 We had to find out all the Britney Spears love going on watching the New York Times doc on her story. 28:20 How we let Bill Cosby out when mans has a list of 40+ Women accusing him of being a creep over the stem of 50 years!!! 34:25 There's gotta be a connection with Big and Tall men having nice handwriting yet short/ skinny dudes got the penmanship of a 8 year old. 40:10 Fourth of July is this weekend, let's bet on how many dumb viral videos we see this weekend that causes injuries. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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(Mad I'm doing this over cuz it didn't save and the episode is live in an hour🤦🏽♂️) Ooooh They're Back!!! Did it feel like along time? Cause I thought it felt like a whole month if Imma be honest. Felt like all 15 of the listeners (Lowkey it's like a good 35 consistent) missed hearing the silly takes on life from these 2. Every Friday be sure to look out for new episodes and soon visuals on Youtube. Timestamps 01:41 Almost forgot how to do this intro thing 04:00 I know Rihanna said to Work, Work, Work but working multiple jobs was never in our bag, kudos to those that love the workforce. 05:50 Branch Binging, still watching Falcon and Winter Soldier. Sporadically so I mean, is that binging? Movie universes get too convuluted and it ruins the immersion with movies. 14:13 Driving for Grubhub was like playing Crazy Taxi and I hate that these restaurants done got with the delivery services too easily. 20:55 The Game of marriage comes with No Gameshark(Cheating) Discussing the levels to calling it quits/ relating to celebrity marriages. 30:00 Could the Smith's (Will and Jada) create a new generation of Open Marriages, they Open-Open with it. 37:15 Horniness shouldn't equal insecurities when it comes to Porn, However.... Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
What a week it's been for us in the Branch Home. From the Highs from our oldest graduating, to being a intern Uber driver and then running into the devil in disguise. The devil part we didn't find out until we finished with the violin panhandler's. Some of the things you just can't make up, like solicitors being put in their place by their colleague. Take a listen, oh by the way...episodes are going to be released on Fridays from here on out...yes one episode but look at the duration!? UPDATE: Yeah so this Violin Joseph and Mary thing, it's a scam going on in the US right now, I'll post another violin player on the Facebook page/Instagram. You be the judge. Timestamps: 01:09 Therapy session talk...how did we even get started on this? 03:13 Just Branch Binging recapping out of the blue about therapy shows and annoying cinameatopgraphy for some shows. 07:40 Our oldest graduated and heading to middle school now, we not ready for the teenager life yet, this all happened too soon and sudden. 13:34 The diversity of attire we seen at the graduation made Ryan mad the whole time because he always wanted to wear what he wanted and his mom never let him. 15:55 Thought we was off the graduation talk but apparently, Ly's eyes were on judgement mode with attire and spotted some commando crack...that's some Labia Levi's 21:24 Podcast changes again, maybe for good? May be for, the Good? 23:00 Ryan don't work for Uber but people were assuming he did and the devil was riding in the backseat...along with an angel and Anxiety. 30:00 Ironically the same day Alysha right'd Ryan's wrongs running into Violin Joseph and Mary. 36:35 We still don't know Who is Destiny's Child? Yet she can't deal with a man's pay period or the fact that he can't call his mom frequently. 47:05 Having a driveway doesn't not help when trying to avoid door solicitors, This may be the only time that Ryan may vote locally. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Don't mind the provocative title until you get to the point of the episode hahaha. Felt gross writing that "haha" cause you know it's easier just typing lol and the point will still be the same. You know, media has portrayed the dying spark in marriages alllllll the time growing up. You would hear remarks about "special thing again" and the women would always remark about some sort of milestone..it ain't right but that's discussed today. Timestamps 01:10 Ya'll remember that time they tried to shift everybody's zodiac sign? 02:15 Branch Binging is BACK...I think, we finally started Falcon and Winter Soldier, more than likely gonna finish it tomorrow. 05:45 Alysha is recovering from being a passenger on a road trip, how you exhausted and you wasn't even driving? Is this part of Adulting too? 09:30 Our kids will inhale food, and claim that they didn't even know it was available in the kitchen. 12:32 Inviting guests to your wedding and expecting them to pay to be in attendance...is wild. The allure of weddings don't make sense at the end of the day. 17:15 No Freaky Friday but I think the hype of birthday sex is overhyped thanks to mainstream music but the future of celebratory sex is peeking over the horizon. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Is summer here already? Maaaan I know we wanted some heat in upstate NY but 90+ degrees already?! While trying to avoid being outside as much as possible we've been having a interesting week so far. Kids...if you have them, the parenting game has CHANGED! The sickos ain't fearing Chris Hansen in these streets no more so they are online hiding. Iight lemme get off this Batman blog rant and get on with the timestamps. 02:05 Getting adjusted to the new seating 02:25 Branch Binging, Alysha is still watching Bad Girls Club so she wakes up choosing violence. Somehow we got caught up watching old How to Catch a Predator reruns with these sick Idiots!! 09:40 Ryan's getting tired of these celebrity boxing matches. They doing it for the look and money and it's nasty. 14:10 Cold feet or just a man/woman that wants to enjoy the single life? Friends got wedding's being cancelled. Marriages just make the best scapegoats sometimes....SOME TIMES 22:35 Some funny family drama going on here when ya kids are trying to delegate their punsihment durations. Mans is not a bargaining man. 25:10 Times were "safer" when it was just "Don't get in the car with strangers". NOW! kids can be bribed/lured too easily out in these streets. 30:00 Since when did things get locked down *clink Clink* at Walmart? Things like ink and Apple chargers. 35:25 Tuh you think cart blocking is bad, you ever have people walk into you constantly and EXPECT you to move? SHEESH!!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I don't think we've ever watched a show, and turned our adulting/parenting mind on. BGC used to be a train wreck you wanted to watch. NOW...we just want to watch and shake our heads. We getting old, I mean doesn't help that our birthdays are like right after another to double down on our feelings but at this point, we're embracing the adult life because we couldn't see us at 40 picking our kids up from daycare...that's too old baby love. Timestamps: 01:35 Ly is showing her Boomer side getting annoyed with internet terminology. 02:50 Branch Binging...We started watching Bad girls Club out of the blue, Ryan's parenting is showing when watching it cause he can not deal with the young women on the show. 05:00 Alysha spent some time this weekend out at bachelorette party, Ryan was on Daddy duty and survived, thanks to Grubhub. 08:20 Time moves different AF when on vacation, the time moves slow but the days go by too fast. We haven't met one person who would prefer a hotel bed/shower over their own. 11:25 If 30 is the new 20, then ya'll can have these random joint aches. That growth window from 18-29 is a looooong process before some adult maturity shows. 15:56 Just when we thought Ryan hated the English language...he heard how Water is pronounced in France...sorry France but how you use "EAU" for an American Letter. Did you know that people once believed that words had some sort of witchcraft power that could cast spells. 20:03 For somebody defending Gemini's so much, Ryan almost forgot about his birthday, could 32 be the death of immature Ryan, doubt it. 23:20 Listen after 2020, we gotta stop calling it "Unemployed" There is a job for everybody and them jobs is lowkey waiting on YOU, therefore it's in YOUR hands to give your time to that job, get you out of the Free Agency Pool Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It really isn't easy trying to take titles from your favorite songs and make podcast titles that reflect on the episode...so this was the best shot. STOCKS!!! Who got them AMC stocks? Best get you some Blackberry for the low before they tech go up in 2022 *not financial advice cuz we don't know nothing* A few people made an investment...while others around us continue to report the annual game of "Fireworks or Gunshots?" in the neighborhood. Timestamps: 01:30 Stumbling over the intro and it's been how many episodes now? 02:35 Maaan there ain't no Branch Binging, ain't nobody suggesting no good shows lately, 03:11 Ryan's been losing track of time sitting up in this office now, back to the night owl days. 04:25 Ooooh buddy AMC was going UP!!! We don't know nothing about it but we know that green means good. 09:18 How bout that segue? Nah but this Ring app is starting to drive us crazy now with this lil neighborhood watch page. Oh and it apparently it's "Mutual Combat"…but semantics *shrug*. Another bad segue….Texas and their nasty-man laws. 16:45 Family secrets always come out in explosions at the most positive family gatherings. 21:00 You ever see shade thrown on Facebook from a well known relationship and just start reading through the lines…that things getting rocky. Will and Jada are the reasons why Ryan couldn't leave facebook before the podcast started. 27:00 Some Mo Florida stories, Florida man versus his pet iguana…man claims self defense. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Maaan Imma keep it 100 wit ya'll .... a whole thou-wow....A Bean. I ain't in the mood to fill out this description right now. Feeling like how I'm feeling, I don't know people could be just angry all the time...too exhausting. I'll do you this tho... Time stamps: 01:40 Gemini Season is in effect and Ryan is not feeling it right now. 02:34 No Branch Binging but that ain't nothing new, Ryan shares his take on Mental Health Month and dealing with anxiety and depression. Sharing work stories and the lack of socializing on social media. 11:05 Trying new things can be overwhelming but old things feel bland, with streaming and gaming in the free time. It sucks playing games by yourself all the time, or the same game again and again. 17:45 Only in Florida would a wealthy entitled privilege male would try to flex a big bill for a group…and say he's a he Big Steppa….maaaaan. If you don't split that bill. 22:52 If you also in Florida for any concerts, better be vaccinated cuz the promoters got the tax tactics down there. Scamming life is REAL, too bad neither one of them want to risk it. 25:45 Why So Serious? Nah like for real tho. Why be serious? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Just trying to keep it PG but nah he'll admit that he has some basic b**ch needs in life but so what. Besides that...the normalcy world is weird man. We ain't ever see so much incentive to push some people to work but here we are. Welcome to america, ain't even gonna make that autocorrect there in that spelling. Just strange times we living in, other than that: Timestamps 03:30 Our kids and their terminology…Ryan sees where it comes from. The kids never think they never in the wrong. 05:50 Ryan's working on a lil twitch thing/Facebook Gaming channel but never mind that, we finally hit the 1,000 downloads milestone after 60 episodes!!! Let's GO!!! 07:30 Branch Binging ain't been like it used to BUT, it should go back to normal during this Free Agency. Trailers just be doing too much also. 11:36 Days are just blended too well together but going out in the public with the mask lifting from the CDC is a gamble on judgmental looks from everybody. 13:20 Creepy Cuomo giving out incentives for the youngins out here…is it for the parents orrrr?? Incentive is the new word for Spring by the way. 15:30 Ly is seeing how weird people are getting discussing the privacy of being vaccinated or even which one they chose. We almost at herd immunity in the US so trying to jam the importance of vaccinations is getting redundant I guess. 21:40 We know that jobs are in dire need of workers, but going to the extent of creating incentives to get workers is crazy. Still won't increase pay tho, also the jobs that are ALWAYS hiring. Got you taking a test and hearing no call back. 28:45 Who authorized these extra letters ass short names like for real for real, ALSO who decided to use these names in other areas. Honestly, Truly….oh and you can refer to us as Quincy and Stacey now…we're friends now I guess. 32:11 🤦🏽♀️Alysha will no longer buy random lunches for Ryan again…without asking. His taste buds just won't allow him to have IT!🤦🏽♂️ Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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The Free agency life is hard, like being home and dealing with OTHER parts of society ain't the wave. I was fine seeing the same 16 people everyday but this going to the store or talking to the neighbor everyday is exhausting. So let's take it up a notch! We waited all the way up to the weekend to finally go out for our Anniversary. Decided to the try out the casino that opened closer to our home for the first time. Let's just say once again.....movies be lying. Timestamps: 01:25 Trying to get adjusted to some new subtle changes in the room. Ryan spent a good 8 hours in this office. 03:32 Branch Binging, Laaaawd we falling off on some shows ya'll to the point where we just watching old movies from the 2000's. Has Gen Z seen these movies? They quick to cancel something with cancel culture. 08:15 We got a whole Bermuda Triangle on this lawn. Think of anything in ya house you want to get rid of…70% chance it'll be gone within an hour on our lawn. 11:20 Ryan gets Craigslist Catfish'd getting a Computer, also gets a new friend. 15:11 Date night at the Casino ain't the best plan if one of you study in the arts of Frugality. Watching the money on every slot machine hurts. 25:03 How is it that our parents, just always got things in stock in the house. Cleaning supplies, Band-aids, toothpaste. They just know things…and Birthdays!! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Everybody wants a marriage like the Obamas, the Carters but what about the Szalinkski's? You gotta be a real patient woman to be dealing with that husbands antics. Shrinking the kids tho? Nah thats instant divorce but nope...ya'll done blew up a baby and shrunk ya selves. Diane didn't leave....nope she stuck around like a true rock. Lemme stop rambling on, this is a marriage episode if you want to phrase it that way. Timestamps: 01:55 Enjoying some free agency with some yard work. 03:25 Speaking of Free Agency, Ryan's ready to go on a rant but gotta wait, just trying to say my piece during Mental Health Awareness month. 05:21 Branch Binging, We just watching rocky couples on tv now, like not full reality tv couples but…in a way. Ever hear of Bar Rescue? How bout Marriage Rescue? 09:40 A Little Freaky Friday story from our past, Ryan can't do blindfolds in the bedroom. Threesome thoughts create horror movies. 12:10 Third Threesome story (See what I did there?) I can't imagine jumping out a window to dodge some hands and feet being thrown….and honestly. Wifey would be outnumbered lol. 15:45 We been together for such a long time, Ly wanted to find some "advice columns" to help some new couples or what have you, buuuuut Ryan wanted to find some filth. 18:00 There isn't any "short" stories but this is what happens when you're too Naïve and Nice. Men/Women you gotta read the butterfingers when it comes to asking for the phone. 23:54 …who would've seen that coming? Insert gasp here. Don't let the work husband/wife try to get you with that temptation. 34:05 Ah man wanted to save this one for another episode, but it was a horrible conclusion. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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It looks like Winter finally done made it's exit in Upstate NY. Starting to feel nice out and with the nice weather, means less time inside. Had some outings going on and we done seen't some things. Our bodies ain't ready for the overwhelming normalcy coming back but we getting there. Timestamps 02:30 Starting to finally feel nice out, we really only have Summer and Winter 03:00 Branch Binging, had to call a sick day on this one. Had the lil one home and I was nursing a returning injury. At this point I'm abusing our free day and wanna play some games. 07:42 This is how you know we been in the house too long, another trip to get a battery replaced… Ryan wasn't getting in line this time, so window shopping it is cause he is Frugal Kruger like "Where's them discounts B***h!" but one of our son's want to shop tho. 11:45 Did ya'll know if you live in the Maryland area or West Virginia, you could make some money just to get fully vaccinated? What in the hell is Upstate NY giving out? I know NYC got some incentives. 15:02 Birthday parties hit different when it's for a lil kid. As adults….we got whole plans to make an exit and moves to let the hosts know WE MADE OUR APPERANCES…nah we was practically showing people where the bathroom was located. 18:45 Today we learned that idle Ly is bad for us. She gets to the observing….and pointing out Maury babies. Those episodes used to frighten us as young teens thinking bout us as parents. 23:00 Imagine the Key and Peele episode with the sweat coming out of Jordan's head…that was Ryan FOR.NO.REASON! Seeing female friends around his wife. 26:15 Random texts lead to Troll Catfish'n. All fueled by my wife and mother at this party. 35:00 We def reached our quota on being out and about this weekend, y'all will see us in public come 2022. 36:08 Is you grilling? Or is you cooking? Cause you will see men READY TO GRILL!! When the sun is hot. Finally solved who mom's were slaving(ying) over in those hot kitchen's back in the day. 39:23 If Joe Budden is beefing with his co-host then at least I can try to right? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
As we count down to the days of some employment freedom, lets honestly think about the joke of the work system. The paycheck to paycheck lifestyle shouldn't exist no more. Ya know I'm on not gonna get on this rant right now because I went off on this topic off mic...then needed a nap. However we had a slow week and I'm just dragging ass in these final days at work so let's get into the episode. Timestamps 02:02 Branch Binging, Oof Jupiter's Legacy on Netflix was interesting. Interesting to the point where Ryan must finish it during bathroom time. Gonna be hard to watch Falcon and Winter Soldier after all this gore and "realism" from JL and Invincible. 06:50 Couples Therapy on Showtime got like REAL Couples… it's intense of a show to watch and to actually know that a therapist, has a therapist when struggling with helping others. Watch it with your other half, makes it humorous. 13:13 With vaccines reaching almost all age demographics in the US. Are you ready to go without wearing mask in public places? We might hold on to ours for a few more months but we for wearing a mask when sick tho. 19:53 Scam Likely has been hitting me up like crazy lately and I'm bout sick of hearing these extended warranty calls or telling me my non-existent bank account is been in fraud recently. 22:54 If you gotta go out of your way to post on social media that "People need to go and get off unemployment and get one of these out of high school jobs"… you're just miserable at your own job B. The whole work 80+ hrs and min. wage scam is nasty in this country frfr. 34:02 These door to door school district poll people have been driving us crazy but we had this random dude pull up and Lysha got shook like Mr. Isley just showed up. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Why do I do this to myself 🤦🏽♂️, that title. It was a MISTAKE!! no I not like I actually did that, well I mean there was a time when I was 11 but that's not the point. Ok so Mother's day passed this weekend and just so happened to fall on our recording day so my co-host was ready to just sit in silence. She wanted a whole day off but I begged and lucky enough I got her laughing to come thru in the clutch. Time Stamps: 01:18 Co-host feeling High and Mighty tonight, ain't wanna help do the time stamps. 02:40 Branch Binging, On a superhero high in this house right now since I finished Invincible, now we watching Jupiter's Legacy and it's interesting so far. Still gotta watch Falcon and Winter Soldier. Rugrats is coming back and Ly ain't happy about it. 08:53 Men vs Women, when it comes to making plans or hanging out with friends, make it make sense? Us men don't want to go but we "can't" go cuz…ya know 🙄 15:22 This whole ordeal happened like 40 min before recording and she won't let it go. It's a Branch genes thing…. 24:13 The comments said they wanted more singing…nah they didn't but Ly peeping some comments she don't like *Chief Keef voice* 29:40 Ordering from Starbucks requires a few sessions of duolingo, some cryptocurrency and a name less than 5 letters. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Looks like that static 8 look is causing some heads to turn, in a good way for Lysha. Ryan announced that he's ready ready to leave his job and can no longer watch 600 lb life. Now that we Vaxxed up, Ly got all the symptoms from the vaccine. At one point will it be a requirement for people at a certain age to have retake a driver test? Ngl, I'm too shleepy to do a whole description. Timestamps: 01:30 Ooo we a lil out of it for some reason but…ya boy done put in his 2 weeks from his Drama filled job. 02:30 Branch Binging, I peeped this lil Documentary about the personality test that I'm sure we've all seen when applying for jobs. Ya know the whole "Agree, or Strongly disagree" shit. I'm sorry I ain't mean Intervention, but I mean't 600 lb life. This show MUST BE STOPPED!!! 12:28 Moderna folded Lysha up like she got beat with a Twisted Tea for 24 hrs. I kept trying to find words of comfort but it was not helping since I was fine from the Pfizer. 18:11 Men vs Women Compliments hit different…I wouldn't know. I just don't know how to reply to well to compliments. 25:30 Maybe this driver didn't have her glasses on…or nah she was just old AF and clearly needs to take a road test again. 30:52 Spankings from our childhood. Could it be harmful to adulthood? Granted this is dated study of this article but I could see how that could lead to problems…later in life. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It feels like it's been a minute since we had to do a "one-sided" episode. Yeah meaning one of us didn't do their homework over the weekend. Probably because she didn't wear her glasses at all this past weekend too. Y'all I just learned that my wife "can't read" without her glasses, never knew you could be illiterate without the use of spectacles. Ok I'm not good with dad jokes ok, lemme get a fanny pack aka clout chaser and we'll see how them jokes hit then. Time Stamps: 01:31 Yeah… I think we doing special Intro's now 02:10 Branch Binging, we setting up to start Falcon and Winter Soldier but we rewatched Mortal Kombat with our kids and together…the 2nd viewing didn't help my verdict on it. 03:10 It was a loud Friday, got our roof done and you would think muhlovers was doing cartwheels on that bih. 04:15 Don't let nobody who wears glasses, tell you they don't need glasses. This woman is seeing invisible dogs at the pet store. Now all of a sudden she wants to allude that I don't like dogs as much as cats. 07:05 Lemme explain my new disdain for dogs ok…this applies to the people who have "fur Babies" A D-a ANIMAL shouldn't be a logical reason why you can't come to work. 09:35 Now I gotta explain this physical story, I can't do a split but I've done enough physical therapy growing up to know my balance. 12:27 If asked why are recording days get changed or extended…it's cause SOME of us need some MORE time. So allow me to vent 13:25 We still using color contacts like it's 2006? Just STOP! Give it up! 17:22 Almost all of us had a uncle or dad who back in the day, would wear a kangol hat and a Motorola BT headset all day and not be on any calls. Millennials doing the same thing with airpods and it's frustrating. 19:10 Just gonna make me quit my job and tell me to work for Grubhub…that's crazy. Accidental eavesdropping. 24:40 Meanwhile as she is ragging on me for my dirty car, she's slacking on her one task for the show…Time stamps. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
With the country nearing that herd immunity deadline, it's bout time to start looking at the thought of hanging out again. What about friends from work...some of y'all of a fan of this or just keep it a colleague level? How many levels is there to this thing called "Friendship", ya got peers, acquaintances, co-workers, colleagues, .....can ya even list attractive friends of the opposite sex? That's a whole nother topic to get into that we discuss . Time Stamps: 01:27 Wasn't expecting these new intro's?! 01:43 Gemini ENERGY!!! I be lovin battle rap but Lysha be ruining it for me sometimes 03:12 Since the last episode we haven't started anything yet but somehow we got back to our Investigation Discovery, we got caught up watching this lifetime movie twist in American Monster. 07:07 Ryan can't hang out with any colleagues from work…there's reasons why of course. Hanging out with the opposite sex outside of work…fan or nah? 10:28 Excuse the horrible clip editing, here's the "laymen's terms" of why men/women can't vibe with the opposite sex presented by Steve Harvey. 14:01 Having attractive friends of the opposite sex just sounds like a set up for drama…later in life. It's not that I don't want to chill with colleagues but I feel like it's slim pickings out there in that friendship pool. 19:30 Freaky Friday Pro-Tip for us men out there, track your significant others monthly cycle. Plan YA OWN monthly cycle 'AROUND" hers KING. On a side note tho, yo the world is sick for charging women for feminine products like they got a choice. 23:42 You ever just hear somebody say a phrase…then you come home start using it in your vocabulary. Now the questioning begins…WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM? WHO YOU BEEN AROUND?? 26:50 Michael Winslow…not Wilson….drinks be hittin by this point but from Police Academy movies was prob the reason I do weird voice sfx. 27:55 Fam, I don't know why she let me sing so long 🤦🏽♂️…Gemini Energy 🤷🏽♀️ 30:30 Alysha had one topic written today….and her one topic was that she NEEDED to duck away from me. For privacy…when I haven't seen her in like 9 hrs. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Oooooh boy this is a Branch Binge episode...and hey look at that. It's the 50th Episode too...this is by happen stance but at this point let's just call it a milestone episode. So 50th episode we watched "Them", Mortal Kombat and Godzilla vs Kong (I know finally) Before Ly passes out awkwardly on this here bed.. Time Stamps: 02:03 Branch binging I mean let's get into it, we finished Them, watched Mortal Kombat and Godzilla vs Kong. 03:12 Let's Start with "Them", (not)Great telling of The Great Migration times….it just left us feeling a lil judgy around wypipo now. 10:08 Mortal Kombat left us feeling a way. We had to watch it …Verzuz style? Lol we watched party it and talked via text. Protagonist shirt, designed by Versace 20:48 I'm mad I relied on Facebook's response to kill my hype, Godzilla vs Kong was Dope. Thiccums Zilly beat Kong's ass tho…BUT! Godzilla got sonned by the end. 25:18 J&J or Johnson & Johnson is hittin the streets again, and that vaccine got some advice from Kevin Samuels himself…they holding off from giving it to women for the moment. 29:10 Why are wypipo so fascinated with black people's hair? Honestly? Ly had an encounter this week..usually happens for me if I do any change to my hair at work. 34:10 Some Family "issues" She gonna stop saying I'm dramatic….I just Theatric…*bows* nah but I'm type animated. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
With the week being a tension filled one with the George Floyd trial wrapping up to a guilty verdict and other police violence going on. It's still a challenge to stay positive....but it was also 4/20 week so we hope some of y'all celebrated legally or illegally I don't care lol. Ly came across some more Facebook relationship drama, speaking of relationships. How do some of y'all with in-laws address them? Mom and Dad....also on relationships. Keeping the spark alive doesn't come along with warnings like tearing ya meniscus. Time Stamps 02:01 Branch Binging, I'm low key bout to stay up till midnight to catch a peek at the Mortal Kombat movie. Movie remakes…I can deal with because they been doing it since the 50's but remaking or re-recording music…that's a different story. Peep J. Holiday- Bed and H-Town- Knocking the boots. 05:07 While we're on Branch Binging, Intervention should've been shown in schools cause this show has given me the perspective that…I'm ok with just smoking weed. 08:18 Don't know where to start with on our topics but once again FB relationships and dirty laundry. We shouldn't feel invested in other couples problems but muhlovers be lookin like clowns in public when they're together. 13:30 We're all for change but…the change has to be as noticeable as the racism…or does that only apply to apologies cause weak ass apologies don't do it for me. It ain't easy to look at the person the same way when their past is exposed. 19:45 I'm trying to create some words to get submitted to the dictionary, whenever some citrus juice gets in ya eye…ya ass got orbisculated. 23:23 Although I do hate phrasing "in-laws" when referencing my other parents, I don't know how I feel about just saying Mom and Dad. 25:32 Listen, I have never gotten rug burn before in my 31 years of living. Here we are trying to keep the "spark still alive" and not realizing that there is Wear and Tear on parts on this path of sparking. Whole meniscus all sore n ish. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Just turn off ya Tv for awhile cause there ain't nothing good showing on it I promise you. I mean that's what we been doing seeing as we only pay for Wee-Fee but that's besides the point. We been on our Home Improvement ish lately at home and my wife thinks I'm bout to break my neck or ankles to hang up some pictures...tuh. Not much for the description but...Gucci, Versace, Fendi...all that expensive stuff is just unnecessary for real for real...when you're a parent lol I do wish I could've saved that image of that Gucci model tho. Time Stamps: 02:50 Had to take a moment with Branch Binging with "Them" cause we still haven't reeled back from that episode. We will be watching Mortal Kombat this week when it comes out tho since we dubbed Godzilla Vs Kong. 07:10 Do ya'll remember the lesson of Cause and Effect in school? Well I had to be butt of jokes this weekend with some Home Improvement. 11:55 Kevin Samuels had Alysha STEAMING listening to some highlights of his, calling some women Flexible 6's. 19:40 I mean't expensive AF but shhhhhhit but the concept of "Faking it till you Make it" seems wild as a parent. We ain't old but WHY and WHEN did social media likes drive people to go broke for attention. 22:03 Ah man I don't know why I pulled these High End Fashion clothes up, Ya'll social media celebrities/rappers is buggin even if they knock-off…The Gucci model took us out tho 😂😆😂 28:18 Back when Twitter wasn't so public, in like 2015 there was a stripper named Zola who posted a whooooole long thread bout her crazy nights with this white stripper. Now it's a movie coming out soon. 30:21 ALIENS….BEAM ME UP!!! This country is Wild'n right now with the shootings going again, I wish I had a Florida to disregard all these things but it's all in the media. 33:06 Some artists songs don't be hittin no more after you find out they got a whole ass family at home, I'm talking wife/husband and kids. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
As I was sitting in the office slowly turning into my father watching documentaries and dozing off. I remembered it's recording day, if I nap now. I'm Out! So BOOM! We gotta get the recording but we also had to finish the episode of Them that we fell asleep on....that was a mistake. We could've skipped the one just like everybody skipping the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Ah man this was one of those episodes that we record and I'm wide awake once I'm done editing, HIGH ENERGY!!! Time Stamps: 02:10 Adding some new Tings for the pod and Branch Binging, we traumatized after Episode 5 of Them. I don't know how we gonna proceed but it was rough, they could've cut that scene out. 07:12 How did I miss that bar about Johnson and Johnson, I would've taken my chances with a Firestone Tires Vaccine first before J&J. Get ya rep up before you submit anything else to the FDA. 12:52 Some how we got back to the show Intervention but some of these drunks be getting us cracking up. 14:45 Voldemort is that muhfxcker's name in this house!! Honestly tho like look at a triangle…strong structure…like the letter A. Found out where my disdain for a name comes from. 26:18 No Florida Friday stories but some Freaky? Friday things…This goes back to running to social media for advice. Reddit will have topics started and updates which are always funny.(She read the rest of the story after we finished and started dying so I had to add it in) Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ah man, Gah Damn....So we been going back to our usual recordings since the news has been depressing as hell. Now all of the sudden she forgot our format...WhatInTheHelllll is going on. We had a lil break from the kids...for a day as their Spring Break came to an end. We hype they back in school but I'm ready to just be at home now and stop going to work feeling undervalued. Time Stamps: 01:10 Some song verses/chorus's just gotta be coming from the most random conversations 02:38 Spring Break is OVA!!!! Parents…we survived another week of no school. 04:25 Fam I had this WHOOOOLE thing mapped out to discuss Branch Binging…and she creates confusion and talk semantics. 12:28 Work burnout is REAL! I ain't trying to be at no job where I feel no value..so I gotta weigh my options. 16:37 24 hours without kids and we just become grown kids ourselves. We stayed in most of the time but the next time…we gonna go out and be some Grown-ass kids at a Casino prob. Mom PTSD is real tho…if I don't want to go to the store, I'm not going. 22:58 This feels…TELLING 🤔 Ly feels like a kids whenever her parents come around… I ain't feel that way since I moved upstairs from my parents. 27:25 For a second there I almost regretted getting my mom a iPhone and sharing my location with her 30:34 Colleges in the country are making it a requirement to be vaccinated before stepping on campus. 33:00 Found some Florida news…of course it's crazy news. A student and child of Professor Snape is bugging behind a wheel…stick to the Flying Nimbus. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Another episode for a Friday and honestly...been in a mind fog lately after a crappy work week getting the best of my anxiety. I needed some time at home with my family during their Spring Break. Today was a good day upstate weather wise so we did some Family Tings. Other than that, you ever come across a random recommended video on youtube and end up in a rabbit hole of videos on the toilet? Ended up leaving that bathroom 45 min later with numb butt cheeks and the thought that...Gen Z kids got some entitlement issues. Time Stamps: 02:15 Taking a mental health day, I swear this shit should be acceptable for PTO no If, and's or buts. 03:08 Branch Binging….Godzilla vs Kong Hype train has come to halt for me, it's getting nice out so we been out and about lately. Intervention has been our bedtime binge lately, crazy ass wypipo on this show. 07:55 Honestly we thought mental health would've been seriously affected during this pandemic and quarantines. Surprisingly people have been using this time at home to workout more and enjoying recreational activities outside. 11:05 Hitting some more parenting milestones, we did some family tings during the spring break. Less Wifi and more sunlight, some backyard fires and smores to end the night. 13:43 Found this a little fascinating, the CDC is saying that racism is serious health issue with the attacks on minorities in communities. It TAKES minorities fighting minorities for a group to classify racism as a public health issue…but where was this 50+ years ago. 18:18 Some of ya'll may know this but some may not and prob won't but there was a Facebook data breached where half a billion data was leaked to the black market. 20:50 Youtube family vlogs put me into a Cancel Culture Youtube rabbit hole…the amount of abuse that's put on public display is CRAZY that it takes a Gen Z to make a youtube video before authorities step in. 30:18 The one terrible goal you can put upon yourself as a parent is having the mentality that "I want my kids to have what I could never" you will never achieve this goal. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Trying to break our routine of "If we miss an episode, it's fine" mindset. Slacked on Easter night to record and upload but hey...one day behind. Man I tell you...these holidays be wearing me down every year, I think 2020 just left a bad taste in everybody's mouth of the holidays and we just got comfortable being in our homes too much. Anyways I ain't got much to put into the description, it's all in the time stamps. Time Stamps: 01:15 🙄 Random topic on this intro because I gotta prove my point, and it worked this time…but other moments…never works. The slide in the lunch booth fart sound. Holiday podding catch up and driving home sleepy 4:05 Main reason why I hate driving is because some of these drivers and these 9000k headlights n all dat. 4:55 Branch Binging, Damn we waited to watch Godzilla vs Kong and come to find out…not everybody wants to watch the movie. Instead we ended up watching Gemini Man for a lil holiday movie….HORRIBLE ASS MOVIE(sorry for discussing this 2019 movie btw) 15:10 Lemme explain…Sensory overload be getting the best of me sometimes…or maybe it's my anxiety. Either way being out makes me uncomfortable AF sometimes. 20:20 So now we talking about Saturday now…and I had plans to head out and about. NOPE!!! Ly had to come home and get my thoughts going cause she wanna cross paths with the Cartinator at Walmart. 25:33 Cuomo done flipped the switch on the New York Air…and I'm here for it. The scent of weed in the air had me jealous af driving home. 28:40 I ain't ever come across anybody using a legit metal detector in my life….but TODAY, Herbert at the park being all creepy n ish. Imma need you to be passing out flyers for missing jewelry for me to not pass judgement. 32:47 Thanks to my mom low key working on the vaccination team for Biden…Alysha bout to get vaccinated ya'll. Excuse the stray bullet with the inside joke…Imma need some answers tho to the joke, honestly I'm bout to buy a soundboard to avoid this outro BS 🤦🏽♂️ Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ya see why we had to make this a lil 2 part drama-sode lol. A whole ass visit from CPS with no other red flags besides Hearsay from a 7 yr old who also believes that he knows every hack in video games he plays. It's been a long emotional week in this home, but we love our kids and I don't scold my kids the way we was raised. Kids living in way worse conditions and yet we gotta sit at home with the bubble guts for this...just listen to the episode. Time Stamps: 01:50 Spring Break is here for the kids….another week with no school where parents have to suffer with kids that don't want to shower or brush their teeth. 03:15 Let's just pull this band-aid off…The visitor from Monday…I was all good just a week ago *Shmoney dance* 23:33 Oooook let's get off that talk before we get another visit. Spring here cuh….but Summer got it's thong out walking by. 24:45 With that being said, Creepy Cuomo is now up to 10 accusers, this one tho…Imma need some forsenics test done on this photo proof. 27:25 Coincidence now that he finally legalizes recreational weed in NYS now with it getting hot for him in the press. I don't care, I'm bout ready to start rolling up without a fuuuuuuuuuh to give, my girl! 30:27 Somehow I got like the ad syndrome of getting gender reveal stories that end in deaths coming to my phone right now. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This episode will be some what of a 2 part joint. We have a guest coming over this evening but we can't divulge too much because we want to know the outcome first. However we did go out this to actually be apart of society and spend some time with family. The way time is moving lately I feel like I need to see more family so I'm ready for a trip soon and take a small vacation from NY family. (Apologies for the audio jumps, my phone was pressing a key and causing the time stamp to freeze so the app froze a few times.) Time Stamps: 02:15 Branch Binging, We on hold at the moment until Kong vs Godzilla comes out. I'm still on my one trailer thing for movies so I've only seen very little. 04:38 We really have be abusing our Prime lately because we've had no need to go to the mall. Well we went just to go to the Apple store…what an experience. It's just been so long since we have been at the mall. 8:28 Taking a 🚽💩 at work is always a awkward first time, until you find that far away bathroom. Just pray to GAWD nobody finds you at their special bathroom. 14:18 Early Easter Games with family can get too competitive and aggressive…maybe like even have wives want to exchange husband's in a game of Uno to avoid 3 draw 4 cards. 20:17 I got my Vaccine card ready…Honestly….Truly…I love my family but daddy could use a light vacation from ya'll. Bout to hit up my brother and hit the road or fly…but Road trips with your own family just makes you feel more like an adult/parent. 24:50 Don't give me no "Exact leave time" I don’t do well with time constrictions…gets my anxiety going to be in a rush rush. 28:08 You beefin wit band-aids my guy? The society we live in now is just trying to bring everybody's accountability to light until the media gets wind of things. I'm sure people been having a issue with the color tone. 33:23 We keep discussing our Guest coming but it's not like they'll be a host. However, some podcasts changes again. Our Fridays will just be going back to this standard of life/family stories and then maybe some weird, relatable headlines/trends. 34:45 Florida gonna Florida bout every 6 hours. I know I jokingly say I'll fight kids. I'm just kidding……….. but this Florida Mom AIN'T!!! On sight! Mom just always got flue and a boxing glove in the trunk Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
If going out to the store to pick up some milk and bread was bad due to covid. Think about walking down the wrong aisle and you happen to run into a shooter. It's just...I can't discuss that stuff too much before I end up thinking of things I should've said when recording. Wifey is back to a good 90% so I can hold off on those guest cohost episodes. Time Stamps: 02:28 It's a Gift and a curse being able to watch procedures on youtube. Along with Disaster clips…nah that's def a curse thing 06:22 Besides the sad news going on in America with mass shootings happening again…I'm dealing with Women issues but I just had to vent about the hypocrisy. 08:50 America going back to being crazy tho, as much as I'm ready to go back into society…I'm gonna be scared going anywhere without the thought of a possible shooting. 13:30 I don't have much time to be out and about to be around people…and I'm okay with that. These masks have given people permission to talk ALLLL up in your space. 16:33 Why you gotta discuss The JBP man? One of my inspirations for podding and they possibly breaking up? I don’t know If I'm one to say I need space from people…but I appreciate the space I get from those people. 22:18 I'm getting Parent PTSD hearing everybody around me, give me excuses before trying things or flat out saying I can't without trying. 25:05 So 13 years ago a then 6 year old kid, picked a tulip from a public bus stop and got criminal charges for it. 27:03 Finally NY getting ready to legalize recreational weed….but why is this happening…Now? Like 3 other times, things ain't work out. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Wow, I've gotten to the point that missing a recording makes me feel like I'm missing out on something. I mean for the past few days there's been an exception, my cohost, my best friend/wife got some teeth surgery done and the pain is apparently worse than child labor. I never had teeth extracted nor have I ever been in labor so can't relate. Regardless she trooped and helped me get through for a Monday episode. Next time though...there will be a special guest via Zoom or Facetime I don't know. Time Stamps: 04:00 Branch Binging, Now that we finished WandaVision we had nothing else to watch…Until Zack Snyder's Justice League came out. Watching the one from 2017 don't even compare but prepare ya cheeks to watch a 4 hour movie..and 2 minutes. 9:10 I'm not a stat observer but we are THIIIIS close to our next milestone under just under 6 months. So I was ready to phone a friend to have a special host…or just go back and forth between mics I don't know. 12:15 With wedding season coming back into affect soon. Can somebody explain to me why is it an option to invite somebody to a wedding just to object against it. We gotta scrap once the ceremony is done my guy. 16:15 Just when you think you know somebody. I thought I knew my wife, I mean we met in middle school, dated in high school and never split since…I thought I knew my wife...and the EXTRA NUMBER OF TEEF SHE HAD!! 22:18 Imagine driving to a dentist that did surgery on ya teeth, and a few days of pain later. You go back to try to find out some answers for pain and BOOM! Place ain't there anymore. Lol jk but she going back. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
See I can come up with the title for these episodes a lot quicker, or maybe it's because the new vibe light had me in a zone 🤷🏽♀️. The Mrs. and I have been trying out easier ways to transition with the back and forth topics but also to be quiet to avoid the mics picking up a sound. So I suggested a dance and the whoa it was. Time Stamps: 01:58 Just some quick stimmy update, coivd relief went through and checks been going out this past weekend. Vaccine talk, is the streets safe safe? 05:22 Branch Binging, We've been watching Wandavision together as a family lately and our oldest son is nicknamed " S.A." or Spoiler Alert cause he will ruin movies…I swear he gets it from his uncle (My Brother). 12:46 The Reason for this episode title, we're slowly working on it but I did the whoa dance to signify our topic transition. However…Daylight Savings Time can eat one! 18:43 Oh and another Whoa…she didn't catch that one for her segue. I ain't ever deal with having teeth removed but GOLLY!!! Is she shook for this surgery on Tuesday…there will be videos. 23:30 Did ya'll know there is a "tarian" for people who only eat chicken? Called Pollotarian? Maaaan we been this as a family a good 80% of our meals…I butchered that Breaking Bad restaurant too 😂😂😁 28:26 If anybody has a "case" posting their significant other on social media…maybe that SO isn't your man and you should stop borrowing him/her. Show a Face!!! 33:31 Nah Ya Curiousity levels is peakin CRAZY HIGH during this lockdown…you need to get out this house!! 35:25 Spring Season done gave NY a trailer…but Winter came through like the FBI catching some privacy, blowing wind DISRESPECTFULLY and tossed my drone into a tree first flight. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I'm mad I sat at this title portion for like 30 minutes, I thought to hell with it. We did...OKay with our lil segues to our other news topics. I tell you, the pressure that I get...working on these damn descriptions. On to this episode tho, here we are 2nd week of March and here's what's going on...in the country I mean excluding them goof head ass Royal Family. Time Stamps: 01:51 Ebay and Amazon is like comparing ya weed dealer and a dispensary, moral of the story…don't give me no tracking number. 06:40 Covid relief went thru and hopefully coming this weekend, but between these 3 relief packages and tax season. I don't want to work anymooooore!!!! 10:52 Maaaan with this snow chapter coming to an end…I never seen somebody complain that they have to be outside, actually I never seen an adult complain. 14:20 Visualize this, ya kid said he wants a Jetpack to fly in the air and a laser gun to shoot things…you do him one better. You steal a slide for him and attach it to his bunkbed. 18:33 Creepy Cuomo Update, up to 6 women accusing him of sexual harassment. I got lost in my thought because I was thinking of another case happened where one woman's allegation was discovered to be a lie..but you know what this ain't the news 24:30 She ain't watch it…and I don't want to talk about em, but bottom line is…The Royal Family ain't been shit since THEY killed Princess Diana and unless they dropping names..I don't want to hear who said what. 29:45 This is what happens when we watch too much Investigation Discovery, morbid crime stories. It's a sick world we live in where investigations get ignored for murder. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I know it's National Women's month and all that but...some things don't need to be flip-flopped all the time for some equality. I don't see how, if it's illegal to do...how can a show be made out of it first of all. Second, I'm not sleeping Butt to butt with no Brother husband while it's my off day. She really tried to play the sexist card on me. This wasn't too much of a eventful weekend for us. I was "Sick" so you know...had to take it easy and chill. Time Stamps: 03:25 Branch Binging: It's been nothing but TV shows lately, The Proof Is Out There . Bunch of UFO recordings and all that but this one episode had me questioning the US movie and multiverse theory. 11:08 Also back to some Mormon talk with Seeking a Sister Wife , Is it sexist for Brother husbands not to exist as a show cause I plead that the men wouldn't be as spicy for TV…being the best of friends on their off days in the garage mancave. We got some movies to watch soon like Coming to America 2 , and there is a horror movie I can't remember what it was. 18:35 We really be homebody's, but I mean it was like a celebration of a year of lockdown. All the boys in the house are gamers but we finally got the mom to join us. Minecraft is her game, give that woman some Cows and a Iron Hoe and watch her start rapping ,"I got a Hoe, Hoe, I got a Hoe" 21:45 In other words…we gonna do a gaming channel soon down the line. 23:20 Damn this wasn't discussed before we recorded but let's talk about how ya kid getting in trouble in school comes off to the teachers as it's the parents fault. Still getting judged from a exaggeration from a teacher of mine when I was a kid. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Once again people don't wanna show up for Mic check so we had some technical difficulties at the start. I need to set a schedule because I'm always getting some spice when I mention some podding issues. It's FRIDAY and DAMMIT IF YOU GOT SICK HOURS USE EM !!! Especially during Tax season….tell ya job to SMD for a day or two. If you tell me that my PTO is about to be capped and it's payweek or Tax season *cough cough* muhlover! Time Stamps: 04:45- I (Ryan) Got my 2nd Covid shot, feeling fine and seeing that America is vaccinating 2 Milly daily…Herd immunity looks promising. If you fall in the phases in ya area, go get vaccinated. 12:11- Clearly we need to work on our segues, but SOMEONE didn't want to forget this, Freaky Friday shit, Pop Rocks and a Funnel in the bedroom is NOT what it means to "Add spark in the bedroom" 16:55- LIKE THIS for example, I don't want to sound all NEWSY but, Creepy Cuomo , the Gov of New York with his nasty allegations at work. People with power just feel this ego trip that guys feel when they say "Where My hug at?" 24:00- Am I the only one who gets anxiety checking their balance if 3 days or more has passed? Shhhhhit those feelings change before payday or Tax season. I be ready to cash in on some PTO. 30:00- My wife has never heard of some of the artists featured on Verzuz, but also do you know that feeling of listening to a radio voice for so long or hearing a song and then seeing the person makes you become confused. Those moments always take me by surprise. 34:45- MEN, how many times have you been woken up in the middle of the night or early next morning to see that your other half is pissed off at you because of their dream. How often do men wake up mad at their other half for infidelity in the sleep. 40:05- Last Last minute topic, two friends who work together and always mistaken for sisters ends up taking a 23 n Me kit to find out they are siblings. My maaaain fear of taking one of those tests is finding illegitimate siblings Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It feels like a switch trying to not look for topics for these Monday episodes. We both gotta find some easier ways to jot down our personal topics that come to mind when we're out and about because ya know...be blanking out. I believe I found the solution for this but yeah, we didn't realize it till the end that this became a Parental guide but not really episode, many things focused around the lifestyle. Time Stamps 03:19 Branch Binging, I peeped some of the new Tom and Jerry movie with my boys…I hope…no I KNOW! They aint gonnna do Lebron like this with the new Space Jam. Many shows that we have started and stopped, hopefully we'll go back to em but we swinging over to some docuseries. This Allen V Farrow joint looks promising. 13:45 Ok I couldn't figure out a good way to break this down but it was from a scene in a old 1950's movie that had to do with a woman liking the man who pretty much mirrored the fathers habits and all that. Anyways…I wouldn't want to have goals of finding my other half with qualities of my parents. Sounds toxic as hell. 22:30 Ew How she just gonna slide in some Trendy Tings on our carefree episode, Get the CANNONS!!! 🔫🔫🔫 Gender reveal cannons…Oh…I'll put these guns away then. No disrespect I'm just saying, I don't want "gunpowder" on the list of items for a baby shower. 28:42 When is the Generational stop point of popular names, you don't see too many, Beatrice's, or Gertrudes out at the club anymore. Celebrities got some eccentric names for their kids. Ever have the moment growing that you wanted to change your name? Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
So you mean to tell us...Black people who have done a lot for this country...gets the shortest calendar month in a year? The last 4 years in this country has put a spotlight on how that shit ain't right at all. Lemme get out of this rant...I'm just ready to move to like Canada ASAP! A lil rocky start with recording this one but we got thru it. Time Stamps 02:51- Getting right to the shits in these last days of Black History Month….Wypipo and Seasonal clothing change. 05:25- California just wanna be a hippie state so badly, Oregon decriminalized Psychedelics for Therapy and now Cali is following suit. 09:24 - Wait….we have to have a NEW Equality Act? WHAT? Even reading what was added to it….Huh? 12:20 - I really don't like that America makes milestones out of tragic events, and want a Gold star for ACTUALLY showing some Equality…like a First Black VP WOMAN! In office…took us this long? 17:45 - Some local shit in Upstate NY, Landlords is at they limits of not getting paid and can't evict people. How you kidnap by gunpoint annnnnnnnd just leave them at a cemetary. 27:05 - Ya'll ever get scammed looking for a place to rent? They said just to come on over and look through the window…Fam can you imagine being in ya home and somebody every damn day is peeking hard body in ya window. 34:20 - Oh damn, Ly you got more topics? This is not how this works!!! Also I'm sick of them McCormick school books sugar coating REAL History….I know it's Macmillan and McGraw Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I'm just going to assume the lack of sun light lately has caused my wife to be on a reality show binge but like of the weirdest shows. If it ain't Hoarders then it's this 600 lb. life show and it be too much sometimes. Getting away from that....Movies that have some True events involved just have you feeling a way once the credits roll. Especially if you was alive at the time or have done research before hand. It's just been a cold and loud week in the household lately but hopefully the work week goes by. Time Stamps 05:03 Branch Binging, So far we knocking out these at home theater releases 3/3. Judas and The Black Messiah…those type of movies should come with a TRIGGER warning cuz you leave ya couch feeling some type of way about the past. 17:21 I didn't mean to make this a 2 part Branch Binging but this woman has been watching 600 lb life series nonstop. HOOOOOOLY I did not mean to watch this show without some sympathy. It was too early and I didn't have coffee yet. 22:01 This whole Winter Recess has just been some fun…Michael is back, haven't seen some paranormal things in a min…until Thursday. 26:08 Listen here, These "friends" of our kids are Part time, ain't none of them ask if they could come over so I could tell them to stop cussing in this house soooo…until then. Also I remembered it…not important Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
A little late to have that in the title but it has it's reasons. Maybe we should've tried to the interview aspect to coin the whole Branch out part but that could mean many terms. This is only the start of the interviews, clearly we'll need some preparations. End of the work week is here and it's time for some trending news this week. Time Stamps 03:01 Winter Recess woes, these kids will eat alllll the damn snacks in ya house. 05:07 Texas is looking like NYC during the movie Day After Tomorrow in homes. State is bugging, Governor is in Cancun right now, Mayor is telling people only the strong will survive n shit. 12:56 Has it been long enough to hear about the crazies in Florida? Fake Vet's in Florida doing Sick things on TikTok 16:18 We still working on our segues but Russell Wilson simp'n? People/Celebrities can't be vulnerable…well CAN be..you just SHOULDN'T be vulnerable and post about it on Social media. 25:06 Trying out something new! I guess this would be the Branch'n out part…not because it's my brother but we can do some interviews now!!! *Airhorn* So we got a small circle of friends and family and he's the only person we know of that's been Covid positive and recovered. Check out our facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
See if you think about it, two days...Amazon Prime...Friday episode.....Mon- ya know what nevermind man. Grown man bars that's all. Valentine's day has come and gone and now the drinking holidays are coming up, Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day. At the end of this though, let's talk about Love, did ya'll know there is 5 different languages of love? Yeah this is probably why yo ass is single reading this, cause you assume ya other half is just like ya last one, I digress. Time Stamps 02:44 Branch Binging, got to 1 out of 2 of the movies to watch. Peeped The Little Things, and decided to watch The Joker Finally. Somehow we started our analyzing early. 18:18 I don't know how we got on a Nerd talk but yes The New Justice League Trailer is out and I seen Joker in that. 19:25 Valentine's day is just not…the thing for Us. Maybe if somebody was selling carnations for $1 then maybe. 22:01 March 14th just needs to be a holiday for Men and give the ladies the staple holiday of February 14th. 23:58 How we get into things that I don't like? Lets get back to Love. The Five Love Languages….What's Ours? …We gonna find out right now!! 29:11 Excuse the abrupt pause but we decided to take the test real quick…we may need a second opinion tho. https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Leave a comment, or maybe talk about what the quiz said about your love language. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
This Friday, we trying to avoid making it so personal like our (should've been) Monday episode. What's been going on in the state? The Country? Or just issues from work. We discussing things like this for the end of the work week....maybe we go back to mashing everything back together along with the Branch Binging cuz...it's weird without now. Time Stamps Trying the Trending Topics Ting 08:08 Covid vaccine talk…or update, got 1st shot done…nothing weird yet besides my arm feeling dead, dis why I'm not ready to go back to the gym yet. 14:33 Ohi- No UTAH!! A school in Utah was telling the parents that they can choose to have their kids opt out of learning about Black History Month. MAAAAAAN I wish I knew what I know now and back to elementary school. 21:31 Oh you ain't know that Chicago teachers is in a real battle with the City about going back to teaching in school. 26:45 I'm bout sick of hearing about Polar Vortex's or Nor'Easter's every week…snowfall has been crazy this winter season but I feel like as a New Yorker, we'd be Gucci driving in snow conditions down south. 29:41 It's been snowfall and Impeachment shit in this country lately. Like just lock Trump up. I really hope this min wage increase talk is real. Big if TrueAlso if you was part of the Capitol Riot…count ya days!!! They Coming for ya!! 33:50 Holidays at home and school should just be postponed for another time cuz it's weird doing traditional things everywhere you go. Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Heeeeere we are again, I was sick as hell Sunday night when we recorded later than usual because of the Super Bowl and then to only have the audio sound Horrible! Second take (which I never get on my freestyles 🙄) we was a little more lively this time and had a few more things to discuss. Well I had did but some way or another we start talking and childhood moments just pop up in my head. Time Stamps 04:30 Branch Binging, It's on hold cause these kittens is like having new babies again wanting to play n shit at 3 am, but we got movies lined up. Somehow we started breaking down the stress of actors doing dumb roles…like the Phone Booth 13:40 I don't care…She getting a comfortable, AFFORDABLE, Pillow for Valentine's. 18:05 Men I don't know who is responsible for the scent chemical in our deodorant, but that Secret hits DIFFERENT!! 22:08 I KNOW THE SAYING, I just couldn't think at the time…but I hate thinking logically about some sayings. 26:10 Ya'll ever realize that we sometimes mimic things we hear around our friends or co-workers. Anyways I'm ready to bring back old punishment moves. 31:32 Just remembering some last finally things that I forgot from our OG recording….the US is BROKE AF!!! Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Yoooooo I don't know what the hell I did but apparently somebody had a bedtime date arranged in our room cause, she mad spicy in the first 5 minutes. I'm just trying to make some changes on the episodes because we have been maaaaajor slacking on our binging with our cat duties taking over. So we'll explain the episode splits as time goes, I hope it makes some sense. Time Stamps 02:25 Yo when is yo bedtime? We changing the flow of episodes now. Branch Binging for the Mondays 05:48: Lil Vision Vert…if it's really priced at 24M, Somebody gonna Thanos snatch that shit. What would you do stupidly if you was dumb rich 12:05 If movies taught me anything…rich people leave business before shit hit the fan…or when the other shoe falls…drops but I knew it was something wit Gravity. 15:55 I'm baffled by this Silento news I aint gonna lie…but he was in the news before this wielding 🪓 n shit. 23:57 Ya'll following this stock talk? People is going broke broke with this gambling on Wall Street…Them Gamestop numbers right now 😰😰 I really don't if 2008 is gonna repeat itself. 29:53 If somebody asked if I wanted to be in a coma for 12 months for $6,000 back in Feb 2020…I'd be cool with that to miss all this covid shit. Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Laaaaaawd can we just come across a magical boom box at a construction yard and a magical genie just show up. My mental health is always at it's compacity when I'm going thru a work week. Good things we got these new members to add to the family, Mario and Luigi are finally here!!! Man I'm kitten smitten'd lol. Time Stamps 02:25 Branch Binging…There's problems of course, can't watch if I'm not home. Now we got some babies to care to so we had to clean again. 05:04 We new parents again but dammit I'm Cat Zaddy…why is Catman a hero but not Cat Daddy 🤔 11:30 Back to that mental health moment that got smacked down on Friday. There is no easy way to tell a colleague they shit stank. 21:42 If you ever get a call from your superior to stop by their office in the morning real quick…ask who else gonna be there… 23:45 I tried to explain this via a Larry David example on the "format" of these Monday episodes when we record on the weekends. Want to just discuss some things to that I relate to…I just want to voice it. 26:39 Don't invite me over without telling me some "Before you enter" Rules…I'm keeping my shoes on. Also give us an announcement before coming thru too. Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Meant to break down our Monday and Friday episode discussions but we didn't really talk about it. Trying to avoid all the personal stuff again and I'm gonna try hooking up the phone soon for phone calls n all dat to check in with people I guess. Uhhh What else to put into this...It's Friday, and we still stuck under lockdown n shit 🤷🏽♀️. Time Stamps 04:04 Branch Binging: We on Season 3 right now….it's moving a lil slow, a main character needs to get killed on Game of Thrones shit. 09:06 Oh Now She wants to say she's enjoying this theater streaming experience 12:12 Oh we got the SFX going! But damn RIP to Cicely Tyson 14:05 Cat Names have been FINALLY choose, the names will be Mario and Luigi and I got a Cat Tree to assemble today 18:31 Why she always trying to be my therapist on this shit. TRIGGERED AF!!! 21:06 Forgot to discuss our episode splitting up, we gonna discuss it over the next few days 22:00 Don't put the pressure on me for being a role model for someone, the Jojo Siwa situation would be too difficult to handle. 25:45 WOW, way to make me a vibe killer trying to discuss mental health. 28:40 Is it Petty I skipped what she brought up next? Lol but self defense class lessons 31:33 Road raging over the small things but maaaaan I wanna flying Crane kick all ya'll Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Iight, me and the wife going to discuss how we're gonna go about with our "weekend recording" for Mondays. It's the time to unwind after a work week but now...It's Monday again, back to the grind and back for another episode. I can't wait for society to hit normalcy soon, I would like to give more than just having a work week. Soon....and soon we try some visuals and some interviews. Time Stamps 04:18 Branch Binging: HTGAWM is crazy bro, and we only in season 2…now nobody suggest another Shonda Rimes show after this. Lupin is what we want to see next…and yes it was Soul with the voice actor issue. 12:15 I have been replaced in the cuddle department…Wife done got a weighted blanket and It looks like my Cuddle Services will be moving up 12 years sooner. 15:27 We felt old over the weekend, and man the future is gonna be wild embarassing for our kids. 18:05 Cat Names Have been choosen Question Mark. She spoke it into existence ya'll 22:22 I don't mind our double posting but we gotta have some Monday and Friday format of the episodes 23:35 In other news…aliens is in the Air Fryer's dawg, shit I can see most foods get cooked…why come I can't see the aliens cook? 25:30 I gotta stop coming across news from Florida…or just Wypipo florida news. Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Yes more love for alliteration, not gonna lie. Shit just be happening. My wife really got me watching a show blessed by Shonda 🙄. Oh well as long as it's not in a hospital I'm good. We still trying to find some kittens and I'm still trying to make it through the work week....Oh damn we forgot this Verzuz was actually happening tonight. Time Stamps 04:10 Branch Binging….I've been bamboozled ya'll, she got me to watch How To Get Away With Murder. 10:06 How To Catch a Kitten Isn't turning out too well. 12:50 At What age do kids start putting shit together cuz we don't remember that. 16:10 I have a disdain for some remakes but I want a Space Jam remake. 18:39 Covid Vaccines going out at my job, I got next round when the bugs been kicked out. 20:31 Oooooo I Was Not PREPARED for this talk! Kids just know how to ruin things tho…I hated these sounds as a kid. 22:55 Since we on this topic…Quickies be clutch sometimes but the muscle and joint pains in the morning ain't worth it. Speaking of MORE sneaky things from growing up. 26:45 These kids with these viral trends just keep rebranding dumb trends. 30:00 If they can do this with images and videos from the Insurrection at the Capitol…imagine the future 5 years from now. Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Ooooooh boy this past weekend was an Emotional Rollercoaster, no Vivian Green. We have been at our new home for about 3-4 months now and FINALLY unpacked everything and got the boxes out of the way for the Cat Saga to begin. WELP! You'll soon find out why, I was ready to face my fears that day too...smh. Time Stamps 02:58 Branch Binging: Not a ad but you should cop a Stadia but Ly finished L.A.'s Finest. Need A Hidden Gem of a UK Show. 09:05 Our Saturday became a Sadderday, No kittens yet. So no name news. 18:30 Facebook just be turning ppl into sleuths. I'm sorry we slacking on our promoting and posting 22:31 With the FBI alerting all 50 states about these capitol attacks…so we just gonna ignore these things huh? 25:35 I feel some way….of course but own your guns, but do you gotta flaunt them? Follow Us on Facebook, Leave some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It's another one! As I'm trying to get into my new work life, I got to follow some tings I guess...like FB follow. Question for some, have ya'll ever put ya loved one up in a card game...and let the fate lie in the hands of the cards? Tuh ya'll don't know bout that life of Young Yu-Gi but anyways, our cats are coming soon and we getting a little anxious the closer the day comes. Time Stamps 01:38 No name in 2021, it's just `Dad Now because I didn't see it on a palindrome list. 03:12 Branch Binging, Damn Lysha, you been watching a lot. We got our lil night time cuddle show, Seven Year Switch on Hulu, Check it out. 07:23 My first time in a "office space" and I feel out of the loop on things not following everybody on Facebook. 10:00 The Cat Saga begins! Find out next time on Jones'n 2 BranchOut…Z!!! We gotta get names!! 16:07 Hitting the nostalgia vibes with the pokemon talk…wait, How much now? 17:50 15 days later, I found my New Year's Resolution…Call my friends and family more. 20:11 Ah shit, here we go with this "girlfriend" shit 🙄…yes I'm trying to have a long distance sister girlfriend. 22:32 Oh she big mad with shopping in society now huh. 27:51 How Convenient is that? We discuss UFO shit and now in this Covid Bill, they released some documents …google it. 31:01 Lemme just paint this visual on why aliens exist. Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Ok Ok, I flubbed up my freestyle but I think it happened because Tenet still had me messed up in the head. Ah man I really wanted to discuss a show I been watching but I'll save it for next time. We watched some movies over the weekend and man I do miss that movie release feeling when renting a movie and watching it with ya boo at home. Imma come back to that freestyle next episode. Time Stamps 03:44 Branch Binging: Movie Edition , Tenet and WW84 ( SPOILERS Ahead) 13:08 Not Gonna Lie, I prefer Theater Releases to watch at home. The comfort of pausing to poop 15:55 Speaking of poop'n, Couples! When did the comfort level of farting or pooping in front of each other happen. 21:25 Always got some beef with Shonda Rhimes, but I miss libraries, weird childhood trauma moment 27:38 Did Nev reverse google all these images cuz the Capitol riot thugs being identified quickly. Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Maaaan it's only been 8 days into 2021 and shit still seeming rocky every week, I wanna speak to the manag- Oh...It's Trump....yeah nah I'm good, don't want to be associated with that man and his "supporters". Honestly tho the next 2 weeks in this country will be a reality show. All I want to do is stay indoors and relax cause this is just the Deluxe Edition of 2020 at this point. Time Stamps 02:08 Another Solo episode for me 03:10 Branch Binging…Beef with Bridgerton, british drama series be the shit tho 07:27 Oh nah bruh, you can have this show to binge as well 10:50 Kids got it way too damn easy to just get out of school. I had to think outside of the box to get sent home. 16:15 Show me the list of reasons to call in to work for the day…because Near-Death experience should at least grant you 2 days off 21:09 First 7 days of 2021 in the US feels like the next trial of AOL disc sent to your mail. I don't want it 26:45 How you the President and get banned from Social Media, ass better make you a Myspace Page. Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Is it Monday? Legit first Monday of 2021? I swear to you it felt like a Wednesday when we recorded this episode. That day blur is becoming a thing when life only becomes "Work and Home". Trying to stay positive and goal focused for the year is the way we looking at things. Country still doing whatever they want with our livelihood but enough bout our stimmy troubles. Thank you for listening to another episode and I hope that it brings some laughs to your day. Time Stamps 01:40 Branch Binging….No shows, but we seen Soul, We gonna deep dive into this movie soon (Sorry it was a Trombone…I played Clarinet and she played a flute so we only know those instruments) 05:45 For some reason the way the Holidays ended in 2020, got us feeling weird in 2021 07:15 I do like people, I just don't want to show my Kindness powers 09:35 Neighbor Trauma, Don't even ask us to borrow sugar 14:32 Dreams can get you killed…or stabbed because a woman's Intuition is no joke 19:55 Speaking of secrets revealed, here's MY 3 C's that I follow for a good marriage 24:45 Could you be on a competitive team with your other half? 28:05 I Don't know how we got on to political shit but other countries…you hear this foolery?!?! Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
It's the New Year!! Let's be honest, it feels like we all just passed Go in Monopoly into 2021. A sigh of slight relief cause you got another chance of ducking paying rent landing on property. Getting money out of the blue because of these Covid relief packages. I don't know man but at this point when I'm playing Monopoly I done sold all of my property and I have about 18.75 left....How do I have change in Monopoly?!? Time Stamps 02:58 Branch Binging: I'm still doing my cat training videos watching My Cat From Hell. 05:05 I feel like there needs to be a unwritten law with Couple binging. 07:28 We a Lil late but Happy New Year, let's hope for a better 2021. Support Small Businesses 13:15 Stimmy's and Twisted Teas…what a way to conclude 2021 17:27 In Vaccine news, Nobody is a zombie yet in the Coronaverse 19:15 Our age is showing not catching up to the new Social Media trends. 27:10 Slowly turning into Detective Dad Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I don't know if ya'll seen what I did there with that title...but it was kind of a one way rant....I was feeling some ways this weekend. SPOILER!! If you have some gripes about homosexuality, you can just skip this episode or better yet, stop listening cause we about LOVE over here baby. I just had to get this off my chest and say how I feel after seeing this posting a few times on social media and seeing all these women or men say how they feel and compare or judge celebrities with kids. Time Stamps 07:18 Branch Binging: There is some movies we want to watch first but…I'm feeling some ways about some movies.. and shows for that matter. 12:45 We feeling real Black AF lately since Lovecraft Country 15:12 Some parents still be Santa Clause on Christmas morning 18:40 Kids just don’t get enough of asking for tings 21:30 Call us "Cat Zaddy and Cat Mami" in 2021, we adopted some cats 28:20 Being a parent just makes me loathe social media, excuse me for my rant 44:00 If you haven't yet, Hit Like, Subscribe or Follow on whatever Podcast service you listen on, we're going back to our Monday and Friday schedule. Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Slight delay on our posting due to some sad news in the family, sorry for a listeners who missed out on Monday, but we BIKE!! Wifey going thru some toothache right now so 2020 is just on her ASS right now. As we wind down to the end of 2020, and we can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the holidays come to a close....The US is showing it's true colors by slapping us with a $600 Stimulus relief...bout 30+ weeks from our last stimulus check...so in other words. Ya'll countries got vacancy for a family of 5? Time Stamps 02:13 Branch Binging On Hold, We switching to Snowfall, no Upstate weather 04:18 We hate wrapping gifts..but she LOOOVES opening gifts 🙄 06:40 Watching Concerts at Home…I FEEL THAT ENERGY!!! 11:50 If ya'll ain't know, SOME of us "supposedly" should have powers on December 21st 13:06 2020 been about 16 months long, 2021 lacing up they black Air Force One's 14:25 The American Dream has been a nightmare for bout 4 years, I'm ready to move up North North 17:58 Vaccine is in NY, Media manipulation is REAL 27:43 Florida just be Florida'n, Let's normalize Habitat Invasion 29:45 I got some 🔑's for this marriage thang but Imma wait 30:30 My Grandpa's Hoe'n has been saturated down to me being labeled a "flirt" 35:08 FOR REAL, FOR REAL…I can't do last minute Xmas shopping anymore 38:05 I keep trying to drop these Marriage 💎💎💎, Imma wait tho, but THIS LAUNDRY THO!!! 42:43 When your partner is in a funk, it's type difficult to be humorous Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Maaaaan I almost took a nap when I got home from work from all this shoveling. But for our few consistent listeners...I had to do it. Got our drinks and I woke back up! So we got smacked with hella snow, but I think this was because....Our bodies wasn't ready for the snow 😂, it was like 50 degrees fahrenheit like 2-3 weeks ago, now it's like -2. We had some things to discuss with the Holiday season wrapping up. So if you stuck still shoveling ya car out, this weekend hopefully this will destress you. Time Stamps 02:45 Branch Binging: Houston…We have a problem 07:15 Binged Christmas Movies with the kids during Snovid. Alysha Jingles all the way, Home Alone..but with the kids like I said 14:25 I hate offering a ride but my car is a HOT MESS! 17:20 Bruh Nice guys just gotta be Nice Guys 🤷🏽♀️ 20:20 Oh Now Home Alone got her SHOOK! 22:15 This is one and done for a marriage for me, all dem damn Anti-Gemini women out there. 25:45 I see what you did at the 25 min mark…Childhood Trauma 🔭 Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
IAin'tNeverSpendMoreThan4HoursInNYC but YEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! Another Episode for the start of the work week, I hope everybody is being safe with the holiday shopping....it's gotta be weird now on the exit from phone calls and leaving somewhere telling somebody to "Be Safe" Like Covid out on the streets like Omar robbing Muhlovers. OOOOOH vaccine please end this madness and don't give us a serious case of mesothelioma 8 years later or something. Time Stamps 02:31 Branch Binging: Tomorrow for SURE we starting Ozark 05:45 Drinky, Drinky, now ya eyes going Blinky Blinky, Now you sleepy with a hangover 10:30 Stop Asking Social Media for Answers, Do ya Googles and Research! 15:00 Some Covid talk cause I mean…Everybody talking bout it 18:22 Verzuz, Ashanti you could've Zoom'd ya whole tracklist Ma 20:28 Hasidic Jews swinging that Big D*** Energy in NYC during lockdown 25:00 If you buying somebody's spot in line for a Ps5, I'm sorry but youz a Goof! 29:50 I love music….but not ALL music 33:12 Kids and music tho…They ruin songs 34:45 Some random tangents discussing sleep somehow 🤷🏽♀️ Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Winding down to those last few weeks of the year and I swear somebody up there pulling the strings playing Bingo right now the way some of these life events been turning out. Ain't no way a pandemic happen, US just gonna continue being the US(arrogant), Trump get booted out the office, Vaccine done, AND some alien proof. What's that 1,2,3-5 in a row before 2021, shiiiiiiiiit That's a Bingo right there. Time Stamps 04:18 Branch Binging: Somebody do another Season of The Wire please, we're starting Ozark this weekend 07:10 Grey's Anatomy needs to relax on these Soap Opera stories, Shonda needs to be stopped 12:00 Plans on Plans on Plans, but why they fall on the same day? 15:51 I'm ready to stay home and watch new movie releases in my draws, Get HBO Max 21:00 The way the news is stretched out for an entire month or more this year has been exhausting 23:30 Oh damn (Birdman hand rub) we bringing Aliens up? Men In Black is a True story? 29:32 …THIS is the Verzuz you wanna discuss? 33:15 Football is still going on tho? Wake us up when the Super bowl starts Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
We can't be the only one's who thought once the year 2000 hit. A wave of new technology was just going to surge from somewhere....starting with flying cars (Thanks Fifth Element). Point blank....we just wanna go flying somewhere like we should've been back in October but Florida's numbers were WILD'N!! We also not risking it just taking a flight for ourselves and excluding our kids 🤷♀️. Time Stamps 02:15 Branch Binging- I was supposed to be done but I can't let it end 03:30 New show ideas, The Sopranos or Ozark 06:35 How you mad cuz you not on the inside of this joke. 08:50 I can't do accidental Inside Jokes 12:20 We at a time where holding the phone to your ear to talk is more distracting than texting. 14:55 Stop travelling for your fun and leaving ya kids behind. Shit is hella risky 18:25 We can't be the only one with these Road rage issues. 20:45 Kudos to the people riding bikes to work and punching in wit moist cheeks. 22:08 I wish I could still have dial-up internet after having kids 24:55 We may have to do a nostalgia episode soon 27:20 Movies had it alllll wrong with the depictions of the millennium Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Why is it looking like me and my wife have to pull up...around the corner to our kids school in a rented Rolls Royce or something to prove that we are financial fine. THE AUDACITY! 2021 gonna be whole 180 on society once people start walking around flashing vaccination cards like it's a fake Id to buy some milk with no mask.... like just help us untie this shoe, cause we can K(NOOOOOT) Time Stamps 01:20 Carole Baskins gonna have some financial issues soon 03:05 Branch Binging: Bruh I don't want this show to END!!! 05:45 Some shows shouldn't be on certain networks, it ain't real enough to me 10:35 Our kids school gonna make us fake flex on em to prove a point 15:50 These virtual parent-teacher conferences are a joooke 18:25 For the record, we won't be having any more kids but this is WHY 19:22 New york getting some vaccines soon, I may have a third arm soon 21:45 Vaccination cards gon be the new flex in 2021 23:50 I'm ready to have a 7/11 Slushee B 24:20 Who the hell told Cuomo that Covid be on the streets like Omar after 10 26:02 THIS DAMN GHOST IS PISSIN ME OFF! 29:10 Imma need a new show to watch sooooon Follow Our Facebook Page, show some love: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram page (I'm working on being a lil more active soon): Jones2BranchOutPodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Maaaaaan If ya'll could've seen me at 11:00 PM 11/30/20. I was tearing this house up like a DEA raid trying to find this Elf. It's officially December and our asses are still under lockdown but that doesn't matter...it should be about the Holiday spirit right? I mean granted it was like 60 degrees in New York today but...I'm ready for this madness to be over soon. Sorry for missing the Monday episode, had to do a double at work. WE BIKE, now on to the time stamps Time Stamps 01:23 BRANCH BINGING!!! Fam as you can tell….I'm a Fan of The Wire 04:55 I'M TIRED OF THIS MUHLOVIN ELF ON THIS MUHLOVIN SHELF ALREADY!! 08:10 The flakiness is gonna be real in 2021 with Introverts 9:50 Imma wait for my vaccine…but my job got me on the list 11:00 Covid been in the states rent free allegedly since end of 2019, google it 12:55 Fam, flights bout to be annoying in 2021 14:50 Oh I was 100% Wrong 😂, Measles vaccine took 4 years, that was the quickest. 16:10 Ooooh youz a nasty muhfucka for this Ps5/XSX raffle 22:05 Imma snooze you on FB and you got 30 days to fix ya lies…or unfriend 25:45 Yo Facebook count ya days with this "You May Know This Person"….I don't 28:20 I'm doing my best to end some Generational Curses…PSA: WE DON'T SPANK OUR KIDS! Show some love on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Check out our IG page(It's slow but give me some time) Jones2BranchOutpodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Adulthood comes with some serious lessons, for one...parents just be telling LIIIIIES. From the Tooth Fairy, to Santa, or to the real reason why ya uncle only got 3 toes on one foot. The point is....what be the reason for the hypocrisy? Anyways this is our Thanksgiving episode, hope everybody had a lovely time with family watch out for them nosey ass neighbors counting the cars in the driveway. Time Stamps 02:05 How Ya feeling this Holiday season? 04:10 I BEEN BRANCH BINGING, I think I love this show 07:00 Snow days are a BITCH! once you start adulting 08:30 Mind ya business if THEY don't have a mask 12:03 We ain't doing no damn Black Friday, Can we change that name now? 14:05 You can't spell Parenting with out L-I-E-S! 17:15 Parents be moving Christmas Gifts around like they drugs to save the "Santa" imagination 20: 45 The amount of time wasted wrapping gifts… it's just nasty to unwrap days later. 22:15 Some friendships don't ever die. 25:45 (Don't ask who Voldemort is) …This grudge became personal…but I won! 😁😂 Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut IG page : Jones2BranchOutpodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Maaaaan between 2020 being the worse year in our lives, this lack of sunlight is really getting to me ya'll. BUT there may be a solution for this, Light Box therapy. Try it out if you're feeling a little down in the dumps, but enough of that fake advertising. We back with another episode!! Time Stamps 01:50 No Branch Binging…are you surprised? 03:30 If you feeling like you in a funk, it's prob cuz you need some Sunny D(ays) 05:00 We still slacking on our Christmas shopping smh 08:05 You ever just turn back into a kid when you come across things from your past? 12:05 Had my ass feeling like Nick Cannon in Drumline trying to read music 15:00 You ever hear of Intermittent Fasting? My subtle control over my anxiety 17:10 Bruh, You can't skinny shame a fat person, you sound dumb 19:30 There's always one person who just has the "facts" for you to please them 21:00 Normalize saying "Ya food look sus" or just say I'm fasting instead of No, Thank you 21:40 I can't do certain Dinner leftovers for lunch, DIS TEW MERCH! 22:40 CONSPIRACY THEORY TALK!! BREAKFAST IS OVERRATED 24:45 To hell with Promethazine, you ever try some Melatonin? 26:05 My turn to attack Alysha….respectfully 27:15 Sorry for the break down on my anxiety, Wrap it up 28:00 Try a Light therapy box for real. for real Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram: Jones2BranchOutpodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
OOOOOOH BUDDY! I ain't gonna lie, I had a rough week this week at work. Work been getting my all lately, I'm gonna come back Monday fully refreshed and I think I'm ready to discuss some more serious things....things that affected me this episode. On to the timestamps Time stamps 01:43 Branch Binging....we slacking, not gonna lie. My body is ready for documentaries 03:35 I don't know how we got on Lil Dicky.....no freaky 06:55 Ay man, for real for real, who the hell started saying "Cat's out the bag" 10:10 We gotta make some small changes, just 2 episodes for a min, Mondays and Fridays 11:25 Did ya'll know "cluttering" didn't just pertain to Hoarders 13:05 She gonna be lost in our neighborhood in the future 13:35 WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN THIS BIH!!! 14:35 Pixar and Disney movies got me fucked up as a parent 16::08 You ever just sit in ya car...no keys, no shoes, no destination.....just sit there 18:05 We just not a fan of neighbor small talk. 19:10 Dawg! why is you in my bubble? Give me 6 ft. and I swear I can hear you 20:15 Shit...now we got a running inside joke 22:35 Work be draining me ya'll I apologize for my funk 23:45 I do enjoy using this platform to vent, Immaget real next episode I think 24:30 Alysha reads billboards while driving....is that safe? 25:45 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Ryan vs advertisement 26:50 There's a Karen out there calling about cereal guarantee's 27:35 Naaaaah you don't want the Customer service/ Telemarketing life...shit be having you ready to fight 29:02 We gonna come back better Monday!!! Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram: Jones2BranchOutpodcast New Episodes: Monday's and Friday at 5am Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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Well look at this, I came prepared with my things to "discuss". I didn't have too many drinks this time. People just need to join the club man and stop putting women through all the pain but anyways. Apologize for my time stamps being all over the place last time. I tried to be quick because I was tired writing those. I got it this time Time Stamps 01:22 Issa Me? Question mark….Keep ya phone for notes! 02:30 Branch Binging has started, but I need my glasses so I can read this here show now 04:40 I'm tired of these actors from over seas, sounding like Americans 07:00 Bruh, This is Too Much House! 08:30 Who you gonna call? Nah for real tho, can I live with my momma? 10:15 Just tell me 🏃♂️ and I'M OUT !!!! 11:50 Stairs just have it out for me and my boys 14:15 You ever fall up stairs tho? 15: 15 She ain't ever watch no Zoboomafoo as a kid 😏 19:45 Winter Depression is REAL. Is the Feds listening? 20:55 Apparently 🤷♀️ I can't make some noises…Getting attacked AGAIN 22:51 Alysha took the red pill some how 23:25 I WISH I had a theme song 24:38 Lemme find my song first…get this volume right Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram page: Jones2BranchOutpodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
I learned a valuable lesson tonight while recording this episode, don't give me too many drinks after a work day. I was rambling on too much lol. Some what of a longer episode so my apologies. Growing up for us being young parents, you just get to a point where you sit down after finally finishing potty training and be like " Fam, I'm not doing this no more". So as a woman, it's typical for tubes to be tied but for MEN, getting a vasectomy is frowned upon I guess I don't know. Time Stamps 03:15 Branch Binging Of COURSE, THROUGH "THE WIRE" is the choice 04:10 How You Sittin Bruh? 04:58 I gotta peep this show as well, We love some limited series 06:10 You ever see Hoarders? Iight, that shit be making sense some times 07:20 Alysha verbally attacks Ryan for about the 3rd time 08:40 Later in life, you gonna come back to this episode 09:40 Ya ever just hear yourself echo in the house 10:09 I wish there was a Fenty beard brand out here! 11:45 Ya'll ever hear of a hot comb? 12:20 Make-up be lying! Deceitful Devil!!! 14:20 Men can't contour our beards 15:25 Don't give me no alcohol man, I'll sleep right on this damn floor 16:10 Yo Wake me Up PLEASE!!! 16:50 Cookie comes out after one beer 17:45 Why this drink so spicy bruh? 20:30 Why SOME of ya'll women want to be a man so much? 21:00 How bout you walk a mile with a man's erection? 23:15 NOBODY WILL JOIN MY V-CLUB!!! Also get yo cats and dogs fixed. 24:10 My Vasectomy story *face palm* 26:30 Don't give him the scissors!!! 27:20 Ya'll ain't ever be verbally allergic to something? 28:00 The story still going on, feel my pain 30:00 THIS is why men could never have a menstrual cycle 31:00 Join my circle men, come to the V-club 31:20 I stay going to practice dawg! 32:30 Wrap It UP!! https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram: Jones2BranchOutPodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Look I ain't even mean for that title to have all those C's, I'm just here, typing on these keys...board, I'm bored of, typing like THAT. Lol Ok but for real once I get my mixer and new mics, sound proof this office a lil bit... 🔥🔥🔥 ON DA POD!!!! We're still trying to smooth out everything as far as our format as a new thing for us with this podcast but consistency is key...that's what is important. Now Timestamps in case you need em. 01:55- Branch Binging, Give US SUGGESTIONS OR I watch Burn Notice for the 8th time (Please) 06:25- I'm calling Zombies in 2021 right now! Dis ain't a conspiracy podcast but they got a T-Virus I mean Covid vaccine almost rea-…. Effective. 08:35- Snitches, Dreams, Cuddling In. Dat. Order 13:20- The Power of "I am Your Wife!" Vs. saying "I am Husband" don’t be having power behind it with things 14:20- Who getting me a Ps5 for Christmas tho? Nobody? That's cool, I ain't camping out for nuuuuuhthing 17:15- Fam, I haven’t even put my tongue on the food yet! 21:08- We gonna do some more "Branch brainstorming" (see what I did there) this weekend 22:00- Ew, How you doing some normal basic banking… Ok now Mask on, don't look at the cameras… or the security guard, hands out he pocket, just go right to the teller. 24:20- We working on our wrap up signal, but head over to our Instagram or Facebook to leave a comment or some love. https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Instagram: Jones2BranchOutPodcast Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Over the course of being an adult, we still find ourselves asking....Why? And it be for the most common knowledge things, but who's to say that's the "correct" way? A book made up 1000's of words showing big ass expensive words like "Champagne" and then to tell us it's pronounced like Cham-pain (It's probably way more complex but you get the point). Look here I am FB ranting when I should be giving a description...Time stamps should suffice. Timestamps 1:10- Branch Binging, we gonna try to avoid Spoilers 5:30- Yo why y'all parents be letting kids shoot guns so young? 10:00- Driving While Jamming can cause increase of speeds and Obnoxious Singing 15:50- Autocorrect don't work with pens, so Forkq isn't a word; I hate silent letters...and English 18:15- Dem damn Acronyms is back 20:15- Butt washer? Y'all ever use a Butt Washer? 21:15- Toilet Paper Drought of 2020 didn't hurt me, Tuh 23:50- Kids don't wipe man 24:45- Wrap that Sh- Up B! 25:15- We Got a Schedule!!! New Episodes Every Mon, Wed, and Fri at 5am Check out our Facebook Page to leave any comments or feedback. https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
Election night is finally over....I mean it was over on the 3rd but the election's are over and here we are with episode 2. We still working on our structure and schedule cuz I mean, I be ready to come home from work, "get my mind right" , and talk lol. Enough bout that tho...to the Time stamps: 1:31 "Our Vice President is Black, Pennsylvania turned blue" 3:30 I'm working on this intro....lemme know what ya'll think 4:10 Halloween...then it be like ThanksChristYearValentine ? 09:00 Black Friday is Done Son! 13:13 Quarantine and Amazon Prime, Name a better duo 15:10 Who Authorized these new acronyms? IGTOFTS ! 17:50 Yo Ly...What's Snippin? Niece did what? Hair Clippin's (see what I did there) 19:09 There's a List! (Sorry wit the FX) 21:20 Watching Older Movies as an adult...still don't make no sense 24:55 Branch Binging? Iight I kind of want to do that. Check our Facebook page and leave some feedback. https://www.facebook.com/Jones2BranchOut Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
OK, Welcome to the first Episode, again I'm sorry for my mic quality, ya boy from Troy got a new one!!! But Uh, If you didn't see the duration...Yeah it's type long but...but...this was our first run and we had some drinks so we rambled a lil bit. My bad, we gonna work on a time, leave a review with some suggestions on our Facebook Page that we have up. We're open to feedback and hope to add some laughs to your day. Timeframes: 2:20 Yo, Parenting Now? Be Wild'n 6:40 We Claiming Internet on our taxes this year right? 14:20 What dat Vote do? 21:42 School never had a "Adulting" class 26:40 New School vs Old School 30:00 COVID Swabbing da young'ns 38:25 You made it this long? Thank You!(We gonna shorten the length frfr) Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
If there has ever been a time when you scrolled down your Facebook News Feed and seen one of my long "rants"...well there is probably like 500 more characters I want to add but I don't have that much time to proofread. Can you imagine how my wife feels living with me and our 3 sons? I started listening to podcasts about 4 years ago working a PT job cleaning offices and realized "It's nice having a audience to your inner thoughts" lol sounds weird but I enjoyed hearing some real life stories of people that I could relate to in some way or another. So bare with me at the moment on these first few episodes, this is new to me and I apologize for my mic volume. Sounds A LOT better after Episode 1. Intro and Outro produced by. NoBlesse Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…
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