Episode 165 (Al Gore, RedBull Vodkas and Cock Sleeves): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). You heard it here first folks. When Al Gore has a few too many RedBull Vodkas, he'll a…

Episode 164 (Boat Captain Vinnie, Lamaze Classes and Jerry the Ass Slapper): It's all true, and we're here to fully confirm everything you may or may not have suspected! Boat Captain Vinnie has once in his life attended lamaze classes with his lovely wife Jenny. But they stopped when this strange old man kept slapping his ass. Oh, and his name was …

Episode 163 (Trendy Lesbian Chris Pine, UK Cuisine and Meat Bras): It may be an unknown fact, but in the UK there's a dish with the nickname "Meat Bras". Not really sure what it is to be quite honest. UK cuisine can be kind of uninteresting at times but if we had to guess it's probably got something to do with meat pies. Its rumored Chris Pine is a…

Episode 162 (Fartzilla, Bingo Butt and Dingle & Dangle): Ladies and Gentlemen we broke the algorithm and maybe even the internet and summoned the magical beast early! His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal. On this very special episode with Chris we also recorded for the first time in front of some guests. That's right, a…

Episode 161 (The Aussie and Yank, Divorce and New Years Goals): HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SOME BENDY BOYS. Remember how this podcast is hosted by an Aussie and a yank? We're not getting a divorce, don't worry. We're just going to tell you about our new year goals! As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, ba…

Episode 160 (Fitness Pole Dancing, Bendydick Cumberbatch and Kinky Parents): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). IT'S THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE. Yep, you guessed it. We talked about …

Episode 159 (Fashionistas, Civil Service and Cum Flavored Gum): When taking on the responsibilities of a fashionista you must firstly be prepared for the civil service side of your work. Then secondly making sure you have a family sized pack of cum flavored gum. Then you may proceed with a full barrage of your fashionista responsibilities. As alway…

Episode 158 (Naming Hurricanes, San Angeles and Firefly Candy): We're ready to start naming hurricanes something like Firefly Candy or Rainbow Fantasy. But the reality is that will only ever happen when the San Andreas fault line has merged Los Angeles and San Francisco so they are parallel with one another. As always we opened the door to some pre…

Episode 157 (Jett Black, Docking and Soggy Biscuit): Beware the curse of Jett Black! He will proceed to dock with you as you sleep and once you're awake he will make you play soggy biscuit. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to subs…

Episode 156 (Carrot Top, Stuffed Crust Pizza and Burning Bum Bums): If you ever find yourself in the underbelly of Vegas, there's a story people tell. It's a grand ol' tale of prop comedian Carrot Top eating some stuff crust pizza with some kind of extra spicy hot sauce he burnt his bum bum with. You won't have to ask that many Vegas goblins to fin…

Episode 155 (An Australian Doing Accents, Mainstream Media and Travel Boners): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). The mainstream media are forever pressuring Aussies to do accen…

Episode 154 (Voodoo Dew, 80s Action Movies and Conception): What's the 80s action film with the Voodoo and Conception? It's a weird one, but awesome at the same time. We can never remember it's name, but it's so unique and a must watch. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of la…

Episode 153 (Floofing, Albanian Drug Lords and World Records): We get it! You're proud floofing champion. But you underestimated the Albanian drug lords because they hold the world record. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to subsc…

Episode 152 (Scottish Trivia, Modern Day Comedy and Baby Talk): The truth of the matter is modern day comedy can be as simple as showing up to a Scottish trivia night and talking like a baby. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to su…

Episode 151 (Equines, The Spanish Fly and Peeling Dried Glue): It's a very unheard of rule, but everyone knows you don't give Equines Spanish Fly. You can however peel glue of there hooves as a trust exercise if you so desire. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Than…

Episode 150 (Desolate Australia, Desert Daddy and Purple People Eaters): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). In desolate Australia you have to beware of the desert daddies! They'…

Episode 149 (The Cirque du Soleil, Abductions and The Baja Blast Salesman): We've heard this wild story about a traveling Baja Blast Salesman who was abducted by aliens after seeing Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas. Is that going out on a high or low? I guess it all boils down to whatever the aliens do to you. As always we opened the door to some pre…

Episode 148 (The Mexican 360, High School Storytime and Drew Doyle Vs. The Butcha): The WDA boys recently attended a wrestling match between the brutal gentleman Drew Doyle and savage monster The Butcha. All you need to know about this insane battle was that it ended with the a Mexican 360 and some hight school story time. As always we opened the d…

Episode 147 (Pubis Glitter, Childhood Shenanigans and Penis Cosplay): Drew and Vinnie both had there fare share of childhood shenanigans, but as adults it's on a whole different level. Drew is helping Vinnie prepare a pubis expedition to retrieve glitter from the hair down there. Ask yourself, do you have enough penis cosplay in your life? If you s…

Episode 146 (Zombology, Star Wars Fatigue and The Amish): WE ARE BACK BABY!!!! In the absence of recording Vinnie became an expert in the field of Zomology, Drew got Star Wars fatigue and Drew and Vinnie wondered what a life as a devoted Amish guy could be like. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories…

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Without Definite Aim is currently on a brief hiatus while one of its hosts gets married in a far away land. We look forward to bringing you more randomness soon! You can find us on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music and YouTube. We also have an Instagram account @withoutdefiniteaimpodcast. If for …

Episode 145 (Slithering Snakes, Getting Spoogled and Shitting in Public): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). Do you get spoogled by slithering snakes or is shitting in public en…

Episode 144 (Pocket Punani's, Mating Donkeys and How Much Absurdity): When you're confronted with the options of a Pocket Punani or mating donkeys all you can really say is.....how much? As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to subscri…

Episode 143 (Roller Rinks, Wind Chime Police and Zonkers): Okay, time to come clean. Even though the Wind Chime Police are busy making sure the locals are up to code with the right amount of wind chimes they may have see you sneaking a look at some girls zonkers at the roller rink. It's time to confess before they catch you again! As always we open…

Episode 142 (Priest Semen, Mad Max and Milton McCribble): Have you ever seen that deleted scene from one of the Mad Max films were a priest called Milton McCribble is trying to give people samples of his semen instead of the blood of christ. I'm guessing you haven't, and here's our word of warning. If you're curious definitely check it out, if it s…

Episode 141 (Reverse Sneezing, Barney’s Ding Dong and Meat Titties): Some people say Barney had meat titties, and we wouldn't disagree. But never forget that under that perfectly smooth purple stomach hid his elusive Ding Dong. I'm sure it would be terrifying if you were confronted by it, just like it would be terrifying reverse sneezing in front o…

Episode 140 (Slave Leia, Dishwashing and Fisting Ants): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). We asked Princess Leia was it ever customary on Alderaan to wash dishes in the slave a…

Episode 139 (Stainless Steel Straws, Human Connection and Slapping Baby Putin): As we progress into the future we've often thought the potential for human connection to evolve. Will our love be as simple as the grasping of a stainless steel straw? Or will the future of human connection be something more concrete like slapping baby Putin? As always …

Episode 138 (Trichophobia, Natto and Cock Rings): Lets begin with the fact that there might have been an incident that involved Natto and a Cock Ring. It was a little strange and we're not proud of it. But it happened and we've moved on. The worst part about this whole scenario was that we somehow ended up with a fear of hair. Yeah, that's right...…

Episode 137 (Nipple Chipping, Cat Truffles and The Booty Butcher): Beware The Booty Butcher! He comes in the night and hides cat truffles in your house. Then when you least expect it starts the ancient ritual of nipple chipping to ones unsupecting nips. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jok…

Episode 136 (Covid Bush, House Bars and Chili Pits): Why is it that we always get stuck in the strangest conversations while at peoples house bars? The topics that arise in these scenarios range from the habits of growing a large about of pubic hair while in quarantine. We call it Covid Bush, but seriously what do you call it? Then you have the top…

Episode 135 (Aussie Button God’s birthday!, Christmas Cards Suck and Mexican Santa): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the Christmas nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). Christmas cards can suck, but if you're sending…

Episode 134 (Coffee Pee, Coober Pedy and Faces of Pleasure): We've never witnessed more faces of pleasure than at the annual Coffee Pee Parade at Coober Pedy. You have to get your tickets early, otherwise you'll miss your chance to get good seats. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and…

Episode 133 (Brain Freeze, Jukeboxes and Long Bois): You're at an old school diner and someone plays a bad song on the Jukebox that gives your brain a feeling that can only be described as brain freeze. You look around to see who interrupted your fine dining experience in nostalgia and it's a god damn LONG BOI!!!! As always we opened the door to so…

Episode 132 (Heavy Hotties, Candy Love and Random Boners) It's time to learn the art of concealing that random boner you have. No one wants to see that right now. Hide it before your heavy hottie crush comes your way. Be a gentleman and give that girl come candy love. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal s…

Episode 131 (Ruggidity, Public Flatulence and Tropical Scent Detergent) After a long day of breaking your trucks ruggidity sometimes a little public flatulence lets you feel at ease. But lets be honest here, your underpants are going to need some tropical scent detergent after all the punishment you gave them earlier. As always we opened the door t…

Episode 130 (Fully-Loaded Dildos, Peacoats and $25 Burgers): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). When joining the gang of Peacoat's you will be equipped with a Fully-Loaded Dildo…

Episode 129 (Culture Adaptation, The Circle of Life and Pierced Nipples) So we did a course at a local community college and it was on culture adaptation. A major part of that course talked about the circle of life and how everything is connected. Maybe we took the course and its underlying meaning of connection a little too seriously because one n…

Episode 128 (Man Buns, Darth Maul and Faking Your Own Death) First off HAPPY HALLOWEEN, secondly spoiler alert: Did Darth Maul fake his own death? Did Obi Wan really cut him in half or was it all a scheme to disappear and be found years later in a cool coffee shop with a man bun? As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations…

Episode 127 (Palm Frawns, Mantis Decapitation and Fried Tarantulas) The Without Definite Aim boys are writing an erotic novel about mantis decapitation and we know what you're thinking. Does it have Palm Frawns and fried tarantulas? The answer is yes, but don't ask too many questions as we want some stuff to be left a surprise. As always we opened …

Episode 126 (Bathroom Cocaine, Gay Stereotypes and CCN) Tune in to this weeks episode as we do a deep dive on Bathroom Cocaine and Gay Stereotypes, and thank you again for your continued support of the Chalk Cock Network. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks fo…

Episode 125 (Poonani, Space Trash and Rooting): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). Some people call it Poonani, some people call it Street Trash. But at the end of the day it's …

Episode 124 (Scheduled Sexual Encounters, Zooey Deschanel and Natures Memory Foam) Let us pitch this romantic comedy movie idea to you. It starts with Jerad (played by actor Jake Gyllenhaal). A struggling SSE (Scheduled Sexual Encounter) officer, just trying to meet his monthly quota at the sexual encounter firm. He meets Charlotte (played by actre…

Episode 123 (Movie Theater Popcorn, Spelunking and Polyp Penguins) We often take movie theater popcorn on our trip to feed the Polyp penguins. You've got to hold it tight though, it's easy to drop it while your spelunking into the cave where they live. As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad joke…

Episode 122 (Poo Air, The Manx and Diaper Weeks) Diaper week was upon us again and I'm sure you can imagine that the Manx was blowing up the room again with a foul cloud of poo air! As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes and lots of laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe an…

Episode 121 (Super Spreader Events, Grape Flavored Medicine and Sweat Shots): We've read some rumblings on the internet recently about how if you attend these organized super spreader events there's 2 entry gifts you receive upon arrival. The 1st being some grape flavored medicine and the 2nd being a shot glass of sweat. As always we opened the doo…

Episode 120 (The Slapdick ™️, Antipasti and Marinara Chafing): Every 5 episodes we summon a magical beast from the nether regions. His name is Chris and if you've listened before you know the deal and maybe he's the only reason you come back to listen (and that's okay). Before we get to the main course of Marinana, lets prepare the Antipasti. You w…

Episode 119 (Poor Pluto, Interplanetary Species and long Ass Fingernails): For whatever reason a mission to poor ol' Pluto lands successfully and our first encounter with an interplanetary species gets a little weird because they have long ass fingernails! As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad …

Episode 118 (Hooter’s, Truffles and Polyps): If you go to Hooter's expecting a dish served with some form of truffle you'll be disappointed. Is it a possibility in place of truffles you leave with some polyps? Maybe. Go find out and report back to us! As always we opened the door to some pretty interesting conversations, personal stories, bad jokes…

Episode 117 (Flicking the Widow, Harry Potter and Metal Junk): To prepare for the ritual of flicking the widow you must start by either reading a lot of Harry Potter books or watching the films. Then secondly you must collect plenty of metal junk. Only then can the ritual commence and you may proceed to flick the widow. As always we opened the door…