You ever notice how there's no good Thanksgiving movies? "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" doesn't count. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they write the first good Thanksgiving movie in history, and change the holiday forever.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W…

john fadule you are in the longhouse bro! theyre putting you in the longhouse!!!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Should you own your unc with facts and logic? Or should you let him pop off and shoot his poison? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate the pros and cons of fighting with your relatives on Thanksgiving, and how much of your turkey dinner you should be allowed to ruin.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-ou…

it's the episode you've been waiting for. for YEARS, you've been looking forward to this. no idea why, thoughListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

There's two kinds of comedians: comedians and [REDACTED]. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss the finer points of America's largest and only growth sector: standup comedy. Also, please, if anyone knows Jeff Dunham, PLEASE tell me how to get in contact with him. PLEASE.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shou…

did you know that people from canada talk funny? like drake. the rapper drake?Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Would you rather listen or not listen? Please say listen please say listen please say listen. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they weigh their options: shark blowjob or crab handjob? Only breathe cigarette smoke or only drink vodka? And all of those classic philosophical questions that have captured the human imagination for millennia.Support us on P…

instead of killing you, we are going to use mind torture. you will be our first test. let's hope that you are strong enoughListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

We're getting closer to the day. That scary day that we all know and love! Join Ty and Andy as they discuss the scary media that shaped them, both as adolescents and as 27-year-old losers. The two eras of life, is what I call them.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps,…

Jordan Peele get up in the Discord. We got a lot of shit to talk about. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit all of your favorite Halloween monsters against each other: Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Headless Horseman, Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, a goblin, a ghoul, a zombie with no conscience, Blerdula. All of the scary guys y…

rest in peace to the homie parson brown. just a reminder to always use test stripsListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

We did a spooky one! You know, for Halloween! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss and debate the worst ways to die, on a scale from "baby stuff" to "AHHHHHH OWWWWW AHHHHH AUGHHHHHH HELP ME AHHHHHHHH!"Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera…

get your recipe books out folks we're talking about some yummy yummy recipesListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Listen to Episode One at www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast/home or wherever podcasts are found!Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Oh, did a newsball happen? Did an eventball occur? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they dig into the world of Sidney Lumet's "Dog Day Afternoon," three weeks after it would make sense to link it to any ongoing events in the world of politics.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbi…

spooky scary!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Join film reviewers Esther Rosenfield and Spencer Barrows as they talk about the year's latest and greatest in the world of going to the movies. And see how many thumbs they give each one!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylo…

Thank you all for being such loyal listeners. As a prize, you get to hear about our extremely cool and interesting lives. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they answer fan-submitted questions for the third(?) time. Boy you guys have a lot of questions.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patro…

you know i never thought about it but why did matthew lesko have those question marks on his suit? its not like they're related to money. did he just think it was a cool look? or in his head are question marks intimately linked to the concept of currency exchange? what the fuck was going on with himListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all o…

We didn't even touch on the money situation, but rest assured: we will be paying people in company scrip. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they craft the first low-trust metropolis in history and invite you all to come live there.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Ada…

youre telling me a shrimp pulped this fictionListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

We've received many questions about this, and we would like to say: asking us to read the books is ableism. Not only is it ableism, but it's racist as well. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they do a definitive ranking of which POVs in Game of Thrones are good and which suck.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-o…

crikey its th' facking babo, innit?Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

That's right folks, we're finally doing a smart one. A read book-reading-ass episode. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they sit down and do what generations of authors could not: finally write the definitive Great American Novel.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam…

the joke is that its becuase hes a big fat guyListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Welcome back, all you school kids and late-in-life learners! If you're wondering why we're a day late, sometimes you decide to get a graduate degree at 27 years old and you just have to live with the consequences. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they decide whether it's better to teach your kids on an iPad or on an iPad in a different building.Suppor…

did you ever want ahab and ishmael to fuck? i bet you did. you sicko. anyway that might be in this oneListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

NOTE TO ANY KIDS LISTENING: please don't do any of these at home. Or do. IDK I'm not your mom. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they rank a number of US felonies by order of coolness and respectability.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, …

dis is da scariest movie i ever even heard about!!!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

At this point we have to start docking his pay. Join Spencer and Ty as they try to get a well-bound Andy out of his most recent predicament. Well, try a little bit.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernve…

in many ways batman & john fadule are the same guyListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

It's fight night, folks! That night we all know and love, where people fight on it. The night, I mean. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss who's stronger: Banksy or a Labubu?Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thorn…

you know what i think this guy is pretty horrible!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Socrates, Asclepius, Heroclitus, Homer. What do these things all have in common? Join Ty and Andy as they partake in a wide-ranging discussion about every middle-schooler's favorite thing to read about on Wikipedia: the Greek gods!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps,…

It's the debate that's been raging for centuries. Much like the rage between the Justice League and the Sinister Six. Join Spencer, Ty, ad Andy as they debate which is superior: the heathen works of the godless Japanese, or the godless works of the heathen American. It's truly anybody's game.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com…

im none too pleased with you guys for making me watch this. in fact id say im plumb pissed offListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

That's right, folks. We've finally given in to the SEOs. Join Spencer, Ty, ad Andy as they rank all of these fluffy little guys loved by women and Koreans the world over. Please subscribe to the Patreon so that I can buy a Labubu for myself. Specifically, the LABUBU X PRONOUNCE-BE FANCY NOW Labubu; she's my favorite. Support us on Patreon for $5, $…

everybody asks me why i started homeschooling my kids. the answer is simple: i don't want groomer teachers telling them about the SkullasaurusListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Isn't love just GRAND? Join Spencer, Ty, Andy -- as well as special guests JT and Niko -- as they write the next great romantic comedy/sci fi epic/legal thriller/period piece/Tumblr scam.Support Crazy Feeling at www.kickstarter.com/projects/crazyfeeling25/crazy-feeling/creator.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big sh…

a sequel to everyone's favorite episode (the one where we pretended to be babies). well this time, we're all growed upListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

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We have got to get a new HR department. Join Spencer and Ty as they answer the kinds of questions that you might find in a very sexual card game. Like one of those games that swingers buy from Target.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf,…

At the end of this season of Get Cynical, we finally witness the election of Donald Trump and ask: did GamerGate cause this?Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Boy, that weather out there, huh? Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they provide an important public service: keeping the fans cool during this unprecedented heat wave. Also, we meet Yoda's son.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Bayl…

thats right, its a new movie series. and you know what that means: more vacation time for me B)Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Xenogenders, Stonewall, Blahaj, Chase Bank, what do all these things have in common? Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they decide which gay discourses are real and which ones were made up to smear one's "opps" (a term meaning "opponent" or "enemy").Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons:…

i am so sick of learning about women with bangs. i already know the most important one (Jesus Christ)Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

So, you like video games, huh? Well, go ahead and smoke the whole carton! Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they save the video game industry with a game about a prehistoric fish detective.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Th…

folks theyre feeding us krang. theyre feeding us the krangListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Those Good Old-Fashioned Values által

Sharks, this is my new invention. It's a podcast that's actually good. Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they pitch their best and brightest inventions to the world's greatest investor: comedian Clay Parks.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf…

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