Send us a text Welcome back, mortals! Masmodeus and Bre'na are back with Dead End: Paranormal Park, and will now be tackling season 2. This episode covers the first 5 episodes of the season. Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022) is rated TV-Y7. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on socia…

Send us a text A monumental day for TMTTS history. Bre, a Pride and Prejudice virgin, gets to experience the story for the first time. And then the second time, as Meryton spends this episode mansplaining the film to her all over again <3 What can she say? She loves this film most ardently. Pride & Prejudice (2005) is rated PG for some mild themati…

Send us a text Join Bre and Marsupial as they cover the first episode in the new Netflix true crime series, Worst Ex Ever. The episode, Dating the Devil, tells the crimes of Benjamin Obadiah Foster. TW for domestic abuse, murder, and suicide. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on so…

Send us a text YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE?! Watch Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and discover how Shang-Chi and Xialing are a product of all who came before them. We have our Marvel expert Chloe here to help us break down this movie and where it sits in the bigger picture of the Marvel Universe. Who's ready for more da…

Send us a text Bre and Maladaptive Daydreaming aren't telling you to get high before watching this movie... but it is a trip y'all. This one is for the hippies, the lucid dreamers, and the astral projectors (according to Bre). Plus, we've made sure to deliver all the funnest facts about the BTS <3 P.S.: where's our InvestigativeJournalist!Alice AU?…

Send us a text Y'all, this week Bre'na and Mirror discovered what Disney claims is the "greatest film of all time". Are the claims questionable? Certainly, but don't worry, your ever-generous hosts looked into it for you. Plus, Bre has some WILDDD theories about the ending of the film and who, exactly, is the "slave in the mirror"... Snow White and…

Send us a text Lin-Manuel Miranda... we've got some questions for you. This episode Mardi Gras and Bre will be unpacking all of the themes one might expect from a Lin movie in Tick, Tick, Boom. Click the link above and let us know your favorite songs from the soundtrack or anything we missed. Tick, Tick... Boom! (2021) is rated PG-13 for some stron…

Send us a text Today your esteemed hosts are joined by their friend Chloe, who you may notice was also featured in our recent Eternals episode. This was the first episode we recorded with her, and we all had a ton of fun reading our tales: The Ballad of Tam Lin, Molly Whuppie, and Are You Angry? You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website:…

Send us a text This episode may be for ADHD listeners only. We apologize for the pure chaos on our show this week. Our two best friends (one of them a Marvel expert) have joined us to share their gripes, theories, and laughs. Here are some topics up for discussion: Ikaris=Judas (and other biblical comparisons), who is the best Eternal, Deviant smut…

Send us a text Have you been yearning for a movie to quench your 2000s rom-com thirst? Look no further. Set It Up has all the makings of that era, except there's actually gay people in it (yayy, go Pete Davidson!) Watch it on Netflix then discuss with your hosts, Bre and Marley! Set It Up (2018) is rated TV-14 for language and allusions to sex. You…

Send us a text Bre and Mandiso finish off the last part of season 1 of Dead End: Paranormal Park. Discuss Madi's criticisms and delight in Bre's fun facts about the series... plus: theories, anyone? Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022) is rated TV-Y7. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us …

Send us a text Before we start the description for this episode, we'd like to apologize for the quality of this episode. A heatwave + technical difficulties means it is not as clear of a sound as we're used to putting out. By next episode we will make sure it's back to normal. Thanks for understanding <3 Welcome, mortals! This week your hosts watch…

Send us a text CALLING ALL GAY AND UNTALENTED UGLIES! Let us gather in our own fight club to battle it out over the movie Bottoms, coincidentally starring two people from the last two episodes. Bre makes a mean schedule, what can we say. And also, for any non-American listeners out there... no, this is not what high school is really like. Bottoms (…

Send us a text Alice, we feel you girl. Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) is rated R for violence, bloody images, drug use, sexual references and pervasive language. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! THERE’S MORE TO…

Send us a text Happy Pride Month to the closeted prince of our hearts and the First Son of Bi Panic! Celebrate with Bre and Messy by watching Red, White & Royal Blue. You'd be the Leia to our Han Solo. Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) is rated R for some sexual content, partial nudity and language. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website…

Send us a text This week Bre and Magistrate are watching an all-time favorite, Mirror Mirror! (If you do not like this movie Madi will take it as a personal slight). What were your favorite moments from the film? Also, CALLING ALL HISTORY BUFFS: Elizabeth I inspo for the evil queen?? Mirror Mirror (2012) is rated PG for some fantasy action and mild…

Send us a text WELCOME BACK to season 3 of our show!!! Bre and Menace are back discussing the second half of Angels & Demons by Dan Brown. Use the link above to text our show and tell us your thoughts. Were you scandalized by the Ecstasy of St. Teresa? Were you unimpressed with the Illuminati symbols? And what about that plot twist? Don't forget to…

Send us a text If there's one thing they're going to do to Josh Hutcherson roles it will be childhood trauma. We call that the Bridge to Terabithia effect. If you found Chuck E. Cheese as creepy as we did as kids, you'll love this one. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) is rated PG-13 for strong violent content, bloody images and language. You can cont…

Send us a text This week, let's talk about the history of slashers and the dangers of pretzeling. Also, Bre and Moby Dick humbly request that you do NOT lure them into an isolated island and pretend you're killing them off one by one, because they will cut off your Hostess Twinkie. They would wish you an April Fool's, but they're actually not kiddi…

Send us a text This week Matrix and Bre read Dan Brown's first novel, Angels & Demons. Some shocking revelations include the backside of our dollar bill, conspiracy theories we believe to be true, and that unfortunately Freud may have a point. If you'd like to read along with us read up to chapter 70 :) You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com …

Send us a text From karaoke during my tikka masala, to Dorinda's spiritual awakening, to a maharajah moonlighting as an IT guy, this movie was truly a fever dream. Come rant with Madi about it this Monday. The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008) is rated TV-G. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home F…

Send us a text It's the 100th episode of our podcast! We've had so much fun doing this and we hope you've had fun listening. Here's to another 100 to come... To celebrate, take some personality quizzes with us based on what we've reviewed! You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on socia…

Send us a text Feel free to listen to this if you're batshit crazy. Just kidding. Sort of. Mr. Right (2015) is rated R for violence and language throughout. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! THERE’S MORE TO TH…

Send us a text This episode uncovers the truth you've been dying to know about your hosts. Which one is more likely to be a Bridezilla? Would we ever marry someone without knowing their family first? (NO!!!) The rom-com Jumping the Broom (2011) is rated PG-13 for some sexual content. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmt…

Send us a text Our queen Issa Rae has RETURNED with the most showstopping chemistry in this unconventional rom-com. Get in the holiday spirit this Valentine's Day and commit some murders. I mean, solve some murders. Definitely solve them. The Lovebirds (2020) is rated R for sexual content, language throughout, and some violence. You can contact us …

Send us a text This episode your hosts watch the last two episodes of the Percy Jackson television series. We laughed, we cried, we dissected the pros and cons of all the changes made. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on…

Send us a text Cheetah Sisters are back to strutting like they mean it all through Barcelona. And it's lowkey embarrassing. But so good! Amigas Cheetahs can never top Cinderella though, no matter what Chanel says. The Cheetah Girls 2 is rated TV-G. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us…

Send us a text Your favorite dysfunctional family is back! Watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians, episodes 4-6 now, and then listen to us talk about the pros and cons of stylistic choices. Plus, some Athena slander and Ares praise, for a change. (If we're late on the episode next week, it's probably because we got smote...) You can contact us at tm…

Send us a text In July, Bre and Midge dawned all the pink they could find to see Barbie in theaters. Because of the strike, they weren't able to release the episode, but it's out now! You can stream all versions on Max, so make sure to do that and come back here to discuss metaness, kennergy, and why we need Barbie 2. Barbie (2023) is rated PG-13 f…

Send us a text Same stories different font? This week your dear scholars offer you stories from Hans Christian Andersen and The Brothers Grimm: "The Real Princess" and "The Frog Prince". Moral of the story: serving c**t is always encouraged. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on soc…

Send us a text Our life's work has just been accomplished. Hoorah! The podcast started with Percy Jackson so we're so excited to talk about the first THREE episodes of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians TV show. Let's talk cameos, the changes made, and Annabeth being a little cutie pie. Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2023) is rated TV-PG. You ca…

Send us a text Somehow, this show managed to even turn crime into Christian propaganda. Fill your house with Christmas cheer OR ELSE! On Christmas morning of 1999, in Tyler, Texas, Carla and Steve Barron were shot in their bed, with only their 17 year old daughter surviving. This is a true crime episode covering Homicide for the Holidays, Season 1 …

Send us a text DOUBLE FEATURE MOMENTTTT! Be honest, do you think JK Rowling got the idea for Draco Malfoy from Hermey (AKA Kirby...whoops)? Watch the 1970 stop-motion film Santa Claus is Comin' To Town and the 1964 stop-motion film Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with your merry and slightly drunken hosts. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.co…

Send us a text Join Bre and Milk on this Hallmark-style adventure: Santa Baby, starring Jenny McCarthy (alias unknown...?) and find comfort in knowing that if Santa runs out of any ho's, at least he has Donna. Santa Baby (2006) is a TV movie rated PG. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow…

Send us a text Stop being little Hoe Hoe Hoes and start the 25 Days of Christmas lineup with your jolly hosts Bre and Mittens. We're watching The Santa Clause! Who knew Claus had an E in it? The Santa Clause (1994) is rated PG for a few crude moments. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow…

Send us a text If you were as overwhelmed as we were to be dragged back into our Hunger Games era 10 years after the fact, this episode is for you! We mention all the things you might have missed in the theaters, do some book comparisons, and provide a couple (maybe outlandish?) theories for you to ruminate. Welcome back, tributes! This 2023 movie …

Send us a text This episode Bre and Mezcal read the last installment of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian. Takeaways from this episode: Hestia is the love of our lives, Madi is a God apologist (sort of, and Zeus still sucks), and we reeeeeally hope Luke didn't use his final breath to be a creeper. In addi…

Send us a text You probably thought Bre and Madness could not talk more than they already have about family dynamics between the gods and demigods in Ancient Greece. You couldn't be more wrong -- this time, we're delving even deeper into the choices of the Olympians and their children, discussing Kronos's cult, and loving our boys Grover and Nico. …

Send us a text The stunning conclusion to the review from your favorite podcast is complete! This time we finished reading The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston. If you missed the first part, go listen to that now! Stay tuned til the end to hear about next year's chaotic plans for Halloween and what Bre and Madelyn have been watching lately. You can …

Send us a text Things Mausoleum thinks should be banned: ghostwriting, open caskets, and romance slander. Things Bre thinks should be banned: Madi performing seances every night to update her on the latest TV shows. To follow along, read the first 19 chapters of The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston before listening. Happy Reading! You can contact us…

Send us a text If you're like your beloved hosts, then you've probably wondered why there are so many deadly creatures. Turns out it's actually revenge from the moon?? Plus, Bre reads red riding hood and Cinderella's lovechild. If you want to read along with us, the stories are Bahloo the Moon and the Daens + The Red Slippers. You can contact us at…

Send us a text In this episode Bre and Minnow close the chapter on Lovelorn and discuss the ending of Broken Things by Lauren Oliver. Major spoilers ahead, so if you haven't listened to the first part do that first! And let us know on our socials your opinions -- did you also want Lovelorn to be real? Was the ending great or anticlimactic? Can you …

Send us a text This episode Bre and Mythos read the first half (203 pages) of Broken Things by Lauren Oliver. Is Lovelorn real? We don't know yet, but we want it to be. Plus, why is Abby here, and wtf happened to the original author of Lovelorn? And that doesn't even cover the high school drama. If you're looking for something Pretty Little Liars m…

Send us a text Welcome back from our mini break! This episode we return to the Percy Jackson universe with the best book yet. We're on a roller coaster that only spirals up. There's so much to unpack here, but the highlights include Bianca and Nico's family dynamic, pleas for Uncle Rick to answer our questions dammit, and of course giving our entir…

Send us a text It's finally September! Bre and Maestro are preparing for the fall season with a horror novella to kick things off. Crossroads by Laurel Hightower is a story about grief, motherhood, and how far you'd go for the people you love. TWs for depictions of grief, loss of a child, self harm, and suicide attempts. You can contact us at tmtts…

Send us a text This episode your two favorite sleuthing podcasters talk about the beloved Nancy Drew mystery The Hidden Staircase and discuss various general book qualms. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagram and TikTok. Also on YOUTUBE! THER…

Send us a text Bre and Magic are begging you all to NOT go snooping in random people's bookshelves... but if you do, tell us the hot goss. In this episode you'll find two folk tales read by yours truly: Sky O'Dawn and The Book of Magic. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social m…

Send us a text This episode, Bre and Malpractice talk about Susanna Kaysen's 1993 memoir Girl, Interrupted. Trigger warnings or mentions of suicide, descriptions of attempted suicide, mentions of statutory rape, and other possible triggering mental health discussions. If you or someone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide, hopelessness, …

Send us a text Bre and Mash discuss the second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series this episode. Abundant love for Tyson, abundant hate for Tantalus and Clarisse, and some theories about real-life demigods await you. The Sea of Monsters was published in 2007 and written by Rick Riordan. Warning for depictions of bullying and violence…

Send us a text This bite sized episode is not too big, not too little, but just right. Listen to Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Hina, the Woman in the Moon read by your favorite fairy tale-loving hosts. You can contact us at tmttspodcast@gmail.com Website: https://tmttspodcast.wixsite.com/home Follow us on social media: @tmttspodcast on Instagr…