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The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.
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The Iron Realm Mega Dungeon Crawl & Dark Fantasy Solo RPG Gaming Podcast
The Maze Master, Abel Enzo
Dramatic RPG adventure in a massive Mega Dungeon. Free gaming aids provided. Dark Fantasy Fiction in the classic RPG style. Listen or play!
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Summary: The Goblin Chieftain levels his secret weapon against the Dreggar in their Kingdom. But there is one who would stand against him... Of Special Note: Part Two for the Map Master: Phi One, the Hobgoblin Kingdom. Download Chapter 137: The Horn of Hyron Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following music for The Iron Rea…
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Summary: The Mazari women talk about life and love. Of Special Note: Part One for the Map Master: Phi One, the Hobgoblin Kingdom. Download Chapter 136: Painting Caves Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- A thank you for the following recording by Thimblerig: Custom Audio created for The Iron Realm I edited tracks for volume, lengt…
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Summary: While speaking to Bardar about her love of the stars, Tani receives a compelling gift. Of Special Note: A special opportunity is offered to Character Eight. Download Chapter 135: Star Gift Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for The Iron Realm Podcast by NessaZ was used during Tribal Matters: Cust…
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Summary: Face to face, the Gnome and the Wizard confront what has unexpectedly happened between them. Of Special Note: A Halfling Birthday Party tonight on Real Roleplay. Download Chapter 134: Conflicted Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for The Iron Realm Podcast by Elizabeth Carter Media was used with …
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Summary: The Braeminn requests an exquisite exchange in return for a priceless artifact. Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Sigma One, the Kobold Kingdom, are given unto you! Part Three of Three. Download Chapter 133: Hospitality Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following selection by AmeAngelofS…
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Summary: Dwarf Marx knows the combination to the chamber they've been summoned to. But who is their benefactor deep within the tunnels of Dungeon Level Alpha Two? Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Sigma One, the Kobold Kingdom, are given unto you! Part Two of Three. Download Chapter 132: Secret Meeting Download All Futur…
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Summary: Three Dwarves delve into the erratic mazes of Alpha Two in search of an artifact that is rare beyond rare. Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Sigma One, the Kobold Kingdom, are given unto you! Part One of Three. PLUS - a special Bonus Cast excerpt for my allies. Download Chapter 131: Black Market of Tharr Downloa…
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Summary: When the Unicorn Girl manifests a fortuitous new power, it seems yet there is a glimmer of hope for their continued survival in The Expanse. Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Zeta One, the Orc Kingdom, are given unto you! Part Three of Three. Download Chapter 130: Water and Salvation Download All Future Episodes…
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Summary: Following the sinking of the Red General, Lenora and Solus lay thee down together in the faraway jungle of a castaway isle. Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Zeta One, the Orc Kingdom, are given unto you! Part Two of Three. Download Chapter 129: Spiritual Promise Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --H…
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Summary: As the Tribe of Nora strikes out across the crystal glass plane, Solus the Fighter and Len begin to receive memories of their other life, and of their first meeting upon The Red General. Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets, the unknown Kingdom of Zeta One, the Orc Kingdom, are given unto you! Part One of Three. Download Chapter 128: Into…
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Summary: Veyla calls upon her dark goddess for help – but can she be trusted? And in the end, can this only end in disaster? Of Special Note: The mapping of the dark Dreggar Realm is concluded tonight on Behind the Screen! Download Chapter 127: Question of Loyalty Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following music for The Ir…
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Summary: Not only are their hallucinations real, but the Tribe has now realized that there is a terrifying intelligence at work. Veyla believes that they now face an all-powerful demon. Or a god. Of Special Note: Following the podcast, stay tuned for a special performance from The Iron Realm Dungeon Arena! Download Chapter 126: Sillian God Download…
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Summary: Tani receives inspiration from The Other World, but will the knowledge gained be enough for them to break through the Sillian Mind Probe? Of Special Note: Tonight's Behind the Screen continues the exploration of the Dreggar Kingdom for the Map Master. Download Chapter 125: The Collective Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE…
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Summary: Playing their parts in the illusion and recovering insights from some other time, the Tribe soon realizes all too late that although they are playing through a dream, that the danger of every scene is all too real. Of Special Note: Tonight's Behind the Screen begins the exploration of the Dreggar Kingdom for the Map Master. Download Chapte…
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Summary: A hole-in-the-wall hangout in the seediest part of New Kingspire is the venue that has been chosen for the rendesvous - and it will lead to places the Professor never imagined. Of Special Note: Tonight's Behind the Screen concludes the rendition of Delta One for the Map Master. Download Chapter 123: The Bug Zapper Download All Future Episo…
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Summary: The Professor makes his way through a city of skyskrapers and automobiles in search of a secret ingredient for a critical, and perhaps forbidden, experiment. Of Special Note: Tonight's Behind the Screen continues the rendition of Delta One for the Map Master. Download Chapter 122: Search in New Kingspire Download All Future Episodes & Bonu…
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Summary: Trapped upon an infinite plane of blue crystal glass, the Tribe of Nora finds themselves completely exposed in a strange land the like of which they have never known before, where there is no food and no drink to be found. Of Special Note: The Maze Master's Grand Challenge begins with Episode 121. Grab the associated Extra from the Extras …
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Summary: Solus, Kaylana, and Len make a home together with a fourth member from the city streets of Kingspire. This is their story. Of Special Note: I offer to you the longest of my narratives yet as a special gift for fans of Iron Realm fiction. Download Chapter 120: The Manor House Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- My thanks …
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Summary: Veyla of the Dark Elves has been taken captive by the Tribe of Nora even as they mourn their many dead in an alien and infinite space. Of Special Note: On tonight's Iron Personas we learn the depth of Veyla's personal history. Download Chapter 119: Consent Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for T…
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Summary: Veyla petitions the Tribe of Orson for her life, offering something wholly unexpected in return. Of Special Note: The stats for Veyla are reveled as the newest member of the Tribe joins the fray. Download Chapter 118: Tentative Mercy Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for The Iron Realm Podcast b…
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Summary: Veyla, the last survivor of the Dark Elves, fantasizes about leaving her old world behind and joining instead with the Tribe of Orson. Of Special Note: The Beta One Maze is completed this night, the seventh part in a longrunning series featuring Tile Set One. Download Chapter 117: Dark Elf Dreams Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episod…
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Summary: Deep sorrow is delivered in the aftermath of the explosion as the Tribe discovers that many of their number have died in vain. Of Special Note: The Beta One Maze is reviewed with the Map Master during this 6th installment of the journey. Download Chapter 116: Crystal Aftermath Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The foll…
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Summary: Four are drawn into a deep celebration as a husband and wife are reunited at last. Of Special Note: The Beta One Maze is reviewed with the Map Master during this 5th installment of the journey. Download Chapter 115: Blessed Reunion Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for The Iron Realm Podcast by …
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Summary: Abandoned in the dangerous city streets, what is it that shall become of Kaylana? Of Special Note: Some more advanced spellcasting topics are explored tonight, such as Spell Mimicry, Incantations, and the sharing of spells amongst intimate partners. Download Chapter 114: The Streets of Kingspire Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episode…
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Summary: Behind the scenes, the Dark Elf, Nendra, is pulling the strings as the Dungeon War invasion approaches. As Orson and the others make for their escape, she and her sisters are closing in... Of Special Note: For the Map Master, Tile Set One is explored - as the Realm of Thesselandia is revealed one feature at a time in this third part of a m…
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Summary: In his silver spaceship, El-Zar Koura of the Zeerum throttles the star drive to full power in a desperate attempt to outrun the shockwave created by the indomitable Demi-Wish. Of Special Note: The Water Bearers by John Merle Holes. A NEW Character Eight Roleplay is presented to you this night as a special bonus for all true believers and I…
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Summary: A whisper of the Goblin Tribe's ancient sins are given upon the coins of the bright hoard. What is this secret? The gold tells. The gold tells. Of Special Note: For the honored Map Master. A new strategy for mapping is given this night as well as a first look at the hidden Gnomish Kingdom of Thesselandia. Download Chapter 111: Secret of Go…
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Summary: The Unicorn has been tracked to a secluded chamber of Gamma One. But is there any hope that he has survived? Of Special Note: A new take on the Character Eight Campaign is given this night - a tale of Wynlan, written by John Merle Holes - The Hot Spring. Also, the first whispers of the Mazari Realm, Delta One, is revealed to the Map Master…
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Summary: The Goblins spy upon the intruders to their kingdom using an evil implement in thier own keeping. Meanwhile Kaylana is given a precious possession from her long forgotten past. Of Special Note: The latest book for the Character Eight Campaign is available now. Hear these secrets on tonight's Onyx Vault segement and learn of other new treas…
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Summary: After all, the only way to stem the tide of the Goblin King's evil war is to deprive him of the gold and resources that pay for troops, weapons, and loyalty. Of Special Note: An overview of the Gnomish Character Types - as well as Tani's Level Up. Download Chapter 108: The King's Gold Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- …
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Summary: The Gnomes know the way into Gamma One. Will their secret knowledge be enough to get them in, rescue the Unicorn, and escape all of them alive? Of Special Note: The stats for the Gnomes are rolled up with more behind the screen clues given as well. Download Chapter 107: Icosahedron Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The…
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Summary: The Goblin King has a deadly plan underway. A plan that will subjugate all of the Eight Kingdoms under his domination forever. Of Special Note: Three new characters are introduced this night, and their stories given to you, Travelers - a Warrior Illusionist, a Warrior Cleric, and a Warrior Mentalist. Their introductions are given at last u…
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Summary: With a dangerous threat on the way, the Tribe is cornered in a hole, deep in the bowels of Alpha One. Is there any escape, Travelers? Is there indeed any way out? Of Special Note: This extended length episode includes a BONUS excerpt from The Iron Realm Bonus Cast - including a new reveal regarding an entirely NEW way to participate in The…
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Summary: The origin of the Triplets lays deep in the catacombs of Haidama, and at last Amizar relays the tale. Of Special Note: On tonight's Onyx Vault the 6th book in The Maze Master's Series as well as the NEW Iron Realm: Arena podcast are announced for the first time. Download Chapter 104: Vault of Haidama Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Ep…
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Summary: The Thulians know the secret of the Crystal. Can they be persuaded to give the incantation to the Tribe? Even as the negotiation commences, a new threat comes upon them all. Of Special Note: On tonight's Maze Master's Wisdom the wisdom of maintining a larger tribe is discussed. Download Chapter 103: Secrets of Honan's Company Download All …
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Summary: Amizar at last reveals shadows of the past. The Tribe of Nora encounters the Thulians in their exile. Of Special Note: On tonight's Iron Personas the tale of Tani is put forth. Download Chapter 102: Clones of Haidama Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes --HERE-- The following recording for The Iron Realm Podcast by Meliora Henning…
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Summary: There is something the Wizard never told them. The truth explodes into their midst as two of their number attempt to slay each other in desperate combat. Of Special Note: A special treat for the Map Master. The final spaces of Alpha One are at last revealed to your craft. Download Chapter 101: The Mask Cracks Download All Future Episodes &…
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Summary: The Grumarch. Defeated. The Unicorn. Is lost. The Dungeon War. At Hand. Of Special Note: A special thank you this episode to all my fans, Patrons, and Contributors. Twice as long as any prior episode, the culmination of a 100-episode story arc for all my allies. Iron Realm! Download Chapter 100: Retribution of the Maze Download All Future …
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Summary: The Wood Elf invokes his right against the Grumarch for one final question. But can his gambit possibly pay off and save them all from their deaths? Of Special Note: Stay tuned past the end of the episode for a special 100th Episode teaser. It is coming. Download Chapter 99: Questions & Contracts Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episod…
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Episode 47: We react to Donda (the Dougall boulder)
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This week the Crawl Boys React to Kanye West's new album "Donda". They also speak to supporting local creators, the value of supporting each other in general, social media etiquette, and the weeks achievements for each of them now that they're fully moved in to the Crawl cabana. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by…
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Episode 45: NEW HOUSE "The Crawl Cabana"
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The Crawl world is changing, in this week’s short teaser “episode”, the Crawl boys explain how. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below! https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter @thecrawlpodcas…
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Episode 44: Tokyo Olympics 2021 FUNNY MOMENTS
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This week the Crawl Boys are Olympic obsessed, well at least one of them is. They talk Simone Biles dropping out, the concept of super teams, why Chris Chan was trending, and Bam not being in the new Jackass. Oh yeah, and they’re canceling DaBaby. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below! https:…
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Summary: The Ka have returned. And the Fighter discovers the Priestess upon the last frontier of the Grumarch's Domain - but what shall come of it in the end? Of Special Note: On tonight's Secrets of the Maze Master - mapping the terrain of the Grumach's Domain. Download Chapter 98: Foreign Tongues Download All Future Episodes & Bonus Episodes -HER…
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Episode 43: Worst Jobs In Human History
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This week The Crawl boys determine what the worst job in human history is. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below! https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.insta…
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This week the crawl boys seek a zen state of mind, trying traditional tea and hitting the sensory deprivation tanks. Shaun has no chill while Alex and John have too much. It leads into a deeper discussion on how they see life and how to better themselves. Shaun’s quest for better health, Alex’s quest for self, and John’s quest for enlightenment hop…
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Episode 41: Dear India, I’m really sorry. - Shaun
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This week the crawl Boys apologize to India. Whether it was the New Delhi mud logs, lack of windows,or bovine facials...we’re sorry. Shaun de-escalates fights with some sage advice “Be like owl”. They also talk about how we should arm the jungle, the real reason the pope backs universal healthcare, and how holistic medicine could lead to drastic be…
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