THEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR. The VelociPastor (2017) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) VelocipastorsScream Girl Squad által

As if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY. Black Friday (2021) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth ZombiesScream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn't that just say it all? Killer Sofa (2019) Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer SofasScream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021). Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed GhostsScream Girl Squad által

Jill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but either way it’s a movie worth watching. Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way bars Fright Rating: 4 (out…

They're back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997). Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you askScream Girl Squad által

Some fantastic scares and too much orange soda make it hard for Jill to concentrate on reviewing DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016; Red & Black Films, Seymour Films). Caryn makes minimal attempts to rein in her co-host and accidentally pranks her husband. Don't Knock Twice (2016) Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Orange Fantas Fright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Demon Ladies…

Our hosts are utterly delighted by THE FINAL GIRLS (2015; Groundswell Productions, Studio Solutions, Ulterior Productions), but wish their mushroom pizza had been half as good as the movie. The Final Girls (2015) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut Butter Eggs Fright Rating: 1 (out of 5) Machete-Wielding Guy Watch it with: Basically anyone who loves 80…

Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch the adaptation of one of Caryn's favorite books: DOCTOR SLEEP (2019; Warner Bros., Intrepid Pictures, Vertigo Entertainment). They're not sure what they enjoyed more, their dinner or the movie, so they talk at length about both. BOOK SPOILERS WARNING: As per usual, the spoilers section of this episode spoils…

Sugared up and in the mood for a modern slasher, our hosts watch HELL FEST (2018; Tucker Tooley Entertainment, Ingenuity Studios (visual effects), Valhalla Motion Pictures). Jill finds it impossible to say the word “metal,” and Caryn finds it impossible to watch a particular scene. Hell Fest (2018) Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Jolly Rancher Jelly Heart…

After waiting a long time for it to be released, Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch POLAROID (2019; Dimension Films, BenderSpink, Eldorado Film, Vertigo Entertainment). For some reason, our hosts feel quite a bit of singing is necessary to properly review this film. Polaroid (2019) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies Fright Rating: 2 (out…

Jill and Caryn kick off 2020 with THE HOLE IN THE GROUND (2019; Savage Productions, Bankside Films, Head Gear Films, Metrol Technology, Wrong Men North). We had to cut out over 10 full minutes of laughing at stupid jokes about holes, but we left you with plenty of nonsense. The Hole in the Ground (2019) Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Slices of Cheesecake…

In search of some holiday horror goodness, Jill and Caryn watch ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017; Blazing Griffin, Parkhouse Pictures, Creative Scotland, Black Camel Pictures). We discover that the magic combination for getting both hosts on soapboxes at the same time is horror + musicals.Scream Girl Squad által

In our first official "listener request" episode, Jill and Caryn recap and review the classic film, WAIT UNTIL DARK (1967; Warner Bros.). They disagree on how scary it is, but agree that Roat is an epic villain worth watching again and again.Scream Girl Squad által

Our hosts are perhaps too eager to discuss various bodily functions as they review SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, the film that brought to life some of the creepy stories that traumatized them in their younger days.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn catch the latest entry in one of their favorite horror film franchises with ANNABELLE COMES HOME (2019). Jill loves the soundtrack so much that she pulls a Patrick Wilson and sings part of it.Scream Girl Squad által

Our hosts find an unexpectedly entertaining gem in Hulu's LITTLE MONSTERS (2019; Made Up Stories, Protagonist Pictures, Snoot Entertainment). They laughed all the way through this zombie comedy and all the way through the review.Scream Girl Squad által

Continuing their marathon, Jill and Caryn watch THE HAUNTING (1999; DreamWorks presents, Roth-Arnold Productions). Their opinions on the movie's fun rating differ more than ever before, and Jill figures out the secret to loving a not-great movie for life.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn compare and contrast the 1963 version of THE HAUNTING (An Argyle Enterprises Production) with the Shirley Jackson novel on which it was based, "The Haunting of Hill House." It's a little hard to focus with that handsome Dr. Markway running around their heads, but they muddle through.Scream Girl Squad által

Our hosts finally record their love letter to DARKNESS FALLS (2003; Revolution Studios, Distant Corners, Blue Star) by recapping, reviewing, and shredding apart one of their all-time favorite horror movies while revealing that neither one is very good at math.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn climb way up on a soapbox to talk about proper movie theater etiquette before diving into IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019; KatzSmith Productions, Lin Pictures, New Line Cinema, Rideback, Vertigo Entertainment) for an in-depth review and analysis.Scream Girl Squad által

Up too late and full of sugar, Jill and Caryn review DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (2010; Miramax (presents), FilmDistrict (in association with), Necropia, Gran Via, Tequila Gang) between bouts of giggles and memories of better Guy Pierce movies.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill’s voice is adorably but painfully croaky, so the task of recapping UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB (2018; Bazelevs Production, Blumhouse Productions) falls to Caryn. Our hosts try to figure out exactly how the dark web works (surprise! they have no idea!) and throw around lots of computer terms they have no business using.…

In preparation for the second chapter of IT, Jill and Caryn re-watch and review IT (2017; New Line Cinema (presents), RatPac-Dune Entertainment (in association with), Vertigo Entertainment, Lin Pictures, KatzSmith Productions). It's a story they're intimately familiar with after watching the 1990 mini-series a sickening number of times, a fact whic…

The lure of READY OR NOT (2019; Mythology Entertainment, Vinson Films) is too much to resist, so in a Scream Girl Squad first, Jill and Caryn go to an actual movie theater and review a brand-new film. Our hosts are enamored with the cast, and Jill leverages Adam Brody’s cuteness to convince Caryn that they need to marathon The OC.…

Jill and Caryn pay the price on a bad gamble with School Spirit (2019; Blumhouse Television, "Into the Dark" Episode 11) and end up reminiscing about their own school misadventures, as per usual.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn recap and review the modern take on a classic Mexican horror story, The Curse of La Llorona (2019; Atomic Monster, New Line Cinema). Jill flexes her IMDB muscles and Caryn gets nuts with background theories.Scream Girl Squad által

Nostalgia gets the better of Jill and Caryn, prompting them to re-watch and review Thirteen Ghosts (2001; Warner Bros., Columbia Pictures, Dark Castle Entertainment, 13 Ghosts Productions Canada Inc.). The realization that this film is 18 years old transforms our co-hosts into grumpy old ladies who don't understand or agree with today's fashions.…

Jill and Caryn beat the summer heat by recapping and reviewing season three of Stranger Things (Netflix, 21 Laps Entertainment, Monkey Massacre) and remembering the many ways they managed to muck up their early romances.Scream Girl Squad által

Jill and Caryn review "Truth or Dare" (2018, Blumhouse Productions) and worry they're each hiding giant, life-altering secrets from each other. Also discussed: upcoming horror releases, the increasing attractiveness of beards and chest hair, and why Jill is scared of mirrors.Scream Girl Squad által

In the first official episode of Scream Girl Squad, Jill, Caryn, and Caryn's cats review Pet Sematary (2019, Alphaville Films, Di Bonaventura Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Room 101) and only mis-pronounce John Lithgow's name 86 times.Scream Girl Squad által