Turn your droids off, it’s time for the last chapters of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye! Featuring Logi Grimgengoilervalker and Bea Arthur! This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 12 This week’s glistener question: SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HEATH (required) Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Websit…

On this week’s episode of Rogue Podron, we continue discussing Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, written by…..was it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Or Olivia N. John? James Earl Jones, maybe? Regardless, the point is, Luke likes it wet. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 10-11 This week’s glistener question: What is a slippery death th…

Space worms. Space worms, everywhere. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 8-9 This week’s glistener question: Which body part would be the most inconvenient to lose the ability to sweat? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.c…

Luke and Leia find themselves in a maximum security prison. Luckily, a combination of large windows and some new Yuzzem friends render this obstacle merely a minor annoyance. Much like the cloud of tiny bugs constantly swarming Corellians. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 5-7 This week’s glistener question: What other in…

This episode contains a discussion of chapters 3-4 of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye by Alan Dean Foster. This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 3-4 This week’s glistener question: What unknown and useless power does the kaiburr crystal have? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.rog…

Somehow, Rogue Podron has returned. And we’re in our Twincest Era, as we dive into the oldest Star Wars book, Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. Join us for a Circuspussian adventure, but BYOL (bring your own lubricants). This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 1-2 This week’s glistener question: Which Rogue Podron host will be retiri…

This week’s episode of Rogue Podron is rated NC-17 due to greater than three [3] uses of the term “G*ping M*w.” Glistener discretion is advised. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 55-the end. This week’s glistener question: What is Spanta Claus going to bring your favorite Star Wars character for Christmas this year? C…

It’s the penultimate episode of 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel, as Han and Leia encounter a variety of fish friends, art exports, and Jedi tails. Are you currently being eternally punished? Let us know by hitting us up on Tumblr! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 49-54. This week’s glistener question: Come up with a Star Wars…

We’re feeling existential this week, as we ponder the end of the world (rational and irrational), the good old days of Snoke theories, and whether or not Yens is our new favorite Star Wars character. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 43-48. This week’s glistener question: What is your existential fear? Contact Us: Twe…

HELP US PRINCESS LEIA, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE is written on ever wall in this castle, but Leia still hasn’t noticed and we are still waiting for Soran Keize to show up and punch everyone in the face. Please up-nut this episode. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 37-42. This week’s glistener question: If Han got dressed, …

We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 31-36. This week’s glistener question: Who would be your emotional support companion if …

Han Solo likes eating pie, being naked, and being alone. Let’s discuss. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 25-30. This week’s glistener question: Ruin another character from Jabba’s Palace for us. Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon…

The honeymoon continues! Han and Leia are enjoying their dream vacation aboard the Halcyon – they might even see each other at some point. In the meantime, though, there’s plenty of fruit, climate simulators, and work emails for us to enjoy. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 19-24. This week’s glistener question: What…

Pack your bags, it’s time for the honeymoon! Han and Leia spend approximately 3.69 seconds together before Han is off looking for a card game and Leia is off looking for another ten work assignments. At least Captain Daddy Dicto is here to provide us with some eye candy. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 13-18. This w…

Ring the wedding bells and try not to leak too much oil – Han and Leia are tying the knot! Join us as we experience Meg experiencing Leia experiencing Meg’s dream wedding. Yoo-ben, indeed! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 7-12. This week’s glistener question: Share an excerpt (or the entirety) of C-3PO’s best man spe…

The invitations have been sent. The woot horns have been polished. The rope ladders have been hung. It’s time for the greatest wedding of the century – take 2! Join us as we experience the courtship of Princess Leia, this time in canon! This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, Prologue through Chapter 6. This week’s glistener questio…

This episode is about revenge and specifically, the doing of it. Zorba the Hutt did a revenge, for example. Was it a good revenge or a bad revenge? All our thoughts, plus an exclusive sneak preview of our eulogies! This week’s glistener question: What is a revenge you want to do? Tell us the revenge and then we will tell you if it is a good revenge…

Hop aboard the Zorba Express as we blast our way through the braze and into book 3 of the Jedi Prince series: Zorba the Hutt’s Revenge. Join us as we discover housekeeping droids, white feminist Luke Skywalker, and slightly handsomer Chewbacca. Han and Leia are here too but…it’s complicated. This week’s glistener question: Who are you hoping to see…

KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! This week’s glistener question: What will get Kenobi to leave Tatooine for season 2 of Kenobi? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.…

Another book read with Rogue Podron comes to a close. Kyp Durron achieves an achievement. Wedge Antilles is cute. Cilghal is the only adult in this book. And…are those eggs or….? This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 31-the end This week’s glistener question: What one change would George Luca…

Off to Ithor we go! As we peacefully float above the planet’s surface, we try to find the plot that we seem to have lost along the way, but these chapters are almost as coherent as Jedi Master Bimbo Boss’s holocron. And has anyone heard from Dorsk-81? This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 25-…

Honestly, I have no idea what happened in this one after about seven minutes because my internet cut out because I’m at camp. I’m sure it was totally chill though. This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 21-24 This week’s glistener question: What two Star Wars characters do you want to see hug?…

Exar-sensei is going to teach us all the secrets of the Dark Side, but first, Mon Calamari is under attack! Maybe Luke Skywalker and his Jedi Academy will show up to save the day lol nah no they won’t. Anyways, please enjoy some children’s stories. This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 16-20 …

While we weren’t able to attend Star Wars Celebration: Anaheim 2022 together in person, we gathered on Zoom for a virtual LIVE show and unboxed all the goodies that Celebration gave to us. The High Republic! Visions! Daddy Mando! A TV show we all enjoyed?? All this and so much more. Join us as we find out: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!? Contact Us: Tweet us …

Hop aboard the struggle bus and don’t forget to pack your water-bottle lightsabers! Ackbar is feeling sad and there’s only one being in the galaxy that can cheer him up: his true soulmate and our new OTP: Winter! (Alternative, equally acceptable answer: Meg.) This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chap…

Everyone in Dark Apprentice is sad and/or dead this week. Our special guest, Dillon, however, is the opposite of sad and/or dead this week, as he offers us a very unbiased and objective review of the sexiness of Dexter Jettster’s competency in Star Wars: Brotherhood: A Star Wars novel by Mike Chen (spoiler alert: very). What will Dex’s step-boyfrie…

We’re off to Vortex as we kick off another Legends extravaganza full of tonal whip-lash and hatred of the odds. We only wish Darth Vader had made an appearance in this one. This week’s chapters: The Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson, chapters 1-5 This week’s glistener question: What is your favorite Star Wars Olympic sport?…

Hold onto your Force-nubs, folks, because Rogue Podron is back and doing what we do best! In this episode, Danni tells the rogues about everything they experienced on a recent trip to Galaxy’s Edge and the rogues return the favor by telling Danni about everything they missed in the first book of the Jedi Academy trilogy. The War On Bugs ain’t gonna…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss the Shattered Fin television series. In this episode, we talk about the Baleeners’ day at the beach! Will Mash ever just relax? Will Sash and Ash make a smart decision for once in their lives? Will Dash make their natural history lectures interesting for once? Will Hash finally a…

Joined by guests Chris Werms and Wesley, we’re flashing back in time to catch up on what’s been happening in Marvel’s High Republic comics during the second batch of issues, #6-10. Join us as we discuss Keeve and Sskeer’s attempts to parse out Dark Side and Light, mis-pronouning representation in Star Wars, and snakes, bunnies, and raccoons, oh my!…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Boba Fett made an appearance in this one! In this episode: The Book of Boba Fett, chapter 7 Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. We had a lot of thoughts and feelings about these episodes and very few of them were positive…so know that going in. That said, they prompted a number of important conversations that we wish more Star Wars fans were having. In this episode: The Book of Boba …

New years, new tears! Meg, Saf, and Danny are back to discuss the latest installment in the third wave of the first phase of High Republic stories: The Fallen Star by Claudia Gray! We talk full spoilers about all the reasons we are sad, all the reasons we are glad, and all the reasons why Leox Gyasi is the greatest character in the history of Star …

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. We’re going on a Heroes Journey today. GONK. In this episode: The Book of Boba Fett, chapter 4 Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by …

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Let’s honey-fuggle it up with Boba’s Bozos and Boyles. In this episode: The Book of Boba Fett, chapter 3 GoFundMe for Dave Wolverton’s family: https://gofund.me/e310fda4 Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.ro…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. But first, let’s rank all of our favorite noses in Star Wars. In this episode: The Book of Boba Fett, chapter 2 Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/rogue…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Take off your shirt and join us in the bacta tank. In this episode: The Book of Boba Fett, chapter 1 Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Host…

It’s a Life Day Miracle! Your friends from Rogue Podron are here to bring the holiday cheer by….discussing….uh…..more about the Lost City of the, uh……just a second. (Are we sure this is going to bring them holiday cheer? This book was Not Good. Where is the holiday cheer? Oh……….wait did you say milk? Okay.) Um. IN THIS EPISODE WE SING A SONG AND TA…

This is the end of the Lost City of the Jedi. Spoiler alert: they found it. This week’s glistener question: Did Return of the Jedi happen? Discuss. AND. What are some of Kadann’s other balls that we didn’t see? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.co…

For season 22, we are revisiting the Glove-verse with the second book in the Glove of Darth Vader series: the Lost City of the Jedi. It’s not good. But we had fun anyways. Join us for a deep discussion on the nature of life, death, and Zoochberry pies. This week’s glistener question: What song would you want played for you before you were executed …

Meg, Saf, and Danny are joined by High Republic graphic novel aficionado Dillon to discuss the first High Republic original manga series: the Edge of Balance by Shima Shinya, Justina Ireland, and Mizuki Sakakibara. We discuss our feelings about this iteration of the drengir (scary!), this iteration of Stellan Gios (sexy!), our excitement around ori…

Despite the constant bullying, Byn and Dakota from the Skyhoppers have returned again to discuss their spoiler-filled thoughts about the Tempest Runner audio drama by Cavan Scott. We discuss how this compared to previous Star Wars audio dramas, Lourna Dee’s journey, the physiology of blurrg, and, of course, Marchion Ro’s mouthbreather of a voice. C…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Except on this episode, we are discussing a Star Wars book based off of Star Wars television. And we are joined by extra special guest, Emma Mieko Candon, the author of Ronin! In this spoiler filled episode, we pick Emma’s brain about the process for writing…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Let’s rock! In this episode: Star Wars: Visions: T0-B1 and Tatooine Rhapsody Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danny, Saf, H…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Come and contemplate mortality with us. Roger, roger! In this episode: Star Wars: Visions: the Village Bride and the Ninth Jedi Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.p…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. Enjoy this episode while you can, Texans! In this episode: Star Wars: Visions: The Twins, Lop and Ocho Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Ho…

Danny is joined by Podron friend and besalisk super-expert Dillon to discuss the first five issues of Marvel’s The High Republic comic series. Together, they talk about the tongue-twisting pair of Sskeer and Keeve, the strengths of using comics as a storytelling medium in the High Republic era, the joys of seeing the drengir in visual form, and muc…

Welcome to the Podralorian, the Rogue Podron spinoff where we discuss Star Wars television. You better listen to this episode before this pot boils! In this episode: Star Wars: Visions: The Duel, The Elder, and Akakiri Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at roguepodron@gmail.com. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pa…

It’s finale time! Will Luke ever be satisfied? Will Lando invest in a multilevel marketing scheme? Will Han ever hug his kids? What’s next for the brave slimes at the blobstacle course!? Find out with Rogue Podron as we read Jedi Search, chapters 27 through Epilogue. This week’s glistener question: What do wookiee eggs taste like? Contact Us: Tweet…

Meg, Saf, and Danny gather together to discuss the second YA release in the High Republic: Out of the Shadows by Justina Ireland. (Danny was on rugged internet, so sounds a little interrupt-y at times – sorry about that!!) We discuss the nerd squad, how we’re living for the aro/ace representation, and, you know it, Yaddle. Contact Us: Tweet us @rog…