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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@n ...
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Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6…
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Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN…
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Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - …
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Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL…
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Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipsh…
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Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Ja…
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We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacks…
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Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10…
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Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Li…
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The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jack…
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Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 -…
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Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/2…
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Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, F…
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Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, …
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Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HU…
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A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, G…
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Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma,…
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Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/…
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First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Port…
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Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 P…
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Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: ht…
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Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tou…
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Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://jo…
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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.c…
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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/t…
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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time. ------ Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/28 Durham, NC 3/29 Macon, GA 3/30 Chattanooga, TN…
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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/…
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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper" Intro (0:00) NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15) Stalker or genius? (37:32) Cold plunge (50:26) Supermo…
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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/8 Royal Oak, MI 3/9 Fort Wayne, IN 3/10 Peoria, IL 3/22 Buffalo, NY 3/23 T…
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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned Intro (0:00) Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34) DisneyDad (30:10) Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30) ------ WAT…
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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling.... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Zanesville (5:45) Baby names (29:11) Citizenship quiz (43:31) Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Stateme…
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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/16 Munhall, PA 2/1…
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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore. Intro (0:00) Are we doing content? (4:45) Tracy Chapman (18:10) Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44) OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"…
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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Smart or Dumb (18:42) Celebrity fans (34:30) Crypto pastor (39:19) Ben Rector (55…
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It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle... Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Can't read (4:46) Grocery store gratitude (23:22) Kevin Garnett (38:40) Strawberry milk mob (45:17) Pregnant on a place (49:40) You are a billionaire (1:11:08) -----…
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A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on w…
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Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Bruce Bruce (6:52)) Comic view (21:00) White club …
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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Dave Barnes (8:25) Being a comic (16:10) Novelty is king (40:20) Shame (1:04:55) Christ Chella (1:24:40) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Sp…
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It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team! ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John…
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If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19 Columbia, SC 1…
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It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) The truth about celebrity photos (10:45) Married her twin (19:34) King Solomon (44:23) Shohei Ohtani (54:45) Comment section (58:20) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=…
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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think... ------ WATCH: https://w…
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Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) John got hacked (13:15) Pandemic skip (54:00) Chik-fil-a (1:03:10) Jack Harlow (1:10:30) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Stateme…
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If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Namibia (13:10) Pick it up & preach (17:15) Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact che…
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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/2 Columbus…
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This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43) Chrisley's i…
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