***DIX 96: Episode 32 “Infested with Rats" Bar Rats join us live in studio and we sit down with the stand-in host during Ralphie’s hospitalization. In the news, we discuss a band notorious for leaving shit’s on the stage. Musical Guests: The Lockdowns, Quinn the Brain, Fairvale Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, t…

***DIX 96: Episode 31 “Relapse Radio!" Ralphie relapses in real time! We are then joined in studio by Constance, the invisible entity that torments Ralphie’s sleep. We try and pitch a new show idea to deaf ears and we totally dismiss the efforts of Jicky Peafron of Brain Maggot after inviting him in studio to discuss his band. Musical Guests: Fart …

***DIX 96: Episode 30 “He’s Having Another Episode" Season 3 presents the grand finale of DIX! We revisit some of our favorite bloopers from the show! We finally catch up on listener submitted reviews and shout outs! Reduardo rejoins us in studio and brings along a special guest! Join us for a heart-warming episode of DIX and watch Ralphie have ano…

***DIX 96: Episode 29 “Heavy Armed Pepper Pass" We discuss a big on-air fight between two big news anchors. We cover the “5 Most Regretable Tattoos” and I fall asleep while speaking with the inventor of the Lazy Susan! Musical Guests: Scream at the Sky, Shot Caller, Filly Hole Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie’s at Acadia, Th…

***DIX 96: Episode 28 “The Runs, You Fool!" No more N words! That’s the big push from The Left Right. We discuss the creation of a new coin! That’s exciting, right? A man joins us to talk about his travelling one-man show and we have Rick Chungus of Dick Fungus call in to the studio to discuss their upcoming album! Musical Guests: Carl Reed and the…

***DIX 96: Episode 27 “This Is Halloween!" In the news, local man injects children’s candy with Ritalin and a costume party gone wrong! We are joined in studio by Ejacula and an Uber driver helps me summon Bloody Mary. We are also joined by a special secret guest! Musical Guests: The Pukebox, Castles of Colossus, *Reagan Youth Sponsors: Pizza Cowbo…

***DIX 96: Episode 26 “The Beast With 20 Chins" We take a look into the Obituary of Bitches. We are also joined live in studio by Tangled Urethra who play a live song off of an upcoming album! We spend some time sitting down with famous movie director, Duffin Rothkey. Musical Guests: Rip Ass, Jeremy Carswell, Mourning Bliss Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy R…

***DIX 96: Episode 25 “Blow It Out Your Butt!" We cover the new Bimmy Juffet tour coming to town. I sit down with a real life neanderthal! Kathy (from Kathy’s Fart Yoga) joins us in studio to “clear the air”. Musical Guests: The Coon Dogs, The Violent Femboys, Castles of Colossus Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie’s at Acadia,…

***DIX 96: Episode 24 “Harshed Mellows" Yet another ADHD episode of channel-surfing. You switch over to the soy boys at CHAA Radio and learn of harshed mellows and grain housing. You’re a fly on the wall at a book club op-ed. You hop into an exciting episode of “Wild Piles” with Scat Man Steve Bryant. Notice all the you talk. Wasn’t we. That was al…

***DIX 96: Episode 23 “The Sound of Silence" Studio intern, Lester, takes over as Ralphie suffers from diarrhea. We’re joined on air by a famous vocalist from an all-air band. We learn about the gay side effects of an over-the-counter prescription drug and we have a ticket giveaway. Musical Guests: Silly Idol, Leather Not Pleather, Carl Reed and th…

***DIX 96: Episode 22 “If You Die in Mario, You Die in Real Life!" We are joined live on air by famous vigilante “The Social Lubricant”! In our “Eye on Business” segment, we are invited in to visit the “Honey Dew Bee Company”. In the news, we cover the new discovery that finally explains spontaneous human combustion! Musical Guests: Nervous Habits,…

***DIX 96: Episode 21 “A Picture is Worth a Thousand Turds" In the news, an outbreak of mouth herpes at a church in Maine and the president passes his job on to a family member. In a segment we call “Don’t Quote Me on That”, we have the staff provide some of their favorite quotes for us to reflect on on-air. We are also joined in studio by the titu…

***DIX 96: Episode 20 “Killer Clowns from Crawling Space" We discuss the upcoming “Drywall Destruction” tour. We bust out an old dusty soundboard and we are joined in studio by infamous serial killer clown, John Bon Gacy. Musical Guests: Two Minute Hate, Colournoise, Zombieface Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie’s at Acadia, T…

***DIX 96: Episode 19 “Critical Fail" In the news, a DnD game takes an odd turn and we rename unwanted erections. Bilson Frippleburg joins us in studio to discuss his latest best-selling novel, “Chicago Burning”. Also, I get stuck baby-sitting on “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day. Musical Guests: Beard Jitsu, Teddy Cruiser and the Constables, Bullethead…

***DIX 96: Episode 18 “A Trivial Pursuit" We learn about a man who travels back in time to a point where he doesn’t know how to time travel. We play “Stump the Slotts” where listeners submit a question to try and stump our host. We have three former guests on to try their hand at trivia. Musical Guests: Bayou City Kids, Buschk, Carrion Sun Sponsors…

***DIX 96: Episode 17 “Hot Bodies In Pain" Famous Action star, Philtrum Cocyx, of “Face Fister” fame joins us to discuss his personal life. We weigh in on the big controversy surrounding some recent statements by “Scat Man” Steve Bryant and I pitch a new segment to the deaf ears of my producer. Musical Guests: Dead Rabbits, Skull Seeker Sponsors: P…

***DIX 96: Episode 16 “I Don’t Want to Attend Your Competition" Chubby Blumpkin of Bung Rot joins us live in the studio! I also host my 27th Hot Dog Eating contest on air. We discuss the rise of The Trophy Hunters, men who dress as hunters and attend Furry conventions. We learn about a man who accidentally gets into a staring contest with himself. …

We learn about a mishap at a bachelorette party. We discuss the annual “Runs Through the Hills” skiing competition, share the new discovery of a famous presidential lisp and I get duped by a kid on Reddit into spreading misinformation. Musical Guests: The Optimystik, Scream at the Sky, The Pukebox Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tr…

We are joined on air by my 5th wife, Porticia Slotts, where she and myself take a compatibility test and she, as always, gets too drunk to perform. We regretfully have Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster on for an interview. We also learn about the first AI Chatbot catfish. Musical Guests: Jeremy Carswell and the Nymphs, Epic Death, Buster Whilaby and…

You very quickly (and rudely) hop over to Rodeo Radio for their twisted view of the world. While channel surfing, you hear a performance on Silverscreen Slam Poetry. Once you tune back into DIX, we have Phallic Choad in to scare us all with his latest conspiracy theory. Because you couldn’t keep your hands off that dial, you ALSO missed most of our…

Celebrity Impressionist, Eugene Portojohn, joins us in studio with his wacky celebrity impressions! Stiffy Nixon of Dingus brings us the latest news on their latest release: “Fingers Don’t Go There”. We learn about a man hoping to become a shrimp and hear the harrowing tale of a ouija board summoning and online creeper. Musical Guests: The Coon Dog…

https://dix96.com/Hypnotist Ricker McVicker joins us in hopes to put me under for a fun exploitation of my subconscious! We discuss Discussion Hostage, the new escape rooms that are quickly crossing the nation. We talk about the new big album “Sweaty Tracksuits” release from The Guidos. Musical Guests: Shot Caller, Crow Monger and Deadweight Sponso…

Deyvon Carolton explains his surprising departure from Exploded Hernias. We learn more than we wanted to about PC DnD. We get into the news of a rift between ventriloquists’ dummies. We close out season one with a word from our producer. Musical Guests: Colournoise and Bar Rats Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie’s at Acadia, C…

We are joined in studio by Hunk Holgan and Mancho Mang to promote their upcoming event, Wristlemania, the world’s biggest hand-shaking competition. I try my hand at stand-up comedy before a rude interruption. In the news, we discuss the terrifying discovery of the Redneck Ratking. Musical Guests: Nervous Habits, The Steve Satchel Band and Heathen’s…

We would have had President Golthwait on but you changed the station too soon. Your loss. We were able to discuss the random protests all over the nation before you did. But then you kept jumping around to things like “The Church of Daytime Television” and “Greaseball”, the radio station specifically for Italians. When you switched back, we were al…

***DIX 96: Episode 7 “Forced Inclusion” We speak with a man who was kidnapped by the Italian Mafia. We almost forget to debut a new single by Bung Rot. In the news, we cover fundraising page, Gimme Gimme, and their call to action raising help for a certain demographic. We also discuss the new dangerous trend of “Forced Inclusion”. Musical Guests: B…

Rob Bryan of our sister-station, The Butt, joins us in studio to discuss the craft! We give away two tickets to an exclusive nudist beach, Sandy Sacks. In the news, local man sells his soul to the devil and a bad accident backs up traffic. Musical Guests: Scream at the Sky, Worm Suicide, Queed Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Drake …

We host a live painting session with Fecal Artist, Reduardo. We give out tickets to a Monster Sluts show and we cover news stories about backwards pants and interview a local man who aims to fight the Government. Special Guest Vocals for Monster Sluts: Ian Parker and Brandon Greenbaum Musical Guests: Beard Jitsu, Bar Rats and The Donal Trumpets. Sp…

Reverend Shawn Also joins us to discuss the Baptist Methodist Christ on a Cracker Church. We have our big t-shirt giveaway as well as discuss a local mix up for a popular Klick Klocker and share a weather report. Musical Guests: Bullethead, Whiskey-Fueled Death and Sadie Mae Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Adult Pacifiers, Jock the…

We interview a different Papa John and have special guest, Jason Tickler, of Cocaine Scabs in studio. We discuss the trending news of a recent time reversal and of the recent arrests of Taters N Baines. Musical Guests: The Pukebox, Carrion Sun and Two Minute Hate Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Double Dentistry, Fairy Queen and Kat…

Prank-caller Chuck Fingers performs an on-air prank call, news stories about Ghallager, the health benefits of eating dirt, a fire at "Hooters", how to stop hurricanes and the new movie release of "Harambo". Also featuring a word from our producer, Matt Hughes. Musical Guests: Epic Death, Hepatitis G and Colournoise Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, …

Mister Beef of Beef Stick and the Tummy Rumblers joins us in studio, we give away 2 free VIP passes to "Stinkfest" and share news stories about D'Mowgee's new product line and of a new statue built downtown. Musical guests: Bar Rats, The Steve Satchel Band and Teddy Cruiser and The Constables Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Incestr…