Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Sw…

It's a jumbled mess, I admit.

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

My thoughts on what we should do in the wake of the election.

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!

In the wake of Trump winning, I thought that it would be a good time to rebroadcast the episode I released in 2016 after Hillary lost.

The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!

Yup. That's exactly what happens in this episode.

My History Can Beat Up Your Politics: https://myhistorycanbeatupyourpolitics.wordpress.com/ Wired article: https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-militia-organizing-election/

Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2024/10/episode-454-its-worse-than-i-can.html

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!

Show notes with the all important kitten photo are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2024/10/episode-453-bavarian-witches.html

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!

It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!

After a visit with hot Father Anthony, Olivia is determined to fight back. The club suddenly burns, no insurance, too bad for Milton and Olivia has a big surprise for us at the end. Way to go Olivia!!!All Things Comedy által

It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video at SwearNet.com! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Sh!trockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!…

Bottoms up! Milton is back, like a ghost, but a ghost with a threat. He gains control of the club with violence. Olivia is devastated.All Things Comedy által

Summer's about to f**k off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!

Links to the podcast I mentioned: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-lions-led-by-donkeys-podca-31015945/episode/episode-327-the-rwandan-genocide-211543930/ https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-lions-led-by-donkeys-podca-31015945/episode/episode-328-the-rwandan-genocide-214016819/ https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-lions-led-by-donkeys-podca-31015945…

Bottoms up! The club fight is all over the news. Olivia begins to suspect she was set up. She is investigating who among her employees, the people she felt she nurtured, is behind this attack.All Things Comedy által

Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!

Bottoms up! Olivia is raking in the money and she never looks back on that night on the water. A local shock jock comes into the club one night and stirs up trouble. Olivia and her dancers fight back, Jerry Springer style and the club is in chaos.All Things Comedy által

Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!

3D Printing News, some science news, and some political news for ya!

I hope the audio's better on this. Show notes will be up later this week.

Bottoms up! Olivia is falling for this guy so hard she is not paying attention to how close he is getting to the business behind her back. He is a con man and Olivia is not one to take being conned lightly. Olivia takes him out for a moonlight boat ride that neither one of them will ever forget.All Things Comedy által

The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as f**k at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some f**ked-up sh*t. Plus: Conky goes TOO F**KIN' FAR!!

Bottoms up! While scouting clubs for new male dancers, Olivia is involved in a raid. She bails the hottest guy out of jail, then takes him home for a night of lovemaking, so hot that even reading about it makes Vicki and Shawn horny and jealous.All Things Comedy által

The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!

Bottoms up! When a conservative group tries to shut her club down, Olivia turns to a hot young Priest for help. With this handsome Priest on her side, the club might make it.All Things Comedy által

Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!

Hopefully, I've got the audio issues fixed.