Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain: "There is no story here, only an all-pervading pathology hallucinated into being through the instruments of our genera…

One 70s late-night talk show host, lots of behind the scenes footage and too many unsuspecting audience members, we're recapping LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL! Trailer Movie stats @ 26:01 Recap @ 36:57 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t…

Please hold while we add peyote and a beer can to our survival toolkit!!!!! The brilliant Avital Ash (Workshops Her Suicide Note) joins us to discuss Coralie Fargeat's insane 2017 film REVENGE....maybe our favorite "competent victim" movie yet?!? Trailer Movie stats @ 11:50 Recap @ 28:39 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagr…

Time-travel, teens, therapy and the most stacked cast ever (Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore, Seth Rogen.....let me go on?!) - we're recapping DONNIE DARKO! Henley is in the hot seat this week as she tries to recreate the movie that defined her adolescence (lol). Wish her luck. Happy Easter everyone!!! Movie s…

Get out your CB radios, we're recapping JOY RIDE with Kurt Schmidt (Physical Therapy: A Movie Podcast)!! Paul Walker, Steve Zahn and Leelee Sobieski star in this perfect 2001 horror/thriller. We're coming for you Canddyyyy Canneeeee!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:04 Recap @ 26:31 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check o…

Four leaf clovers, pots o' gold and a murderous, shoe-obsessed little man, we're recapping the movie Jennifer Aniston wish she'd never starred in, LEPRECHAUN! Happy St. Patrick's Day to us!!! Trailer Movie stats @ 15:36 Recap @ 25:08 Check out Emily and Joel's new podcast A Couple! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Ch…

A step-mom, a ghost mom and two completely sane siblings, we're recapping Kim Jee-woon's A TALE OF TWO SISTERS! This South-Korean psychological horror film is just the ticket for perking up our weeks!! Just kidding! We feel terrible! Charles Dickens would be proud <3 TW: Suicide, Child Abuse Trailer Movie stats @ 20:20 Recap @ 26:28 Follow the show…

Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck yourself, sir!! TW: Child abuse Trailer Movie stats @ 18:17 Recap @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast…

A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie (NYT, Unclear and Present Danger) as he very casually breaks down this movie AND quantum physics for us!! This …

Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:43 Recap begins @ 26:37 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise…

When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us! Ravenous is available to rent on VOD. Trailer Movie stats @ 11:55 Recap @ 26:11 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episod…

We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired! Perfect Blue is streaming on Shudder. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:40 Recap begins @ 23:56 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter…

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One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS! Movie stats @ 20:43 Recap begins @ 24:05 Trailer Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch …

We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We aren't thinking too hard about this one, just enjoying our new favorite weapon - massive antlers!! Trailer Movie stat…

Our apologies to all the mothers out there 🙏 Trailer Movie stats @ 22:49 Recap begins @ 28:06 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise …

Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it until....October 2020??? Dang, that's brutal. Trailer Movie stats @ 15:03 Recap begins @ 20:45 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitt…

Sammy is flying solo today for a recap of her favorite horror movie of 2023...Birth/Rebirth. Streaming on Shudder. Check out our Patreon if you'd like to vote for our January recap, 2x bonus episodes a month and other additional content! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify…

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We're putting the creators of this movie on the naughty list!!!!!!! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley, and Sammy. Advertise on Too Scary; Didn't Watch via Gumball.fm See Pr…

Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is one Gizmo please!! Join us as we recap the classic Christmas horror, GREMLINS!! Trailer Movie stats @ 13:39 Recap begins @ 28:13 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify an…

Grab your dollar store wigs because we are headed back to Forks to recap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Join us to find out if any of the extremely toxic behavior on display in this film has dissuaded us from being Team Edward or Team Jacob. (Not likely!) Trailer Movie trivia @ 14:06 Recap begins @ 29:05 Check out our Patreon if you'd like to vote for…

One terrible idea for a web series, one hundred red flags, and the hottest we've ever seen Mark Duplass, we're recapping CREEP 2!!! A perfect film, according to Rotten Tomatoes (and us??). Thank you to our Patrons for picking this one and taking us on this beautiful/deranged journey! Check out our Patreon if you'd like to vote for our January recap…

There's something strange in the neighborhood and our ghostbusters are being a little too chill about it!! This week we are honored to be joined by Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse (Dead Meat) to discuss the very unsettling 2018 Argentinian horror film TERRIFIED. So pull on some jeans and hop into your twin bed cuz it's time to get...terrified.…

It's our November bonus recap and what better way to practice gratitude than to discuss Eli Roth's new slasher...Thanksgiving?! You will come home for the holidays...in a body bag. Thanksgiving is in theaters now Full episode is available on our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5…

This week we are thankful for our soon to be HOT DAD, Robert Pattinson!! And of course we are most thankful for all of YOU xoxo This episode was originally released as a bonus episode on our Patreon in August 2021. Recap begins @ 22:46 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and addi…

This week we are thrilled to be joined by comedian, Misha Brown (The Big Flop) to discuss 2006's SLITHER, a disgusting af horror-comedy. It's GROSS, y'all!! Pray for us :) Recap begins @ 25:25 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watc…

Kaitlyn Dever, zero dialogue, rotary phones, and townspeople that really hold a grudge, we're recapping Hulu's NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! Shocked and honored to be joined by #1 NYT bestselling author Casey McQuiston (Red White & Royal Blue, The Pairing) to discuss this film/deranged Anthropologie ad campaign!!! Trailer Movie intro @ 18:42 Recap begins @…

Is it time for a Russellaissance because Russell Crowe is *perfection* in THE POPE'S EXORCIST! Join us and Paul F. Tompkins as we discuss this absoolutely unhinged film and our absoolutely *inspired* Halloween costumes!!! This audio is edited from our LIVE show! The unabridged, video version will be available until 11/5. Get the replay here! Movie …

Sammy is flying solo (spooky!!) for this extra bonus Halloween recap of Skinamarink. To hear reviews of the other horror movies she has watched this spooky season, join our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Emily, Henley…

Nasty nightgowns, creepy child drawings and one hot dad - we're recapping The Others! We are continuing our journey through the decades with this early 2000s haunted house film. Thank you to our patrons for choosing it! Now close your curtains tight and join us. Trailer Movie talk begins @ 25:25 Recap begins @ 38:21 Get tickets to our live show on …

Who needs a coherent plotline when you have Katie Holmes, James Marsden, and a crisp 86-minute run-time??? Not this movie! We're diving into the 90's this week with DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, a film about how reading Kurt Vonnegut makes you the smartest man in the room. Sounds razor! Trailer Recap begins @ 23:46 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, …

Headless bodies, bodiless heads, glow-stick green goo, and one scene that makes us EXTREMELY angry, we're recapping the 1985 classic RE-ANIMATOR! Extra points to anyone who can spot the dildos! Trailer Recap begins @ Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rat…

Creative kills, neon-red blood, leather gloves and a soundtrack by a band called "Goblin", we're recapping Dario Argento's DEEP RED! This 1975 film is considered a definitive part of the Italian giallo genre, so we can all feel a tiny bit smarter after listening to Sammy recap it for us! Trailer Recap begins @ 30:22 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on…

Handcuffs, a very hungry dog, and too many trigger warnings to count, we're recapping Mike Flanagan's GERALD'S GAME! Based off a Stephen King novel that was thought to be "unfilmable", this movie IS NOT to be confused with the heartwarming Pixar Short "Geri's Game". Trailer TW: Child sexual abuse, sexual assault, self harm Recap begins @ 26:18 This…

Mind games, the fight for survival, and the WORST BED EVER, we're recapping SAW 2!! Horrorpondent and Saw expert Joel Jensen joins us again to let us know what the heck Jigsaw is up to this time! Trailer Recap begins @ 22:33 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional cont…

The beessss, the beess!! This week we are joined by Elizabeth Andrews and Waleed Mansour (Sitcom D&D), to recap a perfect film in the Nicolas Cage canon, 2006's THE WICKER MAN! Neo-pagans, fertility rites, bear suits....somehow this movie is NOT Midsommar, but clearly we've discovered a reference point for Ari Aster. Trailer Recap begins @ 29:41 Fo…

Nicole Kidman's real hair, Billy Zane's glistening skin, and Sam Neill's perfect accent, we're recapping the 1989 horror-thriller DEAD CALM! Thrilled that the original Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, is here to tell us everything we need to know about this wild movie. Trailer Recap begins @ 38:18! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and …

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One very ordinary-seeming house, two ghost-hunters and several hours of spooky content, we're recapping THE BLACKWELL GHOST with paranormal expert and comedian, Roz Hernandez (Ghosted)! Don't worry, this isn't a documentary...or is it? Turner Clay, reveal yourself! Trailer Recap begins @ 25:11 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and I…

Barber chairs, booming orchestras, and delicious meat pies, we're mixing things UP this week by recapping SWEENEY TODD, the magnificent horror musical now on Broadway!! Award–winning director Thomas Kail (Hamilton) helms the return of the musical thriller starring Josh Groban (!!!) as Sweeney Todd and Tony-winner Annaleigh Ashford as Mrs. Lovett. W…

Embalmed hands, malevolent spirits, and snapchat loving teens - we're recapping the new A24 Australian horror film Talk to Me! And what better guests to join us than our Australian horrorspondents Peach & Shag?? Grab our hands and join us for a special edition of Too Spooko; Didn't Watch! Trailer Recap begins @ 31:40 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast o…

Alternate dimensions, religious cults, lava monsters, and a young girl with the adult woman name of Sharon - we're recapping the 2006 video game adaptation Silent Hill! Join us as we answer your most pressing questions, most importantly - does Sean Bean survive? Trailer Trivia @ 21:23 Recap @ 36:15 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, …

Forgot to post this last week but FYI our bonus recap for July was for Kevin Smith's TUSK! A freaky nasty film that we had to sneak in while Henley was away... Please enjoy this teaser, and check out the full episode on our Patreon. Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Rate Too Scary; Didn’t Watch 5 Stars on Spotify and …

This episode was recorded live at San Diego Comic-Con! A heads up there was an audio issue for the first 6 minutes or so, so apologies for that. But join us as we play with everyone's favorite possessed doll, Chucky! Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon for bonus episodes and additional content! Rat…

Get ready for some Nathan-for-you-style horror cuz we're recapping the terrifyingly uncomfortable 2014 found footage film - Creep! This episode was originally recorded and released as a bonus episode on our Patreon in December 2021. Trailer Recap begins @ 13:12 Follow the show: @TSDWpodcast on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Check out our Patreon f…

For our 200th episode, we are going back to the film that started it all - Midsommar! Now that we ALL THREE have seen it, we felt it was time to return to our very first episode and reflect on the past four years of doing this podcast. Love you all very much and thank you for joining us on this ride! It's time to pots and pans for podcasters!!!! Re…

We're celebrating Fourth of July this week, and what's more American than heinous public policies that disproportionately affect vulnerable and underserved communities?? We're recapping the second movie in The Purge franchise - The Purge: Anarchy! And we hope that if The Purge happens for real one day, we can all collectively promise to do FUN stuf…

Grab your shiny, hard, Porky Pig masks and meet us on the quad, we're recapping HAPPY DEATH DAY! This patron-chosen movie is Groundhog Day meets Final Destination meets Scream...aka the perfect combo!! (Fair Warning: we also discuss the submersible and Michael Douglas's 1997 film The Game for 50% of this episode) TRAILER Recap begins @ 37:51 Follow…