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„Verprügelt mit Punchlines“ präsentiert von den Stand-up Comedians Ivan Thieme, Falk Pyrczek und Jonas Imam zersäbelt Popkultur mit gnadenlosen Punchlines und geht dann nachhause Suppe essen. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/verpruegeltmitpunchlines Jetzt auch auf Youtube: www.youtube.com/verprügeltmitpunchlines Folgt uns auf Spotify! Abonniert uns auf iTunes! Liked uns auf Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vmp.podcast/ Findet uns auf Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vmp.podcast/ Folgt ...
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What do you get when you cross a comedian, an artist, and a love for boxing? Punches and Punchlines! Listen as Fritz and Franco break down their favorite fights, with a sense of humor. It's like sitting around a bar with 2 old friends, as they drink and over analyze everything about the sweet science known as boxing. Tune in each week for new episodes.
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Current events and news, but sassy. In the spirit of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Trevor Noah and even those Pod Save America guys, we’ll strip away the political jargon and dive into the heart of the action, offering a fresh, sassy take on the biggest stories and controversies. Come by for a laugh, and get just enough information to keep you conversational at the water cooler. Portions of this podcast were created with the assistance of AI, Like with any good show, we mix the n ...
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Fort Bragg plays musical chairs with its name (and burns through eight million dollars doing it), learn about the WWII hero who Grand Theft Auto'd a Nazi ambulance, discover why this year's flu season is hitting harder than a metal concert mosh pit, and see why the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are causing more drama than an Oasis family reu…
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In dieser Folge lassen Jonas, Ivan und ihr Gast Philipp Schlüter ihrer Fantasie freien Lauf und erschaffen ihre ultimativen Wrestling-Alter-Egos – inklusive absurder Kostüme und Signature Moves. Dazu gibt’s eine Diskussion über Spitznamen, die man nie loswird, und Wutprobleme, die sich manchmal auf der Bühne entladen. Apropos Bühne: Stand-up Comedy…
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Send us a text Picture this: a boxing event that promised fireworks but left us feeling like we watched a sequel that didn't quite live up to its original. We start with the much-anticipated Fulton versus Figueroa 2, which, despite the hype, was a bit of a letdown, akin to a movie sequel that should've stayed on the cutting room floor. However, Ste…
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VP Vance's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week! First, Trump publicly friendzones him on Fox News, then the POPE HIMSELF writes a letter saying he's got Catholic teaching all wrong (awkward!), all while Trump stages a hostile takeover of the Kennedy Center! Plus: Why Ben Folds said "bye bye bye" to the National Symphony Orchestra, and how "L…
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The latest political roundup dives into the most bonkers real estate deals in American history! From a viral petition to sell California to Denmark for one trillion dollars, to a Congressman trying to rename Greenland as "Red, White and Blueland," to Apple Maps getting patriotic with the Gulf of Mexico - this story has more plot twists than a Netfl…
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Today we're diving into the absolutely bonkers world of politics where Trump is waging war on your shower head, Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are having two thirty AM taxi adventures, and plastic straws are apparently a matter of national security. Watch Trump explain how sharks eating plastic will save America, and find out why he's reviewing Kenned…
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Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's wild Super Bowl Sunday where the former president managed to ban pennies, start a trade war, AND storm out of the biggest game in America - all in the span of twenty-four hours! From declaring war on copper to watching his golden predictions turn to lead, we're breaking down how Trump turned America's fav…
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The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the lar…
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Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.…
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Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.…
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Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: T…
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Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and mor…
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Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this i…
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President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW): ✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs ✓ China gets slapped with ten percent ✓ Canadian oil gets s…
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In dieser Folge hinterfragen Jonas, Ivan und Falk ihre Bildschirmzeit – mit der ernüchternden Erkenntnis, dass sie eigentlich in der Matrix leben. Dazu gibt’s eine nostalgische Reise zurück zu Culcha Candela, die Band, die niemand zugeben will, mal gehört zu haben. Außerdem: Backstage-Stürmer, also Leute, die sich in VIP-Bereiche mogeln, nur um dan…
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Send us a text Naoya Inoue’s latest fight against Yijun Kim highlights the unmatched skill and strategy that place him at the top of boxing. We explore not only Inoue's impressive performance but also the dynamics of taunting, resilience in the ring, and the latest fighting events you shouldn't miss. As always, the boys break down all the fights...…
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The federal government melts down over pronouns in email signatures while Trump plays chicken with our biggest trading partners! Will Canada unleash its "forceful but reasonable" revenge? Did the feds just copy-paste Elon's homework for their buyout plan? Join Patrick Gutfield for a wild ride through today's absolutely bonkers news as we break down…
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Look, there's nothing funny about a plane crash so we decided to talk about something else. Dogs may have a case for getting rid of Daylight Savings Time Trump is using too many words, and wants to end NYC's congestion pricing. Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prarie.Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media által
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Robert F Kennedy Jr. gets grilled harder than imported shrimp as he tries convincing senators he's not anti-vaccine, while restaurants across the Gulf Coast are caught serving up seafood lies! Plus, we've got Paul Pelosi making thirty-eight million dollars disappear faster than his wife can say "I know nothing about those trades!" It's an all-you-c…
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CHAOS ALERT: Madonna storms comedy club for surprise Trump jokes while Google Maps tries to erase Mexico from its app! But that's not even the craziest news of the day - wait until you hear about France's new AI that thinks cows lay eggs and can calculate the square root of a goat. Plus, the Doomsday Clock just moved closer to midnight, because app…
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How a $6M Chinese AI Just Crashed America's Trillion-Dollar Tech Party Move over Silicon Valley - there's a new AI in town that just did with six million dollars what American tech giants are spending a trillion to achieve. Tonight, we're diving into how DeepSeek, a Chinese company you've never heard of, sent Nvidia's stock tumbling faster than a t…
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Join host Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on Trump's twenty-five percent tariffs on Colombian goods, threatening America's coffee supply, plus his unusual fixation on Greenland's military defenses and controversial Gaza relocation plans. We'll also dive into the Cyrus family drama as Billy Ray's Trump inauguration performance strikes a sour n…
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In dieser Folge werden Jonas, Ivan und Falk zu den großen Architekten der Trash-TV-Zukunft: Während sie Aale als heimliche Reality-Stars hypen, geben sie Love is Blind Germany den letzten Rest. Danach geht’s an die wirklich bahnbrechenden Ideen – von der „Ivan im Tropical Island„-Doku bis hin zu einer bizarren Variante von Fantasy Island, bei der T…
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Trump opens up the JFK files like they're his tax returns, Biden's farewell letter turns out nicer than his Twitter replies, and China builds a sun because apparently global warming wasn't enough. Plus: Trump discovers crypto, proving you can teach an old dog new digital tricks. Patrick Gutfield examines history, hidden files, and artificial heat w…
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Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's ambitious territorial wishlist, from trying to reclaim the Panama Canal to making another bid for Greenland. Plus, Mexican President Sheinbaum's diplomatic shade-throwing and Piers Morgan's bold prediction about Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. A satirical look at international relations, territorial di…
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Join Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on the day's biggest political stories, including Trump's surprising Hollywood ambassador appointments, Meta's mysterious automatic follows of the Trump administration, and the new Department of Government Efficiency's meme-worthy website. In this episode, Gutfield unpacks Elon Musk's controversial inaugur…
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Donald Trump's historic return to the presidency features promises to rename the Gulf of Mexico, seize the Panama Canal, and plans for mass January sixth pardons. Meanwhile, outgoing President Biden issued surprise pardons to five family members minutes before leaving office. The inauguration ceremony, moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, saw VIPs…
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Join host Patrick Gutfield for a comedic take on today's biggest political stories. Watch as we break down Trump's last-minute indoor inauguration plans, his surprising TikTok save, and the launch of Trump cryptocurrency that has Wall Street scratching their heads. Plus, get ready for a flurry of executive orders that could reshape America as we kn…
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In dieser explosiven Folge diskutieren Jonas, Ivan und die unvergleichliche Jana Jansen über die großen Fragen des Lebens: Dünne Augenbrauen – ein Modetrend oder doch ein Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit? Außerdem wird der Racheplan an Schulbullys geschmiedet, natürlich stilvoll und modisch korrekt. Mit dabei: Kinder im Showbiz – süß oder grusel…
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A comprehensive guide to Trump's presidential comeback celebration: featuring performances by Carrie Underwood, The Village People, and Kid Rock, spanning four days of ceremonies and celebrations. Details the complete inaugural schedule, surprise musical guests, and Congress's constitutional authority regarding presidential qualifications. Includes…
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A comedic take on Trump's late-night Twitter rage against Seth Meyers, the historic Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal starring Steve 'Who?' Witkoff, Biden's 'Is that a joke?' moment, and ESPN's Stephen A. Smith regretting his Harris vote. Plus, Trump's inauguration guest list featuring everyone who's ever had a YouTube channel."…
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A satirical take on today's biggest stories, including Trump's External Revenue Service plan, Michelle Obama's inauguration decision, pink fire retardants in LA, and opportunistic landlords raising rents during the wildfire crisisPolitical Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media által
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From pardons to parties: Jan 6 'MAGA Granny' shocks by refusing Trump's clemency while the Village People agree to perform YMCA at his inauguration. Plus, Biden's final student loan forgiveness push, Melania's White House return plans, and Trump's three-ball celebration schedule. Your daily dose of political whiplash served with a side of disco. Un…
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Mark Zuckerberg throws shade at Apple during his Joe Rogan Experience appearance, while President-elect Trump and Governor Newsom battle over LA's devastating wildfires. Plus, Fire Chief Crowley's explosive interview, fake firefighters raiding evacuation zones, and a drone versus Super Scooper showdown. Your weekly dose of Silicon Valley drama and …
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A satirical look at Donald Trump's unconditional discharge in his felony case, his candid Fox News interview about Obama, and his expanding merchandise empire including twenty billion dollar Dubai deals and signature guitars. Features sharp political commentary on Trump's virtual court appearance, presidential campaign merchandise, and internationa…
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In dieser Folge werfen Jonas, Ivan und Falk einen ironischen Blick auf die großen Dramen des Alltags: automatische Lichtschalter, die eher Hindernis als Hilfe sind, und Bügeln, das offenbar Falks geheime Leidenschaft ist (oder Strafe, je nach Perspektive). Ivan teilt seinen epischen Showdown mit einer Verkäuferin, während die Jungs sich fragen, ob …
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Join Patrick Gutfield for a landmark day in American history. We're breaking down President-elect Trump's unprecedented virtual sentencing in Manhattan - the first criminal sentencing of any American president. Plus, all the uncomfortable handshakes and cold shoulders from Jimmy Carter's funeral, where Karen Pence's snub of the Trumps went viral. T…
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The historic gathering of five presidents at Jimmy Carter's funeral and the heated exchange between Trump and Newsom over the Los Angeles wildfires. A unique look at how two major stories - a solemn presidential reunion and a political firefight over actual fires - are shaping today's headlines. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Sh…
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Trump plans to rename an ocean, Don Jr's Arctic adventure falls flat, and Mark Zuckerberg does the world's most expensive apology tour. Plus, scientists reveal you can skip the diet and just take a walk! Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the ba…
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Patrick tackles Pennsylvania Senator Doug Mastriano's creative interpretation of Star Wars vehicles as government surveillance, proving that some politicians can't tell their TIE fighters from their spy drones. Plus, we celebrate America's victory over murder hornets (yes, that was still a thing), and explore how universities are playing beat-the-c…
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Patrick dives into America's latest financial fever dream - Fartcoin, because apparently cryptocurrency needed to get even weirder. Then, we explore the eternal battle against Daylight Savings Time, where changing your clock twice a year is somehow more controversial than paying thirty dollars for a fast food burger. Plus, a special look at RFK Jr.…
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In ihrer neuesten Folge sezieren Jonas und Ivan die Welt der Unterhaltung – und das mit chirurgischer Präzision und jeder Menge Unsinn. Von Comedy-Alben, die keiner kauft, über den schottischen Zynismus eines Frankie Boyle bis hin zu der Frage: Warum gibt’s bei Gigs eigentlich Musik? Außerdem: Wie viel Storytelling verträgt Stand-up, bevor es wie e…
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Send us a text Fritz and Franco end 2024 with a recap of their favorite fights from December. First the boys take a deep dive on the Oleksandr Usyk vs Tyson Fury fights. Then in "Playing Boxing", the boys break down the rest of the undercard and the Jaime Munguia vs Bruno Surace fight. As always, the boys break down all of the boxing... with a sens…
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In ihrer festlich-chaotischen Weihnachtsfolge lassen Jonas, Ivan und Falk keinen Glühweinbecher unberührt. Sie diskutieren über Gänsebraten vs. Turducken (ein Albtraum aus Fleisch oder doch der heilige Gral des Festmahls?) und eine Wette, bei der die Frage im Raum steht: Wie viel Essen ist zu viel? Natürlich dürfen die besten Weihnachtsfilme nicht …
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In der neuesten Folge ihres Comedy-Podcasts liefern Jonas, Ivan und Falk eine echte Achterbahnfahrt der Absurditäten. Sie diskutieren die Karriere von Luigi Mangione (wer auch immer das ist), analysieren die Gesundheitsbranche mit United Health und stellen sich die Frage, ob Ben Shapiro eigentlich auf Freibier steht. Nebenbei wird heftig über das K…
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Patrick takes on the looming government shutdown, Trump's Truth Social financial advice, and Congress's latest game of fiscal hot potato. Watch as we explore how Trump wants to treat the national debt like an annoying terms of service agreement - just click accept and move on. Plus, a special look at how Speaker Mike Johnson is running out of optio…
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Today's stories explore three high-profile figures navigating very different controversies. Trump appoints football legend Herschel Walker to be Ambassador to the Bahamas while warning Senate Republicans to hold off on other confirmations. In New York, prosecutors pursue ambitious terrorism charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi …
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President Biden tries to calm drone hysteria while Trump goes full History Channel conspiracy theorist. Plus, why some Americans think Orion's Belt is actually Amazon Prime's newest delivery fleet. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner o…
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Join Patrick Gutfield as he navigates through today's political circus, where Trump claims the government is playing hide-and-seek with mystery drones, Kamala Harris delivers fortune cookie wisdom to laid-off staffers at their own goodbye party, and Democratic strategists are already planning Harris's comeback tour before she's finished unpacking f…
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From Boston nightclubs celebrating a murder suspect with Miley Cyrus to GiveSendGo fundraising controversies and banned merch, this episode unpacks the bizarre Luigi Mangione phenomenon. Join us for a sardonic look at a week where true crime met TikTok fame and presidential candidates met mounting legal fees. A darkly humorous take on what happens …
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