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The Dark Ride presented by Drunk Distory is an adult theme park podcast hosted by two funny people that are fans of two things - theme parks and drinking! Each week they will discuss a different theme park ride and invite you to play along as they rank it through a fun drinking game. So ask yourself - are you in, or are you afraid of the dark ride?
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Take a ride with us into the spooky, wacky, irrelevant, and spectacular. No topic is off limits- if it makes your skin crawl, we are here to walk you through it. This podcast has a 40 foot drop straight into creepy topics, with a hint of dark humor. Please note that this podcast will have spins, twists, and sharp turns. For your safety please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast.
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The Dark Ride with Mr Dark

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The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: a bi-weekly journey on a Dark Ride of Mr. Dark’s creation, featuring content pulled directly from his mind via the Create-O-Matic, his greatest invention yet. Comedy, entertainment, the weird...who knows what you’ll see! Join Mr. Dark and a growing cast of characters and take a spin on the Dark Ride as he brings you entertainment, comedy, the strange and unexplained, and much, much more every other week! Remember to keep all hands and arms inside the vehicle at a ...
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Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan talk about the stresses of a first time dis vacation?, We discuss the deepest of deep dives , viral sensation rockin the internet, the 4 hr starcruiser review you tube by @…
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Today we head on down to the Lithium Ion Lido Deck, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks and cruise ships. This week we flip the script and Ryan tells Adriane all about his recent stomp around the studios and sail around the seas of the Caribbean. We get into all the goods, bads, and uglies of the MSC seashore and its…
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From the day we arrive on the podcast And, blinking, picked up our drinks There's more to know than can ever be known More to drink than can ever be drunk There's far too much facts to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the gates rolling high Through the castle spotted sky Keeps great and small on the endless pal around It's the c…
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Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan try a new nationwide Dolewhip social media trend, does it hold up to our refined palates?, we will have to taste the magic to find out. Then we answer some listener mail ab…
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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent romp around the mouse house. and this time she brought a friend in to spill the tea. We are psyched to welcome back to our little slice of Cinderella; Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). H…
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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a lif…
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Only the Grid knows why frisbees and neon go so damn well together. stride over your ever so uncomfortable light cycle and get ready to see the future in all of its daft punkiness. Today we ride Tron: Light Cycle Run. Will this neo-futuristic test track of new Tomorrowland send us victoriously through the cybernetic cacophony or will its seats have…
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There is an old Swahili Proverb that says;"He who eats another man's food will have his own food eaten by others." . and that goes double when you are talking about the bread service at Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge Kidani Village. From the epic art to the wild views, this restaurant with the heart of Africa has got big things in a small package. S…
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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week were all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryantalk about some upcoming events, we talk through some big disney news articles as of late and jam out to some listener mail and posts. its fun for the family, but with swears…
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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a lif…
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It's been Four Years since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" not so long since you laughed at me Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me" welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy! …
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Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin…
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Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen. Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the s…
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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a lif…
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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmi…
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Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Put 'em together and what have you got character dining costing you a firstborn child. We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this…
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Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse. This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the map…
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Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a lif…
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When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by …
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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dre…
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Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail …
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Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Un…
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All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacat…
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On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat. Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan…
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This week the terrific twosome get serious and tackle a recent mean mouse policy change that has some of the Disney community quite upset. Adriane and Ryan have invited two fantastic guests to discuss the recent banning of third party tour guides on property. We welcome Monica (@BarbiNoE / @fake_gwen) and Johnathan (@jonofakepants / @tiktokjono) to…
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Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeli…
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What would you do with your best day ever if it was decided by chance? Well, today through the magic of Rock Paper Scissors we're gonna see what A & R would do when put to the task. Whose day will take the Mickey waffle? you gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podc…
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Like a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown…
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Twas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care, in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there; We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as w…
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Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as …
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What do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller…
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Welcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spook…
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Today we head on down to the motherboard microbrewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we flip the script and hear all about Ryan's trip to the themepark motherland. Ry is Halloween Horror Nights bound and then off to see what he has been missin in the world for the last couple of years in the bubble. …
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For The First time ever The Dark Ride is pitting the theme world mega champs against each other where it counts... the lines. in a knockout, all-holds-barred, battle royale Tournament of the Queue of Champions: Disney Vs Universal. Us Theme nerd aficionados have spent more time riding the stainless steel saddle , carving switchbacks and spotting qu…
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Today we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her September trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter…
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This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ where we're talking big moves, of the Orlando variety. well not really us but like so many of us, inquiring minds want to know. What are the thoughts on moving to Orlando from those transplants that have made the leap. To do this we're gonna need help, so we call in the profe…
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Have a great idea for a shiny new car design and Ford just won't hire you? Well look no further because GM is data mining all the 10-year-olds in Orlando for sweet Hot Wheels ideas that they can put to the test. Today were buckled up for simulation as we ride Test Track Presented by Chevrolet. Whether you are looking for Capability, Efficiency, Res…
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Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up our thoughts on the recently unveiled offerings from the 2023 destination D-23 Event in Orlando. Maybe we will get some of these goodies in the 20-20s but im not holding my breathe. We…
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This week join Kiera and Sam as they look at 5 spooky houses from pop culture. Learn more about the houses from Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Horror Story (Coven), Lizzie Borden Took an Axe, Halloween, and Beetlejuice. Take a nose dive with us as we rate the homes in Dark Ride style and see how they measure up in their spooky factor.…
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Today we head on down to the microchip megastore lunch counter, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about some dudes issues with disney adults. some people say that we are disturbed mentally ill derranged members of society, but these people haven't even met me yet so what do they…
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Come with us as we go on a journey of discover to the wondrous Chesapeake Bay and the mysterious creature that lives within the water. This week we discuss the monster that just doesn't want to go back to Florida, but who would want to. Is it a bird? A plane? Or a platypus? A what about the creature on the other side of the world, or Nessie as they…
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This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we keep our breath held on our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament has us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay…
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What do the band Smash Mouth and the podcast Dark Ride have in common? They both know that the years start coming and they don't stop coming. But as of 2020, Shrek will be eternal. Celebrating its entry into the National Film Registry, take a ride with us as we discuss fan theories and conspiracies!Kiera Ebel, Samantha Sibrel által
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Today we head on down to the internet imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Princess weak. Which of these lovely, strong, independent, cartoon women are our faves, and which ones are bottom barrel basic. Then we bust out some serious superlatives to the squad and see…
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Today we head on down to the software saloon, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things... airports?!?!?!. That's right, this week we put the theme parks away in exchange for some TSA. At least there are still queues! This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Adriane's recent trip to Alaska on land and sea... if we add in the imaginat…
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