The fight is over (for now,) but there's still a boat to catch- only now they have to catch it with an unwanted child in tow. Can the crew decide on a plan? Can they execute the plan? Can they abandon a child? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.…

Enter Hanzo. He's the worst character you can imagine and he's also your son. So much for a vacation. Ah well, with any luck everyone will be eaten by a giant crocodile and we can put this behind us. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.…

The Dicey crew field some listener questions, and in doing so perhaps write the perfect Leprechaun movie. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

It's time for Stan to indulge in his incredibly destructive gambling habit, and with no one to babysit Moog, murder is definitely on the cards! Meanwhile Cabert and Klaudia need to rush back with their shocking news, as soon as they stop at this fancy restaurant, obviously. Dicey Bastards is the actual play D&D podcast for people who want an entire…

It's been a couple of weeks since their mission victory (and moral and political failures) and now they're ready to move onto the next adventure! Just as soon as they've sampled the local cocktails and satiated Stan's massive gambling problem. Dicey Bastards is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, with surprisingly little dungeons or dragons…

A special guest drops by to playtest a compelling new game. Finally, a game that allows you to destroy your friends! They've been training for this for ten years, but will the A&D crew survive Imminent Peril? Check out and support this hilarious and fun indie game at https://imminentperil.critharder.com/ Become a supporter of this podcast: https://…

The exciting conclusion of the first season of Dicey Bastards! Can our brave heroes subvert the democratic process, or is Jorcerer's raw charisma too much to compete against? Authors & Dragons pits fantasy comedy writers against a world of might and magic, often with awful results. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Beva, MK Gibson, EM Ka…

With the battle fought and won, it's time to do the smart thing and basque in a little adoration. Unfortunately no one is smart, so instead the crew find themselves in a web of political rivalry that might reduce their victory to naught. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play podcast bought to you by Authors & Dragons- a cabal of indie writers c…

This week we unleash a Mimic from the vaults! Rick returns to lead the discussion on some obscure cryptids. How big does a spider have to be before you can class it as a monster? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

It's time for the final battle with the hag cartel. With Stan loaded for bear (or maybe twinks) and Jorcerer at the height of his political power, who will be left standing after the carnage? Dicey Bastards is bought to you by Authors & Dragons, a cabal of your favorite Indie Authors banding together to bring you the best entertainment and the wors…

Look, someone has to rank all the Transformers movies, and those someone's are Rick and Gibby. What's that? No one actually has to rank the Transformers movies? It's not that important and the yawning expanse of history won't shed a solitary tear if they remain unranked? Well... well, that was quite hurtful. I hope you're pleased with yourself. Bec…

The heroes prepare for an assault, but luckily Cabert turns up just in time with reinforcements. Good news? Only if those re-enforcements don't start arresting people for public nudity... Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny i…

Gibby lays down some swords & sorcery classics- but which movie is superior, and which will be fed to the trolls? Only we have the power to decide! ONLY WE! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

Uncover the vast and terrible secrets of the Dicey Bastards cast. There will be chicken wings. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

What are the most irritating D&D tropes? We ask the most irritating D&D players to find out! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

Somebody needs to come up with a plan, one that involves killing as few children as necessary. But with so many disparate cunning brains on the case, who will be the one to save the day / kill them all? Authors & Dragons is the indie author podcast you didn't know you needed. Listen as these professional story crafters focus their talents on ruinin…

Gibby and the gang once again traverse the reddit gripes of D&D deed doers in an effort to find out- who is worthy of judgement? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

When tryng to infiltrate the lair of the child criminals, the gang stumble upon a situation way out of their league. Will they negotiate, or die? Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Shhh! Remain stealthy, rogue, as you comment, subscribe and quietly smash that like button. Come …

Gibby digs up some DnD personal stories so that Rick and Steve can judge them without mercy. Who is an a**hole? Who is just a nerd? Find out! #dndstories Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

It's out of the huge pile of manure and into the frying pan as the crew's attempt at stealth and surveillance goes predictably wrong. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Shhh! Remain stealthy, rogue, as you comment, subscribe and quietly smash that like button. Come hang out wit…

The crew take another well deserved rest from playing awful characters to be awful in real life, answering questions from YOU the listeners! What is their favorite smell? Why was that a terrible question? Find out! Features MK Gibson, Rick Gualtieri, EM Kaplan, Robert Bevan, and Steve Wetherell. Want to find out more about these jerks? Go to www.au…

After surviving the night and finding theselves some juicy evidence, the gang march confidentally towards East Cherry and straight into a trap. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Oh my gosh do we love a wizard here. Magic powers? Remarkable! What an adventure for all concerned.…

With Drew freshly returned from Dragon Con, the gang talk cons, and the daunting prospect of living up to (or down to) expectations. Also video games! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

With a massacre at their backs, it's time to get a good nights sleep at a handy tavern. But who can sleep with all this intrigue and night raiding going on? Time for Moog to set an alarm as only he knows how. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Psst. Hey, buddy. Ya like goblins?…

Ben Robinson joins the podcast to talk about Wolverine and Deadpool. Turns out the movie is good, so we talk about other movies until we have something to complain about. This Side Quest is sponsored by Space Oddities! The amazing comedy space adventurer comic book, the third instalment of which is now funding on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarte…

Setting off to find the mysterious child predators, the gang are surprised to be accosted by actual child predators. Still, if Moog or Klaudia even have kid gloves, they definitely already killed them, so let's do this. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. How hilarious? Hoo boy.…

It's olympic mania! Presumably? What changes could be made to make the strange boy fancy lads give a single solitary care about the worlds greatest sporting event? Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and …

Like a dog to its own vomit, the crew return to the scene of Moog's atrocities. But was Moog even there? And were they even atrocities? Lets hope the guards are dumb enough to convince otherwise... Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous…

The Dicey Bastards Crew put their feet up after a long hard days adventuring and answer the questions of you, the loyal and beautiful listener. Time Travel Panel Van is where we end up. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in …

The encounter with the Adolescent Mutated Warrior Tortles goes a lot more diplomatically than intended, but can our heroes leave the sewer without taking a dip in the tantilizing ooze pool? Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny…

Three old men talk about the weather. Who are the New Jersey patron saints of Summer? What is their deal? Find out! Don't forget to check out our merch at teepublic! Now with hats!! https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=13059 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.…

The convenient escape tunnel proves to be anything but! Will the crew meet their doom in this frustrating, and somewhat familiar, under water level? Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Featuri…

It's time to wombsplain father's day! Who is your favorite and least favorite motherf**ker? Don't forget to check out our merch at teepublic! Now with hats!! https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=13059 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.…

What should be a restful night turns into a chaotic escape as the long arm of the law reaches for our harried heroes. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick …

The Dicey Bastards crew are here to answer YOUR questions. That's right- YOU! You're content now, baby. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Rob…

With funds depleted, the crew spitball ideas for making some fast cash. A contact at the local adventuring guild might just have the answers... Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Featuring MK…

Now that X-Men '97 has run its course, it's time for the geek vultures to pick at the bones of it's most belly-top wearing casualty! What hit and what missed in Marvel's latest retro offering? This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill…

With some likely candidates selected, it's time to test their abilities in the heat of battle. Luckily Stan has an army of kung fu sex workers ready to stretch them out! Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glor…

It's Mother's Day! So here are a bunch of dudes to mansplain the day to you. Who is the best Mother? We fight it out! This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire. ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT…

It's show time! Everything is in place for Stan and Jorcerer to handpick their team of adventurers, but with some of the questionable talent on display they may have their work cut out for them... This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind …

Klaudia has a dilemma. On the one hand she's dead, but on the other at least she's staying out of trouble. However, she might get better yet with a little help from the animal spirit kingdom. Follow the adventures of six comedy fantasy authors as they go head to head in a world of magic, might, and mayhem! Become a supporter of this podcast: https:…

While Stan and Jorcerer are away, Moog Faceeater strolls into town. For an orc stuck in an elf's body, every day is an excuse for violence and self loathing... Follow six comedy writers as they go head to head in a world of might, magic and mayhem! Don't forget you can support us and get more content at www.patron.com/authorsanddragons Become a sup…

It seems that Jorcerer's domestic freedom may have a price tag attached. Can the guys cut a deal with an angry wife and a local magical mafioso? Follow the adventures of six fantasy authors as they go head to head in a quest of swords and chicanery! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podc…

Stan Dandyliver will need the help of an old companion if he wants to make a success of his new quest, but can he rescue Jorcerer the Sorcerer from domestic bliss? Fantasy authors go head to head in a comedy adventure set to Dungeons and Dragons 5e rules. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dn…

Two years have passed since the doomed adventures of the Salty Bastards crew, and all Stan fights these days is self pity. But the appearance of an enigmatic stranger might just shake him out of his funk... Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.…

Gibby, John and Steve check in on media. How is media doing? Has it been up to much? How is it feeling? Wait, is that a Roadhouse remake? Hahahaha okay. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

With the new season on the horizon, the fellas take some time to hype another big event for 2024. But what will DigiCon include? You Decide!! (within reason.) Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

Gibby returns with his delightful general knowledge game show! Has Steve sobered up enough to get a question right? No! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

Just as the situation seems to be in hand, Jorcerer decides to take things in hand. Can the Bastards get away clean? Or extremely dirty? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által

The crew interview some of the key artists behind the A&D experience- JLD, Sandy Butchers, and... Robert Bevan? What makes an artist tick? Find out! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.Authors & Dragons által